Countries that have your flag highlighted are your friends...

Countries that have your flag highlighted are your friends. The flag covering your country is the country you are best friends with. Any countries that share your cover flag are your friends too

How fortunate are you?

This is you

Oh Canada, our home and native land

>Japan is Britains friend and not ours
>Mexicans are our friend
You're entirely fucking wrong in every regard, OP.

>All these friends
Thanks guys

>tfw when no russia
Even in an imaginary world we don't have friends :c

>Mexicans are not our friends
;(

Where is our master, Godmerica?

We can be friends (?)

>friends with the gringos
lel

Least I can say of you is you stay in your rat fuck hole
The pic is literally wrong, Worst Korea
Syria

I'm fine, France is bro-tier

Ok. How about cocaine for qts?

i don't like these friends

>syria
no pls, NO

I did the joke first, scared of too much banter

Russia you have based Assad as ally, why complain?
You have friends now.

I actually like France when you aren't blowing up our boats

Why Brazil is the same shit in the imaginary world ?

We fucked up once, ONCE

I am completely fucked

Why can't we have some relevant allies, it's always shitholes like Syria, Ethiopia or China.

>Least I can say of you is you stay in your rat fuck hole

>How fortunate are you?

Not all that much apparently

Don't feel bad, I've been to Mexico a few times and your people treat foreigners very well. But then there's a shit ton of people fucking the country up at the same time sadly

What

Xaxaxaxaxaxa
Honhonhonhon

>France
>Bro-tier
>Is not French

HA FRANCEABOO

>peru and australia

fuck this shit

>Japan
>Canada
>Sweden
>Finland
>Korea
Impressive

fuck off spain is not my best friend

Australia we're best friends, right?
I remember Kokodo Trails

im surprised we didn't say canada desu. I think this map is BS. don't know a single Australian that would want to live in Europe's mexico.

i would rather live in the worst US state than mexico, any day of the week.

I thought just the word "Canadian" was used as an insult in Australian politics until it was banned recently?

is this american banter?

India is best friends with Russia. We just built a nuclear power plant together

>USA
hmmmmmm

Well it's either USA or Russia

When will the glorious nippon become our nakama?

If they closed their own borders we wouldn't hate them so much. Instead their president tells them to cross our border. Hard not to be mad at them for that shit.

what happened to being commonwealth bros?

They are our best friends in East Asia iirc

India is only mildly relevant because of its population. In terms of relevance per capita you guys would be near the bottom.

Australia would probably be first.

>no friends
Just like real life

Japan likes Turkey and arguably us.
They hate China and Korea for hating them.

India is only mildly relevant because of it's poOP*
FTFY

Yeah but I was talking about India's relationship with them.

>>Britains friend
There's not a single British flag on the map, you blind fuck. That's Australia's friend. How could anyone ever be so stupid as to confuse them?

I know I misread your post Rajeed
Australia's flag HAS Britain's flag on it you stupid cocksucker, and most of the countries, especially Japan only have room to show the left corner
inb4 muh blue, look at how Switzerland is colored in Russia and China, they bleed the exterior colors out around the rest of the flag

>forcing the per capita meme outside of Sup Forums

you need to go back