Sup Forums humour thread

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for (int i = 0; i < list.length; i++) {
if (Math.abs(list[i] % 2) == 1) {
System.out.println(list[i]);
}
}

youtu.be/wqRDI4Pu5yY

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Please tell me you are not serious.
Kill yourself.

Wind actually affects RF signals. It's just that protocols are designed to withstand it.

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Could've been funny if you didn't take this screenshot with your stupid laptop from the 80s.

Can you help him fix his program Sup Forums?

daniweb.com/programming/software-development/threads/440954/can-t-fix-error-in-my-program

sent ;)

>didnt want the whole screen
alt+printscrn then you dopey bitch

cutie

it's a girl user, sorry to disappoint

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>posting roasties
back to facebook where you belong

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>this exists and isn't just a joke
holy shit.
I just can't fathom how anyone can produce something like this.

I... What?

wehat is this supposed to do?

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Most accurate code ever, it correctly follows the specification.

Well, they didn't specify it needed to work for every word. Pretty good.

hahaha... wtf

>tfw messing around with strings in my CS classes.

At least they taught us encryption, now I just need to develop a half-decent key.

>Please tell me you are not serious.
>humor thread
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Dat bitch triggers the shit out of me.

I'm quite confident this would look different for Sup Forums..

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I chuckled.

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>ugly
>manlet
>autistic creep
>terrible programmer

Does it mean we all could do it?

This is unironically the superior exception handling system, second to only passing a pointer to nullptr by reference, and excepting a pointer to some singleton exception class

Lost

>been using computers since i was 6
>23 years old
>fullstack developer
>didnt know about alt+printscrn
am i retarded?

>fullstack developer
>am i retarded?
Yes

Jfc though
4000 lines of code
Actual shit code
For a terminal-"gui" calendar
He never even tested any of his code until the end

My answer to help him would be linking an intro to c++ textbook

So Many hours..

It's a jew

Sanitize inputs to stop XSS / SQLi

If no Sniptool then yes, you are retarded. Otherwise, take a pass

Only if you are a jew

What does alt prtscrn do?

go ahead and press it, it will blow your mind
>tfw i would prtscrn then paste it on paint just to cut the window i wanted to take the screenshot of

Like just McFuckingTry it and see

Would you mind showing me the alt key?

done. how do i become a billionare now?

Somebody always gets me like this in one of these threads. At least I didn't go back and forth 3 or 4 times.
>reasonably well memed friend

>Why do we even pay you guys
This is so universal, it's not even funny how dumb people are.
From police officers to IT guys.

why use fucking string as a number?
That's why in my company code standart we use === so you can't use this shit.
console.log(5+3-3);
5
console.log('5'+3-3);
50

Sup Forums does not do actual work

I saw this beauty the other day at work
if(isValid == "true")
//some code
return true;
else
return isValid? "true":"false"

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def isEven (n):
if (n == 0):
return true
elseif (n == 1):
return false
else
return isEven (n - 1)

Hook keyboard to your Phone and press it faggit.

(!isvalid)
return false

return true;

good practice

Memes aside, don't you want to return the result of isEven(n-2) in the last case?

As written, your fn returns even for 0, odd for any other natural number.

Does anybody here have the pic of the retard who compares the PS4 HDD storage to the GTX 1080 Ti memory?

Please kill yourself.

> isEven(4)
> False
kys

you could just do n%2

no shit, it's a humor thread,
the actual issue is that the code doesn't work

:^\

What is their expected behavior for strtotime('00-00-00 00:00:00') ?

The best form is returning an Either. (åka dysjunction)

Not a big difference in practice as most such Go functions return "2 values" (kind of a tuple) --- in Haskell you have to pattern match on the Either (or hide that case-of behind some abstraction), in Go you IF the returned err for nil or ELSE work with the returned result. Big deal. I prefer ML-ish languages too but --- again, not toooooo different. The purely-FP / dysjunction benefit is that it forces one to be explicit about ignoring either side, while Go (absent linters) allows one to ignore either side implicitly which sometimes can mean "unintentionally/accidentally"

1970?

The important difference is that in haskell and scala you - must- handle the error case and you cannot ignore it.

n - 2 actually.

I think this is what you were going for, it works on negative ints as well.

Kinda what I meant when I said they force you to be explicit about choosing to ignore "errors" aka `Left`s (which you absolutely *can* --- you can choose to do a no-op or simply proceed as you would depending on the case at hand --- but again, it's always explicit and thus rarely accidental, as can easily happen in Go --- absent linting tooling)

std::cout

Because i/o streams are ugly, and I'm not using the standard namespace, so I have to prefix a lot of things with sdt::. Just a habit I got into because for some course a while ago we weren't allowed to use the standard namespace.

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Kek

He deserved every cent he didn't got from that.

I don't get it?

Bottom one isn't a keyboard, it's a computer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amiga_1200

I recently found some code that I wrote about 5 years ago. I tried to read a certain number of lines from a (very large) textfile. and i was a dumb beginner, so i copied and pasted "f.readline()" a thousand times into the file.
I knew what loops were, but i was too dumb to do the programming logic, and also wtf i'm having an extreme case of deja vu right now, like i already experienced this exact moment. This shouldnt be possible, because im watching a movie that i only found out about today. How is this possible? i'm not even trying to be funny.

Follows the spec and is actually more efficient than a general-purpose reverseString() function

LOL

If I saw a listing like that I would have to apply. I would want to interview just so I could see what a dumpster fire the company was. It sounds like they had one "computer guy" who got fed up and walked out. Now the poor girl working the front desk is assigned the task of trying to google together a passable description of what the fuck he was being paid to do.
"Uh, he did.... website stuff, right?" *googles for website programming buzzwords*

convince someone smarter than you to tell you their billion dollar idea.
then steal it.

this guy needs an exorcist, not a debugger

A hahaha Nice one

cute gash, annoying though

Here you go Sup Forums. This happened today

Did he even graduate?