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Christmas markets are comfy though, fucking expensive however.

Went on a school trip to Koln and somewhere else nearby to the markets.

im not used to 3 meals a day help lads

Berlin is a mussie shithole. You're telling people to visit other towns, but what if they want to visit the towns you just said to avoid? What then?

I would rather visit small, rural towns in Germany rather than the big cities, but with everything going on and people being so cucked, I would never even step foot in Germany.

>Can you recommend a decent hotel/hostel?
No idea mate, I haven't been in a while.

Pickpocketing is not really that bad compared to, say, Paris but worse than London. Just keep an eye on your stuff. You definitely won't get robbed though, unless you like to roam East Berlin's commieblocks past midnight on the weekends.

Pretty much every young person is close to fluent in English, older people not so much. Also, Berliner are a bit abrasive, but only the older ones and the locals. They don't speak English though, so you fortunately will not have to put up with them.

Currywurst sounds simple, but it's godly. This is curry 36, indubitably the place to be in terms of Currywurst. The menu is basic, but the taste is perfect.

It's also Berlin in a nutshell: kind of dirty, chaotic but somewhat endearing. You never know what to expect

germany isnt that bad. even big cities arent islamabad or whatever you think goes on there

although твн a minaretverbot would be quite nice

Do you like Glühwein (translates to glow wine, but it's basically just hot wine with a very distinct taste)

It's more popular than eggnog in germany, and there are lots of variations and different takes on the beverage, some of them with apple, plum, blood orange, pomegranate etc.

Cheers again. I'll have a looksie at curry36 so.

Mulled wine is already a winter tradition here, everyone drinks it.

I don't even know what eggnog is, that's a yank thing I think.

Which towns did I suggest to avoid?

I agree with your assessment of Berlin somewhat. you won't be too immersed in the Mussie aspect of the capital as a tourist though.

Small cities in Bavaria are awesome and fairly uncucked as well. People do not walk on eggshells regarding refugees and political correctness in pic related for example, might have to do with the huge amount of breweries. The idea of beer being "haram" is just completely retarded to Upper Franconians such as myself.