/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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gearbest.com/novelty-lighting/pp_864411.html
youtube.com/watch?v=qEpobkBO7rs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

don't forget to post your programming socks

I've been gone a while due to financial issues preventing me from even getting online. Now I need to procure a bunch of chinkshit.

Can someone help me find a good listing f 3 metre Micro USB charge cables for cheap? It looks like everything tripled in price from the last time I ordered 30.

taiwan superpower 2021

Anyone have any ideals for cat related items?

>report listing of 1TB micro SD for $5 each
>ali demands evidence it's fake
they really don't care

Next time please remove "shit" from the thread title.

It's demeaning to all kinds of different shit when what you to meant to say was "stuff".

Reminder not to buy things that you do not need!

Ask yourself:
- Do I really need it?
- Will I use it more often than twice?
- If it breaks, would I let it get repaired?
- Would I buy it if it was twice as expensive?

Only buy if you can answer all questions with yes!

Fuck off you shit eating faggot

Does a reliable 30m USB C cable exist? I wish to connect my hard drive from the basement to computer on second floor.

Thank you

not you again

every fucking thread

Any smart lamps that I can buy from the chinks and actually program some automation stuff with them?

I'd love to get the Xiaomi Yeelight, but the voltage is not compatible with my place.

guess what useless trinkets did the chinks get me this time

>will I let it get repaired

My dad wants a cheap smartphone for christmas, mostly for GPS. What's a decent, idiot proof chink phone for under $70?

Please explain the picture.

>would I let it get repaired
nigger i'd just buy another one

>Would I buy it if it was twice as expensive
fuck no, there's a reason why i'm using aliexpress

home supply and an 1128 black mouse

How long will it take to ship?

>Tfw didnt buy anything in the last months because i dont feel like doing it anymore
>tfw still browse the threads
>tfw some shit still hasnt arrived

>oddchick.com
post programming socks

How to get a replacement/repair if the item is faulty? Message seller?

The home supply thingy is this, though the package got fucked up in the mail

>Black Friday sale already started
>Prices already lower than 11.11
11.11 is a meme, good thing I didn't buy anything

Open dispute and explain the problem

I wish Gearbest's shipping used the real names of companies
I got one package from Fedex which was fast, one from SF Express which was fine, now I'm waiting on slow as hell international bridge

Ordered a homtom s9 plus 2 weeks ago and it just came today

Really enjoying It so far

how many clocks does it have?

Anyone know of any good wireless controllers for PC?

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this is the philosophy of the numale beta

nice desu

comfy tech reviews

they want your dick

I want to buy parts for diy projects. Should I fight with poors for cheap stuff from used computers market or buy from China? While buying used parts I'd be less worried about breaking them, but buying stuff that could be infested with cockroaches but not cheaper by much is disgusting.

>socks
What are they?
Socks with arduino inside?

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aliexpress.com/item/hammock/32825612173.html
aliexpress.com/item/catnip-ball/32669056493.html
aliexpress.com/item/catnip-stick/32773731984.html
aliexpress.com/item/tent/32579921208.html

Received the hammock. Cats didn't give a fuck to it.
Waiting on the rest for them to ignore.

pls give review, i bought the same thing

you don't need a bowl light, just drop a lightstick into the bottle before you start using it, will die out by the time you fill it

What ? Like how many to choose from or by default.

By default like one on lock screen one on home and one in the top bar at all times

>aliexpress.com/item/hammock/32825612173.html
This will fall off.

How likely is it that my 11.11 chinkshit arrives before christmas? I wanted to pack them and put them under the tree even if I live alone, hopefully it will make me feel less lonely

Not if the cats never touch it.

But yeah, I wouldn't trust the suction to hold. Maybe take off the cups and secure the wires on some fixed points.

they don't give ya the 4 aaa batteries needed and I don't have any on hand. Will test later.

Better yet, just drill the window.

forgot pic

There's no option for "send replacement" though.

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so whats in the other packages?

Link! I need 1 of those

Kimovil.com, put in your max budget, pick one you think he'd like

an arc lighter and the wood alarm clock.

>Xiaomi shill site

Anybody know of a good chink HDMI capture card? Want to stream some console games.

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what did he mean by this?

Try Magewell clones, like aliexpress.com/item/HDMI-to-USB3-0-Video-Capture-Dongle-signal-compatible-with-Windows-Linux-Mac-OS-X-and/32797904458.html

Usually within 24h but it might take longer because of 11/11

it's the alarm clock and the cable it comes with. You either need batteries or a power adapter to run it.
JINSUN Wood Bamboo LED Alarm Clock Reloj Despertador Modern Temperature Desk Clock LED Electronic Desktop Digital Table Clock
s.aliexpress.com/6r6Vz6vQ

Did you get one without temp?

no it shows the temp, as well as the date.

Are there any good chink cooking knives?

Thiiiis fuck, send me the earphones NOW!

Can I set that to ring only from monday to friday?

I want to get rid of having my fucking phone near me at night.

what's the point the cartel will seize your chinkshit anyway

Seller just messaged me in aliexpress dm system to ask if my adress is correct. This has never happened before, am I missing something. Why the hell would they assume its not right.

Ask them not us.

It happened to me once when buying from the Orico store, i just told them "yes it's correct" and they replied "ok".

calm your autism user

Can i make a new account on AliExpress to get another $4 coupon for new users? Will they catch that there's the same delivery address on other account already?

Dear Valued Customer,

They probably wanted to check your address because some spastic gaijin once gave them a wrong address and then complained and posted a negative review when the delivery was late or something.

>can't accept Xiaomi is popular and his Zuk brand is dead

I told them it's correct but I still don't get how they have time to check adress of every fucking usb cord buyer. Thats what made me wonder is there some common reason for that happening.

Pic related just showed up. Very happy, quality seems good. Being a decades-long macfag who travels a lot I have a drawer full of those 'duckhead' adapters for various socket types.

...came with this 'gift' but I can't figure out WTF it is. It's like a blue plastic bullet keychain thing with a soft rubber tip. WTF?

Touchpen.

mini stylus for your phone

works for osu

put it in your ass

What a totally pointless invention. Why would anyone find that preferable to a finger?

lets you to use the phone with gloves on

Why are squishies trending on bang good? Might buy a cat burger one.

>he doesn't know

it works better than your fingers for playing osu

t. autist who plays that shit on his phone

>local seller takes 5€ shipping
>local seller also takes the liberty of dispatching the package in 2-5 days
This is outrageous.

Nope, 5m is limit for USB, you have to use 5 hubs with 5 cables.

Better buy old nas and attach it to network

Niggers

This is what a digital watch is for

I think you can, you are able to set 5 different alarms at a time. Haven't tried though, I got it for my mom and she's using it as a night-clock.

If you get a chink phone in the US, make sure the bands work! Most are not fully compatible

reply at was meant for you

pic related is another package I got

>cancelar pedido
cancel it pedo

Speaking of alarm clocks, does anyone have experience with this meme?

Put it in your pooper.

>local seller also takes the liberty of dispatching the package in 2-5 days

This triggers me as well. If I'm paying for in country/continent shipping in >2017 it's because I want it fast, so you better fucking have it out the next day.

its the james donkey 112s. Really nice mouse, for low price

Hey pig user
gearbest.com/novelty-lighting/pp_864411.html

it has a nice heft to it, I like it

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Comedy of the year.
youtube.com/watch?v=qEpobkBO7rs

That's gay

Any idea what sort of fees AliE takes from transactions?