Riddle solving

Can someone help me solve this coded message ? I've been trying to solve it for 2 hours straight but can't figure it out. Here's the coded message

''bius omcds jfcsj sqso Oafixatsj yfcox rfgcosj xtckto a:3 b2 ytcxs ncddo fens xcsj kgv deijsj ogcacjs''

Install gentoo

Why would I ? Thats not gonna solve the message.

How do you know? Have you tried?

Why would a Linux software would help me solve a coded message. You download it and do it if you know how to solve it with that.

installing gentoo will teach you everything you need to know.
Not going to do your homework kid.

Explain me why it will help me in any case here at least.

How did you got the coded message?

A friend sent me this , saying I would never be able to uncode it.

If it helps solving it

it's probably gibberish, hey

I assure you it is not

try using Caesar cipher with different numbers. from 1 to 255 (byte length)

Is there a way to do all 255 all at one time ?

Update : I brute forced it with a decription tool. It doesn't seem to work.

It's probably encrypted using a one time pad. Use a one time pad decrypter.

Just tried it. Doesn't seem to work either.

You're probably using the wrong one time pad decrypter.

Can you try using "the right one" and post results ?

Just build a convolutional net and train it to solve the riddle
???
Profit

Something went wrong, I ended up getting my penis stuck in a mouse trap. Can you explain better?

>spoonfeeding some kid
don't give it all away, give some clues along the way so he actually learns something

I tried every decription tool I know but still can't figure it out. Anyone have a clue on how to solve this?

substitution cipher
FAKE SMILE DRIED EYES SCRATCHED WRIST BRUISED THIGHS C:2 F:3 WHITE PILLS ROPE TIED GUN LOADED SUICIDE

How did you get to that answer ?

Frequency analysis correlated with stats for English, brute forced the top of each and picked the one that made was made by actual words.

Your friend is going to an hero

What do you mean.
Thanks a lot !

your grammar is even more cryptic

how new are you?

English is actually my fourth language. Been here for about 3 years. Not in /g tho.

I solved it!


> OP is a major faggot that dreams about nigger cock

Mind-reader.