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Europe will never be Russian

kill yourself

lmoa

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elaborate please

this part belongs to us, you fucking german.

russians are scum that dont belong in europe

russians are scum that dont belong in europe

>not including states that actually want to be in EU

Also
>Bremain

haha sorry, my slant eyed friend.
I am not very familiar with Russian-Japanese territorial disputes

Why no Belarus or Ukraine?

If the argument is their low wealth, they have similar low gdp per capita to Russia anyways

wtf all slavs are fundamentally europeans

kek

We aren't European, our culture is not European, we don't want to have anything common with you.

Fuck off.

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its not my map, i just found the picture on the internet.
but i think if russia would join the EU, all of the Eurasian economic union would

so?

Big Blue Cock ;^)

Sorry to disappoint you but your culture was pretty European up to the point of your last royal family.

So stop acting like a special snowflake.

Horror

why horror?
isn't having good relations with your neighbour and not beeing afraid of invasion a good thing?

Our """"""aristocratic""""" culture was, yeah, 'cause our aristocracy including royal family was a bunch of imported Germans, Poles and French.

>We aren't European, our culture is not European

Yeah, Your history, politics and culture are absolutely not European. Nor your language and religion. Your architecture is not European too.
You're right, my friend.
Your architecture

No, thanks.

Through history Russia has ALWAYS tried to be European.

Now the entire world tries to be European... even down to how the underwear looks like

> gooks are still mad about Kurils

>Your history, politics
Same can be said about Turkey, their history and politics are close intervened with Europe. Does that make them European?

>religion
>semitic shit from Middle East
>European
AXAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAA

Does that make Syrians or Ethiopians Euros as well?

>architecture
>language
The only more or less plausible arguments

Bullshit, we Slavs aren't even white.

Russians will save this union by exporting all their cool culture to us.

>religion
>semitic shit from Middle East
>European
Christian Religion was founded in Roman Empire. Thus it is European

>gooks
this word doesn't represent japanese, only koreans.

Just realism.

Russian byzantic authoritarian bureocracy would ruin EU. Schengen and Russians? Burglars would hooray.

wtf? then how would you describe your skin color?

gray

> they have similar low gdp per capita to Russia anyways
Kidding, right ?

>this part belongs to us
No it doesn't. You lost the war and gave up the lands you annexed. Deal with it.

Well, it wouldnt happen overnight.
I imagine a closer cooperation between EU and eurasion union, step by step. The two unions would fuse when all economical requirements are met

This is like saying Scandinavians aren't European because they are Nordic.

Europe is made up of several different ethnic groups. Whether it be redheaded Irish, blonde nords, black haired Italians or brunette Croatians. All are Europeans, including Slavs.

That word represents any Asian that fought with the USA. You're a gook too.

rouge slavique

so cute
but i still like Japan more

>The two unions would fuse when all economical requirements are met

It would also need fundamental changes to human rights, democracy, freedom of press, corruption, etc.

Not going to happen in our lifetime.

fight!

It's not about Nordic groups. It's about views on life and culture. We're different from countries that constitute the EU, as simple as that.

any source?

GDP measurement by PPP is an utter shit tho.

Nah.

you just scared worst korea off

>Not going to happen in our lifetime.
I am still young. I have at least 60 more years to live.

*ethnic groups, of course.

Well, southern Italians and Swedes are quite different too

I dont think Russia is fundamentally differnt from slavic countries that a members of the EU
only differnce is that russia has more power

>what is saint petersburg

>by the roman empire
why don't you let in more north africans and syrians, since by that logic, they're european?

Plus Switzerland and Norway it will be pretty cute.

A Russian city built by a """"""""European""""""" wannabe

>views on life and culture
you have more/less the same views on life and culture like the other Slavs which are already part of European Union and they fit very well

they would be europeans if not for islam

>I have at least 60 more years to live.

you should have more than 500 years to see it happen.

>Britain

There's literally no reason to enter EU. I would understand if it was NATO, since it has some merit.

central powered authoritarian country, nearing last places in all categories I mentioned.

It is different.

500 years is a pretty long times
500 years ago finns were africa tier snowniggers with zero technology.
And look at Finnald now

we are africa tier snowniggers with pocket calculators?

literally same as Poland
only thing holding Poland back from going full Russia is the EU

Are you so stupid that you can't find it yourself ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gook

You're right about Koreans tho, originally this word meant "Korean", but now it's used as an ethnic slur for any Asian.

you are one of the most developped countries in the world

True tho our politicans want more clay

>thinks the UK is in the EU

Lol, imagine if the EU doesn't fall... but actually just grows and grows. Not necessarily totally unrealistic

at kc was a korean who deram about join eu, so in case of op map he can do it.

i never understood that.
why would you want a bunch of ukrainians and belaruse living in polish state?
They would only cause tensions

Russia would be better than Turkey, but Russia is too big and would have too much power (or else I would be totally for having Russia in the EU)

And nobody noticed that Crimea isn't Russian on that map.

Russia alone has more power then EU combined. ;^)

yes, southern italians are pretty likely christian normans with pale skin & green eyes, whilst malmo is malmo

I'd honestly be down for it. It would stop the Gooks from getting uppity, provide Western Europe with slavqts and provide Russia with money.

Now that really depends on how you look at it...

In nuclear power maybe

>but now it's used as an ethnic slur for any Asian.
so technically, you are gook too.

there is something like gas chambers and NKVD

It would be a great free city :^)

Turkey is -from- the Middle East, just as Russia is -from- Europe.

Russia (and the Soviets) wasted all their wealth on the military, nuclear weapons and a completely unnecessary space shuttle program.

They could have been glorious, but alas, they were too stupid.

>nuclear weapons
>unnecessary

Bulgarians confirmed for undead.

Why do you people even respond to this obvious bait?

The space shuttle program was unnecessary. It cost them a HUGE part of their GDP, while at the same time some poor Russians were starving. Imagine the stupidity of the leadership. Crazy.

I wouldn't mind, if Russian government could be trusted to not be assholes - or at least to be manageable and predictable assholes, like other EU governments.

>EU
>manageable and predictable

Is that why the migrant crisis happened?

this is what soviet union was about
>muh rival of USA

meanwhile you had to wait few hours in line to buy basic shit

>t. Ahmed Boirak oglu

If you look at why exactly we have crisis it's precisely because EU governments are predictable and manageable.

At least as much as they can be without actually giving up control of their borders and territory completely over to the EU, which would force a solution (albeit not necessary a good one) without having to spend months and years on political dealing on who should shoulder what part of what responsibility and for whose money.

Agree with me.

How much is this going to trigger Hans' autism?

KZ is in Central Asia, so, even if I was Kazakh, I woudn't be a gook.

Ethnic slur not for ANY Asian, but for Eastern and Southern Asians. I was too lazy to type it, and thought you would read that wikipedia article before replying.

Nope, France and UK, for the balance of power, EU win by just being a massive market that you want trade with.

Ireland.

Mongolia Kazhastant and other shistant leave and it will be perfect.

>georgia
>armenia
>balkans
>included

GO BACK

You're from the balkan too my bulgarien friend.

I took the liberty to correct your mistake, don't thank me!

Leave Switzerland out desu

Still, I'll just leave this here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copenhagen_criteria

along with vain remark that if EU caves to extortion by Turks and gives them visa-free access without meeting conditions set out in the deal then the entire thing can go fuck itself.