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>fired from helpdesk job today
>want to get into programming
where to start lads

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Install gentoo

Programming isn't real you idiot
Read a book

why were you fired?

what makes you think a helpdesk person can move on to become a programmer?

Sign up for a good university, comp.sci or maths or related.

go to college

a squared plus b squared equals c squared

That's not a reason it's a deterrent.

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Did you tell too many people to install gentoo?

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Listen handsome, If you want advice you have to give up the goods.

Why did you get fired?

So you can't even hold down a simple help desk job, yet somehow you think you can somehow hold down an even HARDER job.
Brilliant!

I downloaded nudies off a sorority girls mac

i would've promoted you

Post em, what do you have to lose

CSC 2010 - Principles of Computer Science (3)
MATH 1113 - Precalculus (3)
CSC 2310 - Principles of Computer Programming (3)
MATH 2211 - Calculus of One Variable I (4)
CSC 2510 - Theoretical Foundations of Computer Science (3)
PHYS 2211K - Principles of Physics I (4)
MATH 3030 - Mathematical Models for Computer Science (3)
CSC 3410 - Data Structures (3)
MATH 2212 - Calculus of One Variable II (4)
CSC 3210 - Computer Organization and Programming (3)
CSC 4350 - Software Engineering (4)
PHYS 2212K - Principles of Physics II (4)
CSC 3320 - System-Level Programming (3)
CSC 4210 - Computer Architecture (4)
CSC 4330 - Programming Language Concepts (4)
CSC 4520 - Design and Analysis of Algorithms (4)
CSC 4110 - Introduction to Embedded Systems Laboratory (4)
CSC 4310 - Parallel and Distributed Computing (4)
CSC 4320 - Operating Systems (4)
CSC 4340 - Introduction to Compilers (4)
CSC 4360 - Network-Oriented Software Development (4)
CSC 4370 - Web Programming (4)
CSC 4380 - Windowing Systems Programming (4)

Take these classes.
Pass them.
you can now program and should be able to land a programming job.

You've been black listed. Don't bother with tech jobs.

Screw classes, just read books:

Basic Mathematics by Lang
Calculus by Lang
University Physics with Modern Physics by Young and Freedman
Programming: Principles and Practice Using C++ by Stroustrup
Data Structures and Algorithms in C++ by Drozdek
Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment by Stevens and Rago
Computer Systems: A Programmer's Perspective by Bryant & O'Hallaron
The Mythical Man-Month: Essays on Software Engineering by Brooks
Code Complete: A Practical Handbook of Software Construction by McConnell
Design Patterns: Elements of Reusable Object-Oriented Software by Gamma, Helm, Johnson, and Vlissides
Book of Proof by Hammack
Combinatorics and Graph Theory by Harris, Hirst, and Mossinghoff
Introduction to Modern Cryptography by Katz and Lindell
Algorithm Design by Kleinberg and Tardos
Introduction to the Theory of Computation by Sipser
Modern Operating Systems by Tanenbaum
Computer Networks: A Systems Approach by Peterson and Davie
Introduction to Parallel Computing by Grama, Karypis, Kumar, and Gupta
C++ Concurrency in Action: Practical Multithreading by Williams
Programming Language: Principles and Paradigms by Tucker
Programming Language Pragmatics by Scot
Engineering a Compiler by Cooper and Torczon
Distributed Systems: Principles and Paradigms by Tanenbaum and van Steen
An Introduction to Database Systems by Date
Windows System Programming by Hart

>Screw classes, just read books:
I'm assuming OP wants to get a job with his programming abilities, not just know it.

>blacklisted because of something they did at a shitty help desk job
LOL

There is a shared HR blacklist of people who look at porn during work.

There is no way to prove this exist.
Furthermore, there are people who have done much worse and have landed perfectly fine jobs afterwards.

If the employer is hiring and OP's programming abilities fits the profile, then they're not going to turn him down because of some mystical blacklist of things he did at previous jobs.

i does exist though, and it is used.

prove it

Speak to HR at any decently sized place.

>helping OP when he still hasn't posted nudes

You think you'll be able to learn programming good enough for a relevant job within 2 years?