My friend works for the police and he says bitlocker is the most secure encryption tool

my friend works for the police and he says bitlocker is the most secure encryption tool

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>windows 10
>secure

Your friend is a fucking retard

>wikileaks.org/hackingteam/emails/emailid/28850

My dad works for Nintendo. Shit would blow your mind.

Of course he would.

My uncle works for Sony.
He said Sony is dropping out of the console market because of the new Xbox One X.

My uncle said that bitlocker is the best encryption tool.
He abused me as a kid.

my sister works for the NSA and she says that linux kernel is full of backdoors

my sister works for the linux kernel and she says that NSA is full of backdoors

my friend works for a penetration testing company and she says she can hack your computer and go around your encryption

My friend says his dad works for Sega and that they're releasing the Dreamcast 2 next spring

i want this to be true

my sister in law says anime is better than bitlocker

My father works for samsung and says they can take over the world whenever they want to.

it's secure for everyone who doesn't have the backdoor key that microsoft gave the govt.

my dadworks for nintendo and he says he can get your account banned

i test penetration with your friend if you catch my drift

My mother works for Intel and says aliens created the internet.

That's been fixed years ago.

Aliens created the entire human race and society.

no u

t. Windows shill

welp, you can check shit by yourself tinfoil

>welp
Back to plebbit, don't come back

Also,
>He genuinely trusts Microsoft and BitLocker despite them both having a history of giving agencies backdoor access

Don't insult me son.

>people having no idea about things that aren't their area of expertise
Who would have though?

>cop
>windows
Kys

>>welp
>Back to plebbit
Reddit did not invent "welp", you fucking redditor.
merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/welp-meaning

still retarded word

not even that user

i work for hp repairing broken laptops and unlocking a bitlocker unit is a flash drive boot away

If all you care about is keeping Jamal from stealing your personal data/files then BitLocker is fine. Pretty good chance the three letter agencies have a way in though.

When did I say they invented it you fat freak
No it isn't see