ITT: we are all in this cube

ITT: we are all in this cube

ah, feels just like home

that's literrally a house, not a cube

looks like a cube to me

THE MONOLITH!

WE DESTROY THAT AND THIS IS OVER!

Inside is like this?

it's a puzzlecube

you can imagine how the realm within appears

cubic house.

it's famous since ancient roman/greek time, nothing really new.

*farts*

dude...
*sips lean*
what if...
*sniffs nitric oxide*
we are all
*pops two xans*
inside this cube
*drops acid*
right now fr

It's been destroyed many times

They WORSHIP US! Nice.

by some old vegan muslim sect, the qarmatians.

>muslims are actually nintendofags

xth time's the charm?

Alright, we'll be honest this once. It's a cube because we're actually [spoiler]borgs[/spoiler]

WHAT'S IN THE BAWWWWWWWWKS

IDOLATRY!!!
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why are all these people outside our box? it's so loud i haven't slept in days. and it fuckin smells like hummus and sweat out there

ALLAHUAKBAR

The hordes of Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums surround us. Such is life.

Just letting you know that this cube is somehow useless, the thing that is more important is the black stone in there. It was a stone sent from heaven and was white in the beginning, but when people did sins it turned darker and darker. the stone was stolen before by the Qaramshian but they always failed, they also once dropped it and it broke into pieces, it was put together later on but you can still see cracks. When the end is near this stone will vanish away.

what happens if we paint the stone white

What happens if I put bacon on the stone

You can't reach it. try your luck
see above.

yes i can

>muslims have adored a bunch of weeb autists that make picardia circlejerk threads on a daily basis

impressive

it's hardly protected.

'hardly protected' in english means 'barely protected it all'

i.e. if you are fat but you have lifted weights for a month you are 'hardly a weightlifter'

i know what you meant to say (well protected or well fortified) but because u messed up ur english i now have proof i can reach it

>they also once dropped it and it broke into pieces

Pretty weak. I it was really important Allah would have made it stronger. Why is it okay to worship an idol in Islam? It's barbarian tier.

Can you pass me the pringles im a bit peckish

B-but it literally is hadly protected. You can go right up to the rock and kiss it.

Strongly protected then.
It was given as a gift and Allah told us that there will be people who pretend to be Muslim and that they will break it.
We don't worship the stone it's just like a communication device between us and god.

Qarmatians were based vegetarian faux-Muslims that practiced Zoroastrianism in secret.

>We don't worship the stone it's just like a communication device between us and god.

thats like the textbook definition of idolatry. Fucking hell Mehmet, get you shit together and stop worshiping false gods.

he's poorly explaining it we believe that the "Kaaba" aka the cube is a house built by Abraham and as such it was decided that it was to be the direction towards we pray it's only real purpose is that and going around it 7 times during the hajj but it is still a very holy place