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Zachary Taylor
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Jonathan Perez
Explain...
Gabriel Cooper
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>non identical brother with too much age gap unlocks his brother's iphone with faceID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAA
Jeremiah Phillips
Anyone can unlock your iphone simply by looking at it. :^)
Joshua Mitchell
B-BUT IT FIRES 30.000 IR DOTS ON YOUR FACE
IT CREATES A UNIQUE SCAN OF YOUR FACE
ITS THE SAFEST WAY FOR CIA TO GET YOUR FACE PICTURED!
turns out even the simplest android faceid app does better job
Dylan Wood
>Apple settled for this trash tech just so they could have an equal bezel at the top of the screen
Levi James
5 gorillion dollars of Tim COCKs AIDS fund is no match for inbred sanbox spawn
lmao
Elijah Lee
they arr rook same, pretty fucking ugly if you ask me.
Christian Robinson
why did the kid cover his face at the end?
Brayden Gomez
iNiggers will literally defend this
Jackson Roberts
they both have the same poo face. this face ID must be hilarious in china.
Ryan Martin
>omar
>dabs
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THIS IS THE RICH IPHONE ELITE
HAHAHAHA
Ryan Richardson
why didn't apple use iris recognition?
my phone has it and never had problem with it.
works even in the dark, and only me can unlock the phone.
Juan Reed
wait a minute
Omar mother is....
Camden Hill
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Luis Flores
I would.
Daniel Reed
shame
Levi Miller
Reminder that this wouldn't have happened with TouchID.
Asher Perez
>we need a bigger screen, the button can't be there
>but if we put the senor on the back we'll look like Samsung and Google!
>j-just build an xbox kinect into the front camera
>we'll also need to draw a gesture bar over everything, if we did software buttons we'd look even worse!
could Apple be too brave to admit defeat?
Charles Fisher
I want to see the straight shota of them
Blake Sanders
...
Dylan Kelly
Guys, we are missing the important question here.
With the machine learning in the iPhone X for FaceID, if he keeps unlocking her phone could it start preventing her from unlocking it?
Mason Morgan
>What is that line supposed to be? The distance between her right arm and left thigh? Because that's what it looks like.
Brayden Campbell
From what I understand.
If you both look VERY similar, but it FAILS, but you immediately type in the correct passcode, then it'll just assume it was you and it'll learn both of your faces
Jaxon Martin
I wonder if they could have trained it to recognize them both then.
Say, get your son to try and unlock with his face, it doesn't work then you type in the passcode. Then you unlock with your face, then repeat with his face.
Robert Baker
He was dabbing
Juan Flores
hot babe, I would bang her.
also. apple products are for weird people of silicon valley who drink cum, or for instagram whores with fake tits but I don't judge them.
Leo Bell
they don't test the tech with niggers because there's no niggers in development offices to be found lol
Jace Martinez
what was wrong with touch id anyway?
if you use your phone, you use your hands anyway. of course everyone drinks the homosexual CEO cum and pay 1000 dollars for it. pure faggotry.
Caleb Cook
no, it is not
the line represents cheek to cheek
Isaac Sanders
My wife's son cannot unlock my iphone.
Joke's on you.
Isaiah Price
bc you're not the father, aint it obvious from the skin color?
David Mitchell
Jamal could, and probably will, after putting another kid in the oven for you
Zachary Parker
Look at the video. I dont know what those sort of sleeves are called, but they have a lot of loose fabric. Loose sleeves?
John Baker
>Now my wife has to delete her texts when there's something she doesn’t want Ammar to look at."
Why doesn't she just disable the feature?
Brayden Morgan
wtf, you are right.
the fantasy is over
Gabriel Barnes
yes, she is
Benjamin Wilson
oh, it's some recent dance thing
i ask as i thought i've seen my friend's 12yo kid do the same thing
Nicholas Foster
Who are you quoting?
Sebastian Hernandez
>1 in a million chance of someone else unlocking your phone, according to applel
>gorillions of people buy the phone
>be surprised when there is a reported case (that could be fake anyway) of someone unlocking someone else's phone with their face
It's about as news worthy as someone's friend randomly guessing their pin, or having a similar enough fingerprint to unlock their phone. I guess you could say face ID is vulnerable against attacks from family members, but it's probably only as vulnerable as a 4-digit pin.
Christian Foster
There was nothing wrong with it, Apple just fell for the bezel-less meme, and they couldn't get the fingerprint reader under the screen on time, so they had to improvise.
Leo Moore
Don't care as long as it can see the difference between white people and niggers.
Landon Walker
of course it recognizes the tech support, why wouldn't it?
Dominic Perez
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF APPLEL
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Cooper Hall
Looks like an accidental meme arrow to me. Great observation skills
Connor Turner
dawww the poo dabbed at the end
Wyatt Cook
do we have a rear view of his mum?
Robert Nguyen
When you use fingerprint scanners they let you record multiple fingerprints, but how does it work for face id? What if you're wearing a different face? Are you really locked down to just one?
Alexander Diaz
ilurminati cuntfirmed
Ryder Cruz
yfw he does the creepy pajeet eyebrow thing
Noah Jones
>mfw he dabs out of nowhere
Jonathan Gutierrez
I painted over the front camera anyway.