Your dragon dildo is botnet

your dragon dildo is botnet

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5075111/Sex-toy-company-apologizes-toys-recorded-audio.html
theverge.com/2017/11/10/16634442/lovense-sex-toy-spy-surveillance
emacswiki.org/emacs/Deldo
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Are normies connecting their dildo to wifi?

My horse one only has the cum lube tubbing so it's anal logic tehee

gotta control remotely when it reaches a point where your hands can't reach it

And Sup Forums doesn't think this'll happen to sexbots.

This has to be the stupidest thing I've read today

...why would this company secretly record this data? They can't possibly sell it or do anything with it

If you can record it and package it up nicely, someone will pay for it. Even if they never use it they will pay for it because it's a metric and in the age of big data metrics are gold.

telemetry to see how affective each product is and improve others

Yes, I can already see potential research by age, ethnicity and frequency of use.

What is up with Sup Forums's habit of indecency?

>anime
>"programming socks"
>sex toys via /csg/
>"trap waifus" always posted

I'd prefer a more almost "robotic" tech focused board without emotions or sexuality involved.

You all say muh reddit implied as a insult but at least it's not this fucked.

This is a joke post, right?

Get out of here normie.
Girls (male) and being a lewd anime loli programmer has always been part of our culture.

>They can't possibly sell it or do anything with it

>track user
>start serving premature ejaculation cream ads

Sup Forums has a lot of NEETs who are ONLY interested in technology because they don't have friends.

>sell data to cuck websites to cherry pick for huge dick memes
>sell data to dildo manufacturers to design the dildest dildo out there
>blackmail
>trying to jew people into buying dick enlargers, different sizes of toys, phimosis creams

Where is money, there are hands rubbing one out.

>Where is money, there are hands rubbing one out.

i wan a bj from dat jeow
teth lok nic

Why are they using a picture of funfactory specific products when it was actually lovense and wevibe who did this? This is like posting a picture of an iphone on an article about how some windows phones are affected by a problem. I bet they will hear from their lawyers lol

>Newsweek

Come on, fucking Pravda has more credibility.

>They can't possibly sell it or do anything with it
If the company is American then they can legally sell it without notifying the user. Due to the Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act, anything a user inputs into their software is by default the property of the owner of the software. For example facebook can freely sell all your info to someone else.

this was old news, it was just telemetry from the remote control app people had installed to control vibrators via bluetooth/wifi iirc

My dragon dildo (Sleipnir XL) isn't a botnet but it sure is big.

So far I got a medium nox, but I'm thinking about getting a medium bumblehooves. Should I go with medium firmness, or soft firmness? My now is medium firmness and already really wobbly so I think soft might be too soft. At the same time it might be difficult to get the medium firmness around the sigmund bend. What do you recommend?

>Medium

I wish mediums could still please me

Shit. I done that mod. Fell old.

>using a dildo
Why?

because it gives me pleasure

'We do not store any audio files our servers, said a company representative in an emailed statement to The Verge.

'For sound feature to work, we have to create a local cache file.'

This file is supposed to be deleted at the end of each session but because of a bug in the last version of our Android app, the file wasn't deleted successfully.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5075111/Sex-toy-company-apologizes-toys-recorded-audio.html
theverge.com/2017/11/10/16634442/lovense-sex-toy-spy-surveillance

degenerates get what they deserve

Fingers don't work for you?

>tfw have to install afwall+ on dildo

This future sucks.

Not big enough

Could you imagine an open source dildo?

Fingers don't make it feel as good as something in the shape of a proper sex organ.
At least for me.
Also hands too small here.

Also you can't really ride fingers...

I can make a logo

>Tfw you're a masochist who loves orgasm denial, so you installed windows 10 onto your dildo so it malfunctions half-way into operation

You can do so much more with a dildo than you can your own fingers.
And in terms of dragon dildos the strange shapes and designs give you feelings you can't really replicate. It's just for fun so don't sweat it.

Fingers are fine, but having a fat silicone cock is even better. Remember this is anal, we don't have a clit so we actually need the penetration. Otherwise it would be just regular fapping

What distro is it gonna run?

DildOS

>not putting your sex toys in the microwave/boiling water
silicone or bust

Oh my God. Kek

you know the "get on hrt to become a better programmer" meme is just a joke, right?

A large voice acting library for all the SFM porn out there...

But your burgers have larger diameter fingers than average dildo.

I'm not a burger and I'm skinny.
And I mean I have really tiny hands, my mom is bigger than me.

where can i get FOSS vibrator software

OH SHIT LMAO
Now-a-days who can we trust?

someone needs to email stallman about this

unf

You mean Linux?

Linux on embedded things work very well.
Just ask all your devices that aren't your computer.

> news item from 5 years ago
> "dildo"
> "botnet"
> assured 300 shitposting replies

Here's (you)'re (you).

It really hasn't.

I was here in 2008 and nobody gave a shit about this gay stuff. It was all loli, and "techloli/g/ has always been part of our culture"

There were programming edits of loli incest doujins instead of gay porm. It was significantly better.

Debian

>OP's anal beads are monitoring this thread.

keep me posted

I'd be more productive if I had an anime wife to suck my cum out and make my dinner. Alas such luxuries were never meant for me.

...

>12 November 2017

The intent is most likely to see which vibration modes are most popular/successful

Seconding this. Technology is inherintely a hobby for pedophiles. Faggots are just trying to cash in.

Most loli isn't technically pedo. Some of them are 17, 20, and even 10,000, but really short.

>900 years old
> goth murder loli

fucking diamonds, 4evah

She's very molestable but I like women with big chests.

kek, underrated

>According to several users posting their complaints to Reddit, the Lovense Remote, an app compatible with several sex toys, has been recording audio during their sessions with the toy. The audio files are apparently routed to a folder within the Lovense app, and that's where they stay whether the user knows it or not.

>As The Verge reported, users "gave the app access to the mic and camera but only to use with the in-app chat function and to send voice clips on command—not constant recording when in use."
>>>>>in-app chat function for a vibrator app

>Several other companies have dealt with the problems that arise at the intersection of technology and sex, from butt plugs being suspectible to hackers to "smart" vibrators storing data on a user's preferred rhythm, duration and frequency of use

Fuckin kek

why the fuck does a vibrator need an app anyway

>normie
Us girly programmers amirite guize

sauce pls
captcha says general dickens

>Implying premature orgasm is a bad thing for woman

is this how humanity ends, artificial sex bots giving humanity orgasms so quickly and efficiently we don't have any ability to mount a resistance? death by ahego

How do I even sell this kind of shit? Who buys it? For how much? Do I literally just email some random company saying "buy our orgasm data now! see how long it takes for sluts to cum!"

CIA already know when they're fucking me so they might as well know when I'm fucking myself too.

Based on Debian. Because you don't want your sextoy to go into kernel panic while you cum.

Just look for any company interested in biometric data.
which would, in this case, be sex toy manufacturers and, unexpectedly, medical professionals that need a large set of data to standardize what is consider a "healthy" level of orgasm, if a woman is frigid, is easily climaxed, as well as frequency of use.

given that every purchase typically will have the purchaser's name attached that can be looked up to see if they are married or single, and can be used to make general statements such as " single women to tend to masturbate 8x more then married women" or " the average time to orgasm is 12 minutes at 60 pumps per minute, with the final minute ending at 240 pumps per minute."

Honestly there's a lot of useful information that can be gleaned from this, hell, I'd like this data for myself if it were cheap enough.

It was a bug in android version of the app where it was storing data for debugging. Some peejet forgot to remove it before deployment. They didn't do it in iOS one.

Great, now we HAVE to make it

Partner control, and/or more complex patterns. the we-vibe app makes the cycle of low/med/high/slowpulse/fastpulse/ramp seem primitive

>male
>girls

w-what ?

underrated

>having an autistic level of knowledge about dildo manufacturers
Sort yourself out

You'll be surprised. Anything about human is resellable. This is psychology and statistics at large.
Ignorance is blissful.

>" the average time to orgasm is 12 minutes at 60 pumps per minute, with the final minute ending at 240 pumps per minute."
With my girlfriend it seems more like 120 minutes at 600 pumps per minute until she orgasms

Girls can be born male too.

Keked.

>current state of Sup Forums

>can be
>not have been

I mean there are girls that were born female but they're shit so who gives a fuck

Normies have their partner control their sex toys, accross the room, accross the sity, accross the globe.
Of course that's going to require internet.

emacswiki.org/emacs/Deldo

you are wrong

There's only one faggot forcing that shit.

fuck off bigot

Dumb normalfag.

>implying dildos aren't for manbutts

>condom

why do you need a condom with a trap? it's not that you are gonna get her(male) pregnant or something, right?

Condoms are awesome tho.
You can play with them once they are filled up and do more lewd things.
Sometimes you can keep them a little longer so you can carry a little bit of your bf with you :3

Enjoy your aids

the internet of things is the worst meme of this decade and possibly century

only autisic weebs force those shitty memes

>not having sex with monogamous christian traps

disgusting