/csg/ Chink Shit General

SINGLES DAY THREAD GET YOUR 11.11 DEALS ON AND SHARE THEM

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Another user finished up his christmas presents and got himself a Mitu plush • user puts items on his wishlist in preparation for 11.11, the seller closed up shop leaving user with a empty list • user considers a Chinese porcelain bowl • People going crazy over the coupon rain here's the coupon schedule incase you missed it • user lists what he bought • user gets a gimball and some chinky makeup palettes /cgl/ would recommend against it • user reviews the KZ ZST • user bought Razer Deathadder and bluetooth receiver • user stocks up on chink clothing and shoes • Another useful list of stocking stuffers, but it's mostly aimed at girls • user considers the OneOdio Studio headphones another posts his review Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/Injecting-Warm-Water-filling-Inflatable-Silicone-Realistic-Pussy-Real-Body-Temperature-Male-Masturbactor-Big-Ass-Sex/32800157474.html
banggood.com/55x40mm-200kg-Neodymium-Recovery-Magnet-Metal-Detector-p-1148353.html
aliexpress.com/item/President-Donald-J-Trump-Figure-Single-Sale-Building-Blocks-Bricks-Gifts-Kids-Toys/32830084016.html
aliexpress.com/item/Silver-Plated-Metal-Coin-American-President-Coin-US-White-House-The-Statue-of-Liberty-Coin-Collection/32797461151.html
aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-Liquid-Hugh-Glue-At-A-Loss-Sale-1-Pcs-B7000-Glue-110-Ml-For-Diy/32738234705.html
aliexpress.com/item/50-ML-Office-Essential-Tool-Liquid-B7000-Glue-Multipurpose-Super-Glue-Sealants-DIY-For-Jewelry-Crystal/32812281653.html
aliexpress.com/item/1-pcs-25ml-Best-B-7000-Multi-Purpose-Glue-Adhesive-Epoxy-Resin-Diy-Crafts-Glass-Touch/32813261819.html
aliexpress.com/item/backpack/32793127646.html
aliexpress.com/item//32795362487.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Designed-Men-s-Backpacks-Bolsa-Mochila-for-Laptop-14-Inch-15-Inch-Notebook-Computer/32417777971.html
audiobudget.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

stop pussyfooting around and go all in
aliexpress.com/item/Injecting-Warm-Water-filling-Inflatable-Silicone-Realistic-Pussy-Real-Body-Temperature-Male-Masturbactor-Big-Ass-Sex/32800157474.html

What's the best model of Ganzo multitool?

What's the Christmas list that the user made a few threads ago?

Just about any, can't go wrong with Ganzo.
There's like three lists, one's posted , the other can be found on the /csg/ Discord and the third is included in the Randomiser (click on Santa hat wearing Mao)

>get this in the mail
>the packaging is just a thin plastic wrapped around it
>label says "Injecting Warm Water filling Inflatable Silicone Realistic Pussy Real Body Temperature Male Masturbactor Big Ass Sex Toy for Men"
how does your mom react?

>can you please stop buying this Chinese crap all the time
As usual.

WATER
FILLING
ASS

Looking for good 11.11 deals on the following:

*65% mech keyboards (Tada68 or similar)
*Chink phones with US T-mobile bands (upgrading from oneplus one and want good camera in 2-350 range)
*AAA keychain flashlights (Lumintop Ti or similar)

Any good deals I should know about anons?

11.11 is a meme don't bother.

this

taiwan superpower 2021

KEK IMAGINE UNIRONICALLY ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY OWNING SOMETHING LIKE THIS

BESIDES CONTRACTING CHINK DICK CANCER

THE "BIG-ASS" ALMOST MAKES IT WORTHWHILE, CHINKSHIT PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS ARE UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS
CSG IS WORTH IS JUST FOR THE COMEDY

Recommend me a SD/microSD adapter. Got this one but...

> taiwan superpower 2021
They are still are not really recognised as country globally

thoughts on this cart so far?

already got chink'd with a mini drone that went up by $20 while it was in my cart

I'd be careful with that power bank, also no way it's 20Ah for that price

Is that WiFi adapter any good

kinda want pic related but I'm afraid the chinks won't package it correctly and it will fuck something up in the mail and I'll be put on a watchlist or something

What can possibly fuck this up?

How good are those 1x18650 power banks?

a weight?

Any cheap stocking stuffers I can get for ~$2

how about you look these through first?

Pretty good. There's only a 35% chance of uncontrolled fire.

wouldn't risk it, the only safe way is to put in in a big brick of Styrofoam which they will either half ass or not do, go to home depot or amazon

Thanks user. I love you.

Can I decrease this to like 15% if I replace the cell with a good one?

it's a powerful magnet
banggood.com/55x40mm-200kg-Neodymium-Recovery-Magnet-Metal-Detector-p-1148353.html

if they don't put it in a huge box with a lot of padding it will grab shit

its a magnet with a ~200kg pull

M I C R O S D C A R D

CHEAP PLEASE.

aliexpress.com/item/President-Donald-J-Trump-Figure-Single-Sale-Building-Blocks-Bricks-Gifts-Kids-Toys/32830084016.html
aliexpress.com/item/Silver-Plated-Metal-Coin-American-President-Coin-US-White-House-The-Statue-of-Liberty-Coin-Collection/32797461151.html
aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-Liquid-Hugh-Glue-At-A-Loss-Sale-1-Pcs-B7000-Glue-110-Ml-For-Diy/32738234705.html
aliexpress.com/item/50-ML-Office-Essential-Tool-Liquid-B7000-Glue-Multipurpose-Super-Glue-Sealants-DIY-For-Jewelry-Crystal/32812281653.html
aliexpress.com/item/1-pcs-25ml-Best-B-7000-Multi-Purpose-Glue-Adhesive-Epoxy-Resin-Diy-Crafts-Glass-Touch/32813261819.html

>TAIWAN NUCLEAR WAR FLASHPOINT FOR WW3, WEST+SK+JAPAN VS CHINA 2021

AFTER TRUMP NUKES NORTH KOREA IN RETALIATION FOR ANOTHER PEARL HARBOR, TAKES EMERGENCY POWERS IN 2020, AND BECOMES FUHRER-CHANCELLOR OF USA FOR LIFE

"""'PROGRAMMING"" """SOCKS""""""

Ooooh I see.

Is it possible to use the app with rebate sites e.g. ebates, greatcanadianrebates, giving assistant, etc?

If its standard cheap shipping, it will be in a letter package, right?

>order hundreds of powerful magnets with shitty packaging during the biggest sale of the year to fuck up everyone's chink electronics

So if it has 4000N of pull, how will you deattach anything from it?

>Chinese plane crashes on top of New York Square during new year, killing tens of thousands.
>President Donald Trump declares war on China, tweeting "I WILL NUKE YOU CHINK MANLETS"
>Cause for the crash is still to be determined, although special investigators have found an incredibly strong magnet amidst the wreckage, likely causing engine failure
>#magnetscantcrashchinkplanes is trending on twitter

I am a big guy.

Axon 7 to replace zuk z2 ?

I had a few of those, not even one worked. One just fell apart in my hands. And they weren't even from the same batch.

Any good backpacks I could use for college?

BIG NEODIDDLYIUM MAGNETS ARE NUTS, PEOPLE DIY WEDGE RIGS OUT OF WOOD TO SEPARATE THEM

BETTER A HUGE ELECTROMANGET YOU CAN KILL THE POWER TO

aliexpress.com/item/backpack/32793127646.html

any experience with chink laser pointers or similar cool looking night lamps/pointers?

Lol I actually ordered these for my KZ ATE now can I get some real suggestions

:^)

here's one that works, I have two of them and use one almost every day
aliexpress.com/item//32795362487.html

pretty useful since it's both USB/microUSB and also SD/microSD

I've actually been using this one for a year now, almost every day. Signs of use but no fraying or holes, quite alright:

aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Designed-Men-s-Backpacks-Bolsa-Mochila-for-Laptop-14-Inch-15-Inch-Notebook-Computer/32417777971.html

Can anyone recommend me a good micro sd card?

I am smol guy

>shipping not free

Thanks user this looks pretty functional

It is for me.

if it was a few months ago I would have ordered this without a second thought, but now I have so much chink garbage I actually don't know if I can buy any more

ANY EXPERIENCE WITH JAIL

RESTRICTED FOR SALE HIGH POWER LASER POINTERS FOR WHAT, BLINDING PILOTS ON APPROACH?
YEAH SURE YOU WON'T, TELL IT TO THE JUDGE IN GITMO :^)

Is it time for coupon rain yet? Where's my popup?

Not noticing anything here either...

why are you shouting?

I live near an airport and blind amateur planes regularly. The FAA hasn't caught me yet :^)

what did he mean by this?

>fucking a bag of water

>buy deus woof
>mother now thinks I'm a satanist

ETA 2 MINUTES

Counting down now. 2:10 to go.

Link?

lol don't tell me you burgers have them banned?

>land of free

aliexpress.com/item/3/32653011598.html

you fucking chinky shits 2 again

FUCKING SELECT COUPONS. I HAVE 20 OF THOSE, I DON'T NEED ANY MORE. I DON'T THINK I'LL EVEN USE A SINGLE ONE. FUCK.

>5$
YES.

JUST GIVE ME 1

who else is a L U C K Y B O I and got his coupon?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

$2 AGAIN

is for me

Didn't even get a 2 dollar one this time, just fucking nothing. Also, my app crashes when I play the fucking game, what a shit

Are chink vapes a thing, recommendations?

Has anyone found any decent earphones today? Mine are wearing off and I need a replacement.

They are great if you want to get cancer.

How fast it is?

Looks great...

Chinese XXL = EU L right?

The KZ ZST are on sale and someone posted gearbest has a sale on The ZS5 also pretty cheap have a look

Right here

They are. Just get whatever is sold locally as well. Like a joyetech or something.

WHY DO I ONLY GET THOSE 2$ SELECT COUPONS FUCK THE CHINKS AND THEIR GAME

I think general opinion is that flash memory is best bought locally, chink factor for these items is too high.

gotcha senpai, thanks

probably still feels as realistic as those stupid sex bots

they need to get the materials/feels right, i don't care about the robotics/AI

You could look up dimensions in cm, and then see what chinks actually sell. It might be

Reminder to go to the /csg/ discord for the latest coupon codes and deals from 11.11! By the time the pastebin guy copies and pastes them they've already expired!

audiobudget.com/

>discord
i'd rather overpay for my chinkshit desu

>using the smiley with a carrot nose

Holy shit, now I understand how Discord got so popular.

ps4pro was $285 here.
huehuehue.

>INGESTING DIRECTLY OR THROUGH INCIDENTAL CHEMICAL LEACHING, EVEN MAKING SKIN CONTACT, WITH CHINK ANYTHING
ENJOY UR ASSORTED CHINK CANCERS

Next one in 30 minutes, goys and shiksas

any mouse similar to g502 to rec?