First day

>get hired at a big company
>first day on job
>walk into office
>this guy blocks your path
>so I see you're running GNOME...

what will you do, Sup Forums?

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actually, it's fvwm, thanks for the compliment

Thank him and talk about sports or hacking or gay sex because I'm not an autistic tard.

You’re walking in the office on your first day with an open laptop facing away from you so that a guy in front of you can see what’s running?

Hey, I actually had something similar happen to me.
That's how I got my first programming gig.

>what will you do, Sup Forums?
Ask him if this is the kind of micromanagement I can expect from this company, top-level executives nitpicking about my OS installation.

Bonsoir Elliot

Install gentoo

Pay a homeless person to beat him up

>big company
>letting workers use Linux
They paid good money for those Windows Enterprise licenses and you're gonna use it, dammit!

LATEX? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FETISHES, YOU SICK FUCK. NOW INSTALL MICROSOFT WORD AND USE IT OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Well actually, it's called "XFCE"

> this faggot can't tell GNOME from i3wm
well, at least he's not a windows user or a macfag

Once you hide all bars, panels, window decos and titles, GNOME looks more minimalist than most riced-up WMs, in fact it's entirely absent and only maximized / docked-left / docked-right "windows" remain. Werks. And the Super key opens the very View that does dmenu's-etc's job completely. Ain't nobody gonna recognize I'm using GNOME!

but I run TempleOS

jej

zozzle

I highly doubt that, since I am using i3, dear Sir.
Would you please let me pass?

the correct pronunciation for LaTeX is latek you moron

Invite him to your l33t spooky hacker club to overthrow the worlds banks.

This.

The big dog

joke's on him, I don't use gnome.

>so i see you are runnig toddlers first wm
>RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but seriously why people shit on i3

What a cringe moment for that show.
>I'm a KDE man myself
>Old habits die hard

Yeah, because your DE makes a huge difference in how you hack people

It's actually Aqua

I'll speak to you over on iMessage later :^)

Do people actually change distros every week like Elliot does?

I've been using Arch since 2013

But that's wrong I only use XFCE.
Your wife is a hot bitch though I would cuck you.

Uninstall gnome and download xfce.

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