publix edition
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memes
first for a tasty publix sub
>tfw going to a school with 50% minorities in the fall
lonely(((
>Chinese Taipei
the IOC succumbed to the devilish mainland's will again
You mean like Asians?
big fat juicy penis
can you conceal carry?
Daaaaw
Fag nation
>tfw nothing makes me feel anything
>tfw brain has been sufficiently and thoroughly fried
>50% minorities
give them mayo and wonderbread as a peace offering and they won't fuck with you.
>mfw I wear my Trump hat on my super cucked university campus
i feel good
youtube.com
Hop on a gay chat site and I'll meet you there
*head falls down*
>your man
reported
When did you stop being nervous about making friends, and realize that you can't make friends anyway, so it doesn't matter what you do?
>reported
I'm going down to EPL to get some lunch
What should I get?
*hands u foot*
would u shake to say hello?
>tfw no Scottish gf
Shake?
Kissing is a better way of greeting
Thank god
Is your state white?
>tfw everything is going to be okay
lol, no
true
>only 4 states
Tonight..... You......
ive gone toa 95% nonwhite school before
Really? I've only met like two italians here, and one of them was white
>you will never liberate a qtpi commie gf from the hands of Putin
>all those german sleeper cells
it's over
How did you discover your foot fetish?
why always the same edition? and where's the love for albertson's?
Getting kicked in the face lmao
So this map just proves that 99% of MUH HERITAGE comes from outside the south
Weird
southerners have been on the country for centuries
all the immigrants went to the north
idk
just happened
*aims gun at you*
*gun jams*
*channels his inner Andrew Jackson*
*prepares to beat you up*
*teleports behind (you)*
*holds revolver to your back, uses you as a silencer, and shoots through you into Canada*
*teleports behind you*
Heh, looks like you found yourself in quite the jam.
*breaks your neck in one swift blow*
Heh, tough break, kiddo.
looking for these?
*shows the bullets I took out from your gun at supersonic speed*
I didn't mean 2 hurt ya
I worried
I consider myself to be an expert critic of memes.
>Stupid abos were walking around town last night with shotguns and blasting random parked cars
>Break ins are at an all time high
>It's gotten so bad they will steal your shit in broad daylight right in front of you
The people in this town are literally ready for a race war against these worthless fucks. Literally worse than niggers. We should have genocide them like the Americans did
Why?
Is it a community college or equivalent? If so you'll be fine
If it's an actual university... kek good luck
Nobody knows anything about me.
I spend 80% of my free time watching anime but I don't let anyone know that
Melon-man? Is that you?
is this Lena?
link for vid?
just use the google search function
me third from the left
haha i know who this is, hey man what's up?
>tfw no thick all-American gf to play with my pathetic yuroforeskin
I'm going to Kalmar tomorrow, and friday, and t b h i don't want to ;__;
me in the cute hat
A school in Ireland with 95% Irish?
>winnipeg
Well this Hydraulic Press Channel fad got old REAL quick.
>kaiser cap
>cute
nazi detected
American women are the worst, trust me.
chicago school with 95% nonwhites tb h
Buy a crossbow and take over that castle.
IT'S NOT FAIR
American women don't like foreskin
It's besieged by Germans
Might try the old water tower
I still want a cute tattoo
Posting superior music from Kalmar, opinions?
I like foreskin :3
it's shit and you know it
CUTE
pls be in new york
LITTLE
shut up Hans
Germans love Kalmar
they're remaking ben hur? wtf?
does no one care to produce OC movies anymore
lol this is the same life style narcos have...
only difference narcos got it way cooler
I'm a boy and no I ain't in new york
>I like foreskin :3
hi
>Tfw you'll never be drug money rich and buy stupid shit like exotic cats
Finally too old for my parents to tell me to make friends, thank god
>cooler
> In the 1890s service on the Empire State Express service between New York City and Buffalo was about 1 hour faster than Amtrak's service in 2013.
2016 public transportation in America, everybody.
I just don't understand how can this people sleep at night?
Knowing they'll probably get killed any day by the army, some rival cartel or maybe even someone from their own.
>tfw my school was 80% minorities
But we were ranked as the #10 high school in the nation because Asian-Americans lol
pretty based, not a single hispanic or black in sight
Tomorrow a D&D will be opened in my city. I welcome the American globalization.
so 5 luxurous cars are not cooler than 1 truck, a mansion is not cooler than a big house and two hot girls are better than three?...
well yeah i guess coolness is subjective
YANK'd
used to be a dunkin donuts in dublin 20 years ago but it went out of business
Jesus, I miss Publix's subs so much.
t. lived in FL
What was the name of the chick with the fat arse that ran a hit squad for one of the cartels? I remember you guys posting about it before. She would put photos like that on instagram.
No one is going to invest in public transport trains you autist
No one in America will use them
Stop complaining
The only ONLY reason that there would be a train system in America is if the government funded it in a major infrastructure project but we all know that welfare programs take priority over any infrastructure program
>settling for anything less than krispy kreme
>2 Dunkin donuts right by my house, might be 4 in town
>literally one Krispy Kreme and it's downtown
Dunkin Donuts has good coffee, their donuts are decent though.
I decided to order that workout supplement after all. It should be here in a few days.
I have high hopes.