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first for a tasty publix sub

Good thread desu

my favorite edition

The NRA is offering a free duffel bag if I join up, for a mere 30 bucks! wow what a steal

>drove quebecois cousin around for a couple days
>most time I've spent with a woman in years

>posted at 306 edition

You can't "first" your own damn thread. You're the OP.

Real first for nothing

Doctors unanimously agree that drinking a glass of milk with every meal will strengthen your bones

tell her i said fuck off frog

>When koreans and japaneses start fighting in the same thread

its an experimental thread
generally disapproval from the publixposter causes my threads to die
but will adopting publix editions win his approval and thereby save my threads?
we'll find out
ill do what i want bitch

TWENTY
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GOLD
MEDALS

Goodnight /cum/

Have fun being cucked by namefags

WE DID IT

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YESSSS

Did she let you touch her?

can someone tell me a bed time story

We should do /cum/+/mena/ again, that was comfy.

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U S A

U S A

U S A

>Tfw no lewd comfy canadian gf

haven't figured out which foods trigger it or if there's a pattern at all, but when it happens... it's the worst farts of my life. sometimes large amounts of loose escaping air like a balloon you let go of, sometimes a tiny bubble you can barely even tell is there, but either way the fart is like so dense and heavy it just sticks around forever, and it has never smelled so bad before. i feel so bad for my husband. i could fart a puff so tiny i'm not even sure it happened and he'll come in the room 5 minutes later and reel backward from it. it has lessened up lately but i have a feeling it'll be back. why digestive system, why....

>all right
haha what happened to the left?

a couple hugs
she asked if I had a gf, don't know if that was patronizing or naivety

Publix editions aren't fair. We don't have Publix, I'm guessing Mexico doesn't have Publix either. Why does everything have to be about America? Why do they get to be in the spotlight all the time?

Find and marry a canadian qt, come to america and have an anchor baby. A little /cum/ family.

i dont have publix either
might as well rename this general /publix/ haha

it's about the southeast specifically, not even all america gets included

>EXPECTED TO WIN

>PRETTY MUCH UNBEATABLE

GET FUCKING HYPE

>I'm guessing Mexico doesn't have Publix either.
That's right, but i still like it though

hey guys

I wanna fuck a girl, if you know what I'm saying.

I never heard about publix until the guy started posting about it

Haven't jerked it in 5 days, doing well

this
/mena/ posters were nice

fuck of?????????????????????????????

It's a regional chain inside the country so don't worry. Most of the US doesn't have one either.

say that to my face and not on the internet and we'll see what happens

The only grocery stores near me are Superstore, Food Basics, and No Frills

Publix is only in Florida

most americans have never heard of it

me swinging you around

There is no place that I'd rather be

Than a park bench from which I can see

All the little girls play

In their innocent way

While I stroke myself off with great glee.

>doesn't /hoc/ it up

I bet this site is worse than a porn addiction
every normies computer I've used has porn in the history

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I can't believe so many Americans can't enjoy pubsubs

It's a copy of the /brit/ edition

this

>POOblix

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this is why I lift

Publix is from Florida, the only expanded to Georgia and South Carolina in the past ten years

But they dominate the Sunshine State. Winn-Dixie don't stand a chance.

*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*

Any last words?

...

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This might be the single most autistic Sup Forums general.

>tfw ate a pub sub today

not even close

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you haven't been to many generals then
/balt/ and /lat/ have us beat

you ever been in /brit/?

Haaaaaaaaave you met /brit/?

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kek

i use to buy these black eyed peas that would give me the worst farts. cant even eat them anymore. hope you get that sorted out.

good night gentlemen

Just because I have autism that doesn't make my posts any less valid.

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Yeah that guys deserves jail, I'm not saying the party goes weren't loud and annoying, and I'm actually rather soft on people shooting home intruders, but Thomas (shot guy) was on the sidewalk, not even on the yard, the shooter should definitely not have shot since his life wasn't immediately in danger, also why didn't he just call to report the party before?
Asshole is a danger to society given how trigger-happy he is.

*burps*

Who /sketchy chinese genetic test/ here?

A mistake only an autist would make.

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>Falling asleep in 6 minutes
Is this a meme?
If I'm not high it can take me up to an hour or two to fall asleep, usually at least half an hour at minimum
Do normies really fall asleep that fast?

It actually causes osteoporosis ironically enough, but whatever, drink your milk.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله

As far a limericks go, that was the worst I've ever seen in my life.

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you have literally never even glanced at /lat/ /brit/ or /asean/ have you

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WE CAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>they say as a guy posts pictures of shit in his toilet and his hairy ass

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They are currently expanding into Virginia

/cum/! /cum/! guess what?

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Going to grill a new york steak
how much should I cook it

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that's a gimmick in /brit/
a good amount of /balt/ is actually autistic and on benefits
/lat/ is just mindless anime spam and asinine memes

>all this really bad media coverage for Trump lately
he's not going to make it, is he?

What?

Holy shit this new janny is fucking quick, not even a minute passed before this thread got deleted

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It takes me much longer than that, I guess it's under optimal conditions

hi

i'm watching scarface. it's a pretty aesthetic movie.

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I'm from Youngstown

The Republican part is finished. What do we do now?

Season with salt and pepper, grill til medium rare, take off the grill, put some butter and thyme leaves on it, let rest for as long as you cooked it

good post
great movie

Probably the latter, normies can be clueless at times.

Have you watched Let the Right One In?

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