Girlfriend found .zshrc

>girlfriend found .zshrc

>dad found the anime folder

Lol I fuck my gf doggy and sieg hail behind her back because she's a massive lefty

>he likes it and asks if you can give him a copy

Thought this was Sup Forums sorry

>mom found the semen seedbox

>OP made this thread again

>mom found the mom found thread

>grandma saw my entire /var/log and now it's saying she wants to have a conversation with me

>tfw gf barely knows how to turn on a computer
I know that having a veracrypt container with a 15 character password is probably an overkill, but I'm must be 100% sure that she never EVER see what's in there.

Stupid lefties. When will learn to use their right hand like everyone else.

You can tell us, user.

>grandpa found the 9front VM

>waifu guessed the correct aes-128 key

Pictures of me dressed as a trap with my ass shaved, chats that I had with other guys online (mostly sexting) and well, yeah, all the typical Sup Forums stuff: porn, traps, memes (mostly Sup Forumsshit) and stuff like that.
Oh, and lots of hentai and ecchi anime.

I'm fucked up

>sister got bread crumbs in the thermal mayonnaise
Post trap pics

>typical Sup Forums stuff
bad news for you user
we mostly just talk about that homo shit ironically

Seconded. Post em.

>ironically
Yeah "ironically"

Sorry, I don't want to get banned. Besides, I'm not that passable (I only have a decent ass and nothing more)

Post ass (ironically)

Oh God memes are real, everyone on Sup Forums is fucking homo or trap.

Post on /hm/ and link it here

what's wrong with you

What a fucking madtrap

>shitty camera
>visible butthole
>not even thicc
0/10 would not fap to

Enjoy your ban, degenerate :^)

>dad found that I installed gentoo with genkernel and systemD

4/10

>girlfriend found the cum iced cubes that i use on mfc

It was on purpose. I know there are 0.001% chances of someone recognize me. But still. Whatever.
And I can't be thicc, because I'm fucking 125lbs and 5'6

Show penis, dont be afraid

what's wrong with YOU

who doesn't wanna see a nice round boipucci

>stop being degenerate

>picture of me dressed as a trap with my ass shaved

You're a fucking degenerate ya know that right?

>falling for the gf meme

>we mostly just talk about that homo shit ironically
user, I

thank god mods deleted it

What would you have in your .zshrc that you would want to hide from people?

>

>5'6"
I'd tell you to hang yourself, but I'm not sure if they make stools that tall.

Well he can always jump in front of a train desu

The train would probably just pass right over him.

>Mods
LOL.
I deleted it. I don't care about getting Sup Forums approval, I just want to get my ass fucked by another trap while we both watch some cute anime.
But the whole having a gf stuff kinda gets in the way.
Also, I don't consider myself gay, so there's that too. So, It must be done with a girl (male) in the same condition as me (99,99% straight)

>tfw missed the ass
:(

>I, a male, want to get my ass fucked by another male
>I don't consider myself gay

...

Sup Forums has an archive you know.

>archive
>Cant find

>No girl (male [99.99% straight (gay)]) gf to cuddle with and fug

That's a 3/10, needs more anal bleach

Absolutely disgusting

y'all gay

fucking shitskins

Whats a skinshit desu?

>being a closeted fag
i hope you don't have kids since they'll turn out to be closeted fags like you, too.

This thread isn't tech related

>NSA accidentally pushes the godmode commit

>mods delete the nfsw images
>yet they let thread (which is completely tech unrelated) up
Quality moderation

>>>/lbgt/

I will recommend you for mod desu, for real

Please post your ass

I think this thread has taken its toll, this isn't Sup Forums right?

>girlfriend
>implying

heh.

this, gotta love playing pranks on my friends

>Not doing homo shit ironically