>welcome to our start-up, user!
>we were just discussing diversity in IT
Welcome to our start-up, user!
Logan Johnson
Adrian Roberts
>I agree, cis white male opinions and mansplaining is a big obstacle in the way of coding scalable Enterprise cloud solutions! We need to apply large scale Agile methodology to streamline our workflow and remove toxic cisgendered influence. That way, we can successfully make our blockchain-based neural networking wearable IoT app free of heterosexuality.
Jack Russell
Thanks for having me! If that's what y'all were discussing, I'd like to suggest introducing a company policy that makes it a punishable offence to criticize co-workers! Doing this decreases morale and, thus decreases work efficiency and productivity.
Landon Hughes
WHY DO ALL THESE FUCKING NU MALES HAVE THEIR MOUTHS WIDE OPEN
HOLY FUCK I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Asher Smith
Sweden is fucked.
Cameron Martin
The C programming. language is naturally biased towards straight white males and that makes it racist, homophobic, sexist, and islamophobic. This is because two white males made it, so we should kode everything in Ruby and Rust. Furthermore, our repos must have at least three documents enforcing gender neutral naming schemes and design. Additionally, we will audit all code for potential feminist triggers every week.
Adam Phillips
Jeremiah Hernandez
They are still fucked
Michael Bennett
>That nigga in the back with a suit tee
Oliver Kelly
I'm guessing because they want to show off how excited they are? They remind me of me roommate, who happens to be a fedora+numale. He did this exact face when he bought Assassins Creed 2014 or some similar shitty video game and he showed the box to me. He didn't say anything just did the numale open mouth face.
Elijah Anderson
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Elijah Torres
Because you can't scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" with a closed mouth.
Isaac Sullivan
Numales don't reee
Gavin Wright
A leftist thing i see.
Ian Carter
fucking numales
Dylan Rivera
I would immediately 360 and walk out of the room and never mention it.
Jace Cook
O.k., kid.
Noah Green
>OK. Will it help if we can figure out whether they are _minimally_ competent? I can train them, but I can't deal with absolute newbs. kthx
Bentley Barnes
Room full of alpha-males.
Matthew Baker
>I agree diversity of skill is an important element we must push in order to be a complete company
>umm..what about femal....
>Are you saying you want to bring in sexism into our company? we don't see sex we only see the person
>What about blac...
>Are you a racist also? get out!
Henry Brooks
kill a numale today
Bentley Mitchell
It's some sort of false smile
A way of smiling and appearing happy but without actually feeling it
Try it yourself, try their open mouth smile, then try an actual smile
you can feel the difference
Benjamin Rogers
it's called the cuckface similar to the female duckface.