In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
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aliexpress.com/item/TheFuture/32763371817.html
aliexpress.com/item/1-Pair-Premium-Programming-Socks/32775931277.html
pastebin.com/7VxK8YWm
youtube.com/watch?v=cBZogyYoXR8
amazon.co.jp/Bluetooth-ワイヤレスイヤホン-ブルートゥース-ヘッドホン片耳-充電式収納ケース/dp/B0776PPSJG/
globalsources.com/gsol/I/Bluetooth-headphone/p/sm/1154482529.htm#1154482529
gearbest.com/tooth-care/pp_640273.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

chinese shopping general

Thank you for this valuable contribution to the thread.

The chinese egg

wait i forgot a fucking thread name kek
good thing OP image is mitu

r8 my programming socks pls

sounds comfy, user

not enough rainbow

Dis u Becky?

Also what's on the right monitor?

Also I wanna fuck you.

why doesnt he have stripe eyes

Glass screen protectors themselves aren't curved, so either the protector covers the flat parts of the screen, or covers all and doesn't stick.
Almost need a old plastic protector and snip the edges so it can fold down.

>Shaved legs
GTFO faggot.

Fine.

got 210 bamboo arrow shafts for japanese archery from alibaba
customs fucked me over though, 30% taxes and shit

why did you have to post a picture of your self next to some unbundled sticks, OP

"What a faggot", they must have thought.

mental illness / 10

At least if you bundled them together then we couldn't reasonably call you a faggot. Darn you faggot!

How good are LeEcos smartphones?

I'm finding myself in the weird position of having the best phone provider in my country exploit the unusual 700MHz band for 4G, aka B28, and only so few phones support it. Previously had a RN3P global which supported it and died, now less and less phones support it, aside from high-end big brand phones. And the LeEco Max 2.

I found that a whole bunch of LeEcos/LeTV/LePhone support this band, and the Max 2. Is it gud?

Are there any good chink USB remotes for my media server?

Post link to keyboard

The cable on my Samsung charger is about to die and need a new one. What would you suggest that doesn't burn my house down and it has to support fast charge.

Are O-ring dampeners universal, or are there different sizes?

post pusy

give me something to buy holy shit

urethral play

Nah, the socks I ordered were waaaay cuter(and longer). But they're also taking forever to ship, you know, the usual. Might have them by the end of the month if I'm lucky. Depends on how long they wanna stay in customs.

aliexpress.com/item/TheFuture/32763371817.html

>order stupid novelty gifts for friends and for company christmas party 30 days ago
>1 out of 15 have arrived

You know the other 14 are going to arrive all in one bunch, the day after the party.

That's it. Everyone should blacklist "dong" store and "xudong han" name.

This fucker shouldn't breathe our air.

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>buy anything you want with no tracking number
>claim it didnt arrive even if it did
>free shit
whats the catch here?

The fact that no one in first world country is willing to scam someone for 80 cents.

>it's an user tries to outchink the chinks episode

do it every 2nd or 3rd order, so that your ratio stays normal, don't want to get banned now do we.

I'm shitty poor slav and that is even below me.

I think that will get your account banned after you do it enough. Pretty sure they ban new accounts with the same address after that, too. At the least, I imagine you'd get stuck in some kind of annoying verification loop like that one user that couldn't use the app all 11.11.

aliexpress.com/item/1-Pair-Premium-Programming-Socks/32775931277.html
I forgot to link some of the socks, whoops!

its been almost 3 days and seller still hasnt shipped my item.

i am starting to wonder if the 11.11 price was too low since this item is usually €5-7 instead of €3.32

It'll probably ship sooner or later user. Stuff ships within hours of the cancellation window all the time.

They just want to make sure it'll arrive late and get caught up at the end of all the 11.11 mail.

do it on items that cost over £30 , def dont bother with items below £10.

re-chink chinks smart.

if you start to fail getting money back just say that it finally arrived and brake a little piece off the item, that will almost guarantee you full refund ;)

dont do it too often. like every 3rd or 4th order or so. dont get banned you want to chink em in the future aswell as much as possible.

new generation is fucken smartsmart born with smartphones in hands.

i ordered 10 watches with China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus, will let you guys know if i can manage to get refund on all of them

knaaawledge.

How much did you spend?

around $20

how much?
do they sell aluminum shafts?

CHINKMAN STRIKES AGAIN

Godspeed, user. I hope they keep time for you, at least.

Anyone bought a chink wallet?

I'm a fan of those metal ones that clasp shut. Generally last 2-3 years before the plastic hinges or the clasp wear out and you spend another dollar.
No idea how decent normal chink wallets are, though.

Think again.

pastebin.com/7VxK8YWm

If I'm returning an item, how can I make sure that I don't get chinked on the cost of the return shipping? You can't set a refund amount higher than the price of the item, and I'm doubtful whether some random chink would pay it to me "outside of the system".

1,5$ per shaft
dunno if they sell aluminium

Generally you just lose the cost of returning the item, as far as I know.

>the seller is very unprofessional
Go watch some rossman faggot. Cancerous term.

Recommendations for bluetooth earbuds in the $20-30 range?

>tfw just got my stock of dried mango in for the winter

Make sure to add lots of chili powder to ward off the cancer.

Links to good Chinese bongs?

my wing sung 698 got here. I feel a little disappointed because the line it makes is so dry/fine and they gave me old stock so the cap doesn't post either.

probably my fault since i didn't check with the seller apropos whether the cap posted and should have got the fine nib instead of extra fine.

might post pics later. have a jelly lin for now.

dhGate you fucking degenerate.

>check with the seller apropos whether...
Is this bait?

no. this is one of the first chink products i've bought.

youtube.com/watch?v=cBZogyYoXR8

amazon.co.jp/Bluetooth-ワイヤレスイヤホン-ブルートゥース-ヘッドホン片耳-充電式収納ケース/dp/B0776PPSJG/

globalsources.com/gsol/I/Bluetooth-headphone/p/sm/1154482529.htm#1154482529

me again, why can I find these earbuds on Japanese Amazon but not any global market when they are made in China?

Do chinks do mp3 players for swimming? I want to swim again but I get too bored

How do I put it without calling him a "fucking cunt"?

Those socks are pretty fucking cute, do post when they arrive

sned bobs

Tell him he acts like he's from Taiwan!

What's a good smartwatch that lasts about a week with a charge? Or at least close to it

Being unprofessional isn't the same as being deceptive and outright lying.

Oooh, fuck, that's a great one.

That is very much true. Sorry for my poor choice of words.

>masturbated to Russian image reviews for lingerie on aliexpress
>again

Taiwanese people are way better than Mainland niggers.

Chinky chan doesn't think so!

Share? The images! Not your spilled seed.

Anyone order an electric toothbrush before?

Any good recommendations?

>Any good recommendations?
Xiaomeme! gearbest.com/tooth-care/pp_640273.html

You should start your own thread named that.
I'm sure you'll get lots of replies.

I wouldn't trust chink stuff that goes into any part of your body without being EU/FDA approved. And I wonder if Xiaomeme consumables will be available forever.

my mi5 got pushed miui 9 yesterday
by allah, it's actually better than before
really happy I didn't buy into a phone from some dead company back then

what is dhgates policy on counterfeit items? do they refund you if you get sent a counterfeit?

lel

I believe it is "what counterfeit items?"

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you don't buy from dhgate unless you're specifically after counterfeit items, my dude

>Mfw global stable plebs had to wait this long for nougat

ok pajeet, you're a hardcore hacker

owo what's this

My money is on some weebshit

#
Get a comfortable desk? Probably better to just screw a mousepad to your chair.

You should try it just in case.

It's a bunch of blurry sharks!
Why so small? Because I want to put them in my quad and if I lose it or destroy it somehow, it won't matter that much

Can someone post some greentext stories or pictures of getting chinked? Thats usually amusing!

Here's my getting chinked

store's gone and I got my money back, so joke's on him :^)

The chink behind every shit package :^)

I got chinked recently, bought 5V/16M Arduinos (~25pcs) from different sellers, most of them were the 3.3/8M. Literally getting cucked by the chinks by that move.

When is safe time to order more items from aliexpress without paying extra due 11.11 sales?
On black friday?

A good bit of prices already returned to normal, its really on a seller by seller basis

> tfw gearbest package still hasn't shipped after 4 days