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alibaba.com/product-detail/New-Camouflage-Color-Fidget-Spinner-Amazon_60653560319.html
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mi-6-6gb-128gb
aliexpress.com/item/Big-Promotion-Ultra-Bright-CREE-X-ML-T6-LED-Flashlight-5-Modes-4000-Lumens-Zoomable-LED/32811371230.html
aliexpress.com/item/DIY-3D-Wooden-Dollhouse-Miniature-Dining-Room-Model-Kit-With-Cover-And-LED-furnitures-Handcraft-Miniature/32649889945.html
aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Boarseman-CX98-In-Ear-Earphone-3-5MM-Hifi-In-Ear-Headset-Dynamic-Headphone-For/32544113443.html?aff_platform=link-c-tool&cpt=1510324458147&sk=VjUrBqj&aff_trace_key=40b8b1eef48142f09de53ab1aa2988a9-1510324458147-05630-VjUrBqj&terminal_id=9a88294c07d4419aa1c429ca588d4240
pdevice.com/comparison/xiaomi-mi-mix-international-version-vs-xiaomi-mi-6-global
gsmarena.com/compare.php3?idPhone1=8507&idPhone2=8400
notebookcheck.com/Test-Preview-Xiaomi-Mi-Notebook-Pro-i5-Laptop.261322.0.html
techtablets.com/xiaomi-mi-notebook-pro/
chinkshit.xyz/random/
aliexpress.com/item/Vintage-Retro-AK47-Improved-Structure-Design-Paper-Poster-50-x-35cm-Bar-Wall-Decoration-Free-shipping/32484858950.html
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Happy Chinkmas!

>almost nothing I actually need on aliexpress is ever as good a deal as the ebay chinks
>gearbest only has things I don't want to wait an extra 3 months beyond the normal chink shipping time to get
>I don't need new socks and so dhgate is also useless


Checking banggood and then newfrog, heres' hoping.

lol how much do you think those 6000 fidget spinners cost him?

I'm guessing $2000

>trying tod download the fucking app to get muh coupons
why only working in korea?

rock zircon or kz ate?

Let's finally see how chinkphones are.

What should I buy for Christmas toy drives? Shark plushes?

About three fiddy

seems about right alibaba.com/product-detail/New-Camouflage-Color-Fidget-Spinner-Amazon_60653560319.html

Ordered this 2 hours ago and already getting chinked by "different appearance". Classic chinks

>WON'T LET YOU DO SHIT IF YOU HAVE AN x86 PHONE
lol

> people actually using x86 phones banned because cheating
> qemu-system-arm running arm-based android still works just fine on x86-64 desktop's
try harder ali

>467€
it's 322€ on Gearbest
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mi-6-6gb-128gb

Can anyone recommend me some decent ebook readers on ali?

Hope this works for at least a year to two

Hey, better than getting random shit you didn't order.

I paid like 15$ for the mi band yesterday with the gaybeast code.

cute!

The band should come with a charger though.

>+repair w(arranty?)
oh you sweet summer child...

What are good Bluetooth earphones or any earphones that have long cables and can handle being used for workouts? They should fit in pocket, have good sound and be under 20$

no one?

At least the shop took the time to contact you and tell you about it instead of just shipping out a different version, nothing wrong here, I wish all chinks would interact with their customers like this.

Should I take this or try to push it more?

What's the problem? I literally never buy chinkshit so I don't know shit but it's not like I could remove the warranty from the order.
Shit, guess I should cancel and get there then?

Here is when the next coupon drops are.

don't be cude, dude

Never thought about buying nendroids on Ali. Are they even authentic?

you are worse than a nigger. I hope they send anthrax to your home.

>Are they even authentic?
Hahahaha

>shopping cart is actually cheaper
WELL WELL WELL

i'd take it
not chinky's fault your 3rd world postal services suck

most autistic thing you can wear

If everything inside is fine you should keep it unless you care about the packaging, in that case you're an even worse manchild.

You are embarrassing.

I CAN'T STOP BUYING REDUCED STUFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It's not reduced though.

Mi notebook pro at 755€ instead of 858€ on GB. Is it worth it ? Or should I wait a couple of months for another promo ?

That's wrong.
Had stuff in my cart for 3 weeks, it's 21 % cheaper now

It comes with a charger already

Why would you want that? It's bad
How does this work??

+1 looking for them too, but my budget is like 10 buckaroos

Depends greatly on the seller, some obviously didn't lower their prices, but some did.

Do you want to save 145€ or not?

That's a good price

Any decent soldering irons I could get from ali? Pic semi related I guess.

aliexpress.com/item/Big-Promotion-Ultra-Bright-CREE-X-ML-T6-LED-Flashlight-5-Modes-4000-Lumens-Zoomable-LED/32811371230.html

How can you tell which one are fake/lower quality ones? Is this one good?

what do you mean its bad ? All the reviews says its a great deal.
Alternatives for the same specs are around 1.2k$

When to apply select coupons?
During checkout?

im an autist when it comes to shipping, can the chinks make shit faster instead of me waiting a month for fucking shipping.

I am so fucking mad, only arm phone I have is some $19 piece of shit, not even sure rain will work on it next time round.

Nigga they offered you a refund even though it was a shipping issue, and the product isn't even dammaged.
They're good fucking chinks, I'll tell you that. Accept $3, or tell them not to worry, and keep the $3 as a reward for them being good chinks

Very thank user

How the fuck do I use use the coupons. I have >$15 in my cart but I can't figure out how to apply one. It says that I can exchange 10 coins for one, but I already got like 5 of them (I think).

fugg, I have no coupons and the shit I want is on "Limited quantity available"

I bought a £1.30 fountain pen on ebay that had the option for 24 hour delivery for the low price of £600.

Well enjoy behind on the list

I think "select" coupons are only available after some high price at the same shop

>bitching about waiting a month

>order earpads with unregistered mail
>they literally take 6 months to arrive
>i had already forgotten about ordering them

it was a pretty fantastic feeling when i got them tho

aliexpress.com/item/DIY-3D-Wooden-Dollhouse-Miniature-Dining-Room-Model-Kit-With-Cover-And-LED-furnitures-Handcraft-Miniature/32649889945.html

stuffing material

Okay, done. Thanks user. Now what's the difference between global and international version? I want it in blue and there's only international and no global.

ONE DOWN
Once I've checked the pricing on everything else in my cart, and get some coupons, IMMA buy moar

I had $15 worth of items from the same seller.

There's an option to redeem them at the last stage of checkout, after you click buy. That's why I couldn't find it.

One hour 20 mins user, ull be fine ;>)

2nd backup charger for my car./on the go

Looks like sysadmin's bedroom, with the orange lighting in the first shot

If that was at the very beginning of fidget spinner insanity, $15k easily

boarseman cx98
aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Boarseman-CX98-In-Ear-Earphone-3-5MM-Hifi-In-Ear-Headset-Dynamic-Headphone-For/32544113443.html?aff_platform=link-c-tool&cpt=1510324458147&sk=VjUrBqj&aff_trace_key=40b8b1eef48142f09de53ab1aa2988a9-1510324458147-05630-VjUrBqj&terminal_id=9a88294c07d4419aa1c429ca588d4240

kek

This might be helpful
pdevice.com/comparison/xiaomi-mi-mix-international-version-vs-xiaomi-mi-6-global
Tho idk really if it matters for you

Fidget spin it on your cock!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!

you only need to charge it once every 25-30 days though

...

>Bad MacBook copy so
>No ports
>Overheats easily
>If you want to play some games the GPU is right under the w button so when it gets hot it burns your finger
That's what I heard here on Sup Forums, but ofc if you made your researches they're probably more trustworthy.
I think you can find high specs on Lenovo gaming laptops too.
If you don't plan on being a gayman, go to >>/tpg/ and dive into the meme.

I'd like to know too.

Mi Note 4 or Mi Max 2?

Where to buy shipping to Canada?

Should I get BGVP SGZ DN1? Are they comfortable? Or something else?

>63316891
Eh, 99 cents ain't too bad
Esp if I loose it or something
I travel a bit for work stuff

There're many inaccuracies in that link.
Go with this instead: gsmarena.com/compare.php3?idPhone1=8507&idPhone2=8400

I'd say mi max 2 if you like huge phones, else wait for the note 5; leaks look amazing

screen in mi notebook is shit. don't do it

The screen on mine broke after two months, seems to be quite common problem. Otherwise it works just fine, just have to check steps/pulse etc from the app.

That was for the 1st version of the Mi Air.
Google translate this:
notebookcheck.com/Test-Preview-Xiaomi-Mi-Notebook-Pro-i5-Laptop.261322.0.html

And take a look here: techtablets.com/xiaomi-mi-notebook-pro/

It's pretty good, save for the lack of proper warranty.

>yellow bottles

Can someone here give a heads-up before coupons start raining. I have somehow managed to miss every single one of them

chinkshit.xyz/random/

roll

fuck. don't know what to buy lads.

I'm wracking my brain trying to figure out some shit I want right. I have a bunch of stuff on wish list but have no compulsion to order them than now.

I'd imagine that's just something some autist made, but if that's available somewhere I'd buy it in an instant
>Yellow bottles
>Wallpaper
>Figures in shelf
>Fucking sword

as a pig connoisseur I am deeply offended

is there a price leak? Still have the headphone jack?

Holy shit

aliexpress.com/item/Vintage-Retro-AK47-Improved-Structure-Design-Paper-Poster-50-x-35cm-Bar-Wall-Decoration-Free-shipping/32484858950.html
Looks cool, but I ain't no commiepigs.

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

Literally no difference

Show us your hand sculpture collection again pls fahm

wat

Some user in the other thread said they may be nendos that dont pass the QC rather than fakes
I think this is the correct choice, I mean I dont give a duck about the box really and it isnt even their fault.

It is custom-made, of course.
>all the mtn dew and pizza boxes
>cheetos on the floor
>mlp figurine

Reminder to go to the /csg/ discord linked in the OP for the latest coupons and deals from the chinks

Take the offer of shipping today, normally they wait a few weeks