>At work >Logged into chrome without thinking >Home history syncs with work computer >Get called into supervisors office sometime later >Told I'm getting fired for improper use of govt computer >Also told I've been reported to the police >Talk to lawyer >Chances are I'm going to face at least 15 years in federal prison if not more
Fuck chrome, why don;t they ask if you want to sync history.
I'm drunk af rn adn thinking of a way to end it. i have to report to court tomorrow for preliminary gearing. Chances are I'm not coming home.
Andrew Nguyen
For what? Cp? Or smth worse?
Mason Richardson
>logging in to personal shit from work PC
Jose Morgan
What's in your history, user?
Eli White
Fuck it dude, take up arms and start shooting niggers.
Luke Green
> press F to pay respects F sorry user
Jose Adams
so this... is the power... of the botnet
Cameron Williams
Only one thing to do now
Angel Bailey
What did you have in your chrome OP?
Austin Thomas
Sorry dude. Should have been born gay instead of pedo.
Jaxson Cooper
I mean the best shit you can come up with would be you have multiple users using your account but wanted to check something personal on your work computer so that's why you signed in.
Jaxon Wright
Botnet strikes again.
Seriously though, this is entirely your fault.
Isaiah Reyes
He worked for the govt and is probably stupid enough to be on Sup Forums non-ssl right now and using his home connection. If he's in the US, they know about this thread.
100% fucked.
Daniel Ramirez
use chromium use --incognito don't use botnets don't work for the government don't spend another day in this country
Mason Baker
>instead of fleeing the country is making threads about his soon-to-be life sentence of being raped in jail
Ever heard of the "fucking get your ass to mexico" method?
Josiah Jackson
If that's true, Hello CIA niggers
Brody James
huh what? doesn't make sense. syncing ur account shouldn't fire any alarms, unless u intentionally visited something. wtf did u do user
Cameron Jenkins
Why would they even let you go if you did something that was felony-tier illegal?
What a stupid story. You didn't even mention what got you fired.
Nathaniel Anderson
But... It does.
Before ANYTHING syncs, you have to enter a passphrase in the settings menu. You can select what syncs before putting in the passphrase, preventing all that from happening
Fuck man you probably deserve this for being such a moron
Aiden Collins
This sounds like lies. You could have done so much better if not lies. Why would you even post this on Sup Forums if you don't know anything as trivial as to hide your histories? This sounds more like a Sup Forumstard mistake.
Leo Miller
>work
you got what I deserved
Nicholas Miller
Lies, you would have been reported by both jewgle and ms when you first visit the website at your home.
Bentley Mitchell
>working for ((((((government))))))
William Edwards
>logging on your personal accounts from a work computer you deserve it user also >using chrome >ever
Henry Nguyen
do you use a vpn to post on Sup Forums?
Robert Ward
This.
How could it sync without his personal email and password?
Elijah King
Fuck I'd be devastated. If your story is true user I feel for you.
Dominic Hughes
>using chrome for illegal stuff Fucking idiot
Jose Barnes
F
Lincoln Rogers
he got it righ also, nice trips anont
Kayden Rogers
lol
Henry Torres
Fake.
Next
Cooper Kelly
Mfw in my country anything you do on a work laptop that’s not work related is “personal information” and is protected by the law, so even though we can check anything a user does on their PC, we cannot give anything to anyone.
Jeremiah Roberts
...
Owen Williams
The first thing Chrome tells you to do when you install it or create a new profile is to log into your Google account.
Jaxon Rodriguez
So then don't log in? You don't have to log in to use it...
Wyatt Rivera
>You don't have to log in to use it... Yet.
Andrew Morgan
HAIL HAIL FREEDONIA
Asher Fisher
>using chrome >not setting the option on home PC to not sync with other computers
Even when I used the botnet I wasn't this stupid. Well, too late now
William Martin
Wait, assuming this is true: is he getting into troubles because his work computer now has the his personal browsing history, or because of that PLUS there are like kid porno in his browsing history?
Hudson Russell
I find it hard to believe that anyone would get fired solely for accidentally copying their browser history over unless the supervisor was already looking for an excuse to can them. He certainly wouldn't have been reported to the police.
Luke Clark
>not having a job where nobody gives a fuck Even this post is written from work computer during worktime from my synchronized Firefox. I laugh at your pathetic lives.
Caleb Williams
OP, get the fuck out of the US. Wherever is furthest without cost being too high, canada is your best bet
Seriously OP, get the fuck out of here. Like right now
You are right. >The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Thomas Gutierrez
things that didn't happen #2158467 >implying that anyone would use chrome for illegal stuff >doing illegal stuff while being logged in on google that's almost as retarded as those pedos who had javascript enabled while going on a cia honeypot
Cameron Gomez
> >Home history syncs with work computer That's bullshit. I know it because it _refuses_ to show me the home history when I need it from work.
Liam Adams
OP clearly has something icnriminating in his history. If it's a crime then personal information privacy is overruled and should be reported to the govt in every country ever. If you have selfies of youself ganbanging an infant while strangling a whore, you're getting v& no matter what personal information policy your country has
Thomas Collins
See me in my office Jeremy in one hour
Chase Barnes
>name Jeremy >in slavic country top xaxaxaxa
Cooper Miller
I'm screencapping this for whenever some stupid shit recommends chrome for any reason. Your life might have been destroyed but you will help future generations with your stupidity.
Adam Garcia
'sup, stormblr.
David Scott
>use chromium >don't use botnets Those two statements are contradictory.
Chase Moore
1) It warns you during the sign in process what will be synced. 2) You're a fucking moron for accessing personal shit on a work computer in the first place, but a GOVERNMENT computer? That's just plain retardation. 3) I call bullshit. While it will sync your history and bookmarks, it only syncs RECENT history, and NOT cache. It doesn't magically make you actually visit the sites from that computer and it's VERY obvious to anyone with half a brain cell that you didn't actually visit the sites from the work computer as they'd all have the exact same time of being added. It's impossible for you to have simultaneously visited all of those sites in your browser at work.
So fuck off, you RP shitbag. Or Mozilla shill trying to scare the paranoid freetards on Sup Forums to use shitty quantum since everyone is jumping ship to chrome/chromium to keep their Sup Forums add-ons.
Tyler Martin
Current state of Sup Forums , really makes you think
Adrian Scott
>Mixing your personality and work electronics
You asked for this. You're as dumb as the people who use their work phone as a personal cell.
Brody Wood
How do you do my glow in the dark agent friends
Leo Long
The botnet pays me 300k a year, no regrets.
Henry Johnson
Things that never happened.
But I started using different browsers on my phone and home pc mainly due to this concern. I need to use Chrome for my job
Jeremiah Sullivan
ha lol rekt don't use personal shitpost and browse accounts at work, dumbass
Jose Davis
Sup Forums is new Sup Forums
Xavier Thomas
Firefox doesn't have this problem
Adam Rivera
This is true
I was there, I was the loli.
Asher Morgan
I'll take things that never happened for $2,000, alex >implying OP is going to have chrome in his SCCM catalog, and even if his branch of government did, that they wouldn't use Group policy to disable all the phone home features like syncing history >implying a government agency is going to give OP admin access >implying that the government is going to be stupid enough to assume that the history on the work PC is absolutely visited on work PC when the sync feature being allowed could be demonstrated >even if we believe OP, implying OP is going to talk about impending prosecution online when he's already talking to a lawyer who would tell him to shut the fuck up
Chrome is fine and in a properly enabled enterprise sign in will be restricted to certain enterprise domain accounts or disabled entirely, sync can be disabled entirely, search suggestions/prefetch can be disabled entirely, incognito can be disabled entirely, etc. all by group policy.