Internet in niggerville

Alright, Sup Forums.
Tell me if I'm asking for too much.
I want ONLY FUCKING INTERNET without TV or a phone contract in Catonsville, MD. It would also be pretty sweet if I wouldn't have to pay out of the ass.

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it's the same pretty muche everywhere, OP (i'm in europe actually).

ISP don't make money with internet providing but thanks to phone plans and TV subscriptions, pay per view, etc...

How does that missile fit in that launcher? The fins stick out too far...

>he didn't get the Sports package
>he didn't get Showtime/Starz/HBO All-Access

How pleb can you be, kek

Fins are spring loaded; they collapse when rocket is inside the manpad.

American TV was never my kind of thing. Thousands of channels but nothing to watch. Meanwhile I can just rip what I want out of the good ol' net.

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Often you have to call and ask for an internet only plan. They don't advertise it online. Why? Because they are trying to upsell anti social people who only order online.

O shit nigga. I live in Baltimore near Camden yards. I went to UMBC, are you a student there now?

But yes, you can get only internet out there. But you must specifically ask for it. I had a friend who did that

Nah, working a shitty, decent-paying job and heavily weighing what courses I should take and where I should take them.

Sad thing is, every time I zero in on a course I could use, money becomes a problem again.

It's so fun having money to spend willy-nilly.

As for calling for it, I tried that and they (verizon) were like "Uhh sorry sir we don't offer that but we could always give you the *******better deal********* of TV, phone AND internet :^)"

What are you going to study? UMBC is an excellent and cheap option for any of the sciences. And there's Verizon out there, right? They offer a $40/mo internet only package. Don't take their shit jewery

wow, it actually looks a bit less hideous with the compensator. Hi-points always looked so top heavy to me, almost like a cordless drill.

>catonsville
I assume if you're looking to get internet, you've already taken care of more pressing concerns like a guard dog, bulletproof windows, and selling your nice car to replace with a beater that no-one would bother breaking into.

I live in a small town and we gotta deal with the same thing. Just get a phone number with them. phone line with ours is like $10

Do you consider $50 for 100 mbps "paying out your ass?"
Also this page has an interesting map that shows the number of competitors in different locales.

Fuck.
broadbandnow.com/Maryland/Catonsville

Already have home defence sorted.
SAS12 with sawed-off 18.5-inch barrel and a nig-rigged Shockwave Raptor-like grip that's literally just a cloth wrapped around the stock rod (at least until I figure out how to properly attach a raptor grip or some kind of pistol grip to it). And don't let anyone meme you about the SAS12. Yes it's a $140 chinkshit semi auto 12 gauge but it works just fine (after the break-in period, of course - it's chinese after all).

Shit I just remembered I technically live in Baltimore County.

Well fuck.

>$50/month can get me 100mbps in Catonsville
>$50/month can get me 10mbps in Bmore County

$50/month for 10mbps is alright, r-right guys?

Just pirate faster internet, user.
I won't shit on you for not being able to afford higher-end stuff. Just make sure you feel comfortable with it. It sounds like you've gotten to take it out to a range which is good.

>pirate faster internet
I spend most of my time on /k/ and most of my energy/brains on /k/ related things. Unless I can pirate internet by physically holding up an internet ship, I'm kinda lost.

Speaking of range time, anyone on Sup Forums own guns and regularly shoot them?

>Speaking of range time, anyone on Sup Forums own guns and regularly shoot them?
Me. I go out to the Marriotsville AGC range. if any other MDfags know where that is.

Oh shit, I didn't even know Maryland had any public outdoor ranges.

I mainly go out to the Thurmont woods to this nice private range a friend of mine has. The 1 hour drive and terrible dirt road to get to it suck but it's nice being the only one in the range. He even built this big shack complete with doors we sometimes use for breaching and room clearing.

I'm a bit to your west and survive solely on 4G and public wifi mooching. It's a horrible thing at first to manage your data consumption, but after a while you cultivate habits that minimize high def streaming and other data-hog stuff and the caps become meaningless. I'm currently on a very cheap plan and haven't gone anywhere close to my limit in years.

The one thing I do miss is the occasional desktop gaming binge, but looking back on it now, that was a big waste of my time and I usually didn't get much more than a few weekends out of each game anyway. If I'm really hard up for some nostalgia, I just take my laptop to the nearest public wifi and fire up starcraft remastered. That usually cures me in about an hour of getting my ass handed to me by kids less than half my age.

Marrotsville is pretty good. I think I spend about $100/year, $75 for range membership and $25 to be a member in one of the gun clubs (which is mandatory for range membership). Their longest range is 200 yds though, so if you're LARPing as Simo Häyhä it's no good. Also it's pretty busy on weekends but on weekdays you often have it to yourself and can call your own ceasefires and shit.
>He even built this big shack complete with doors we sometimes use for breaching and room clearing.
Sounds like a cool guy.

It's odd to me that all the big cable packages were ever considered to be staple Americana. I worked for a marketing company fresh out of college that had decades of historical neilson data and the percentage of the US population that had the big cable deals was and is tiny. I don't think more than 5% of the population had the premium movie channels at the height of HBO/Showtime/Cinemax subscription and these days its back down under 2%. Realistically, most Americans just watch network TV that has been around forever.

They're not considered Americana because there's nothing really memorable or nostalgic about them.

Americans don't consider it so, but I find many others think it is or was. I have a colleague from France who is convinced all Americans had hundreds of channels on TV since the 80s and we are simply too embarrassed to admit this.

TBF there's a difference between having a lot of channels and what you actually watch.

We used to have the basic cable package and it came with like 800 channels...most of them different time zone channels and 5 or 6 flavors of the same channel.

user-kun, I'll add you to my unlimited 4G data plan if you send nudes and let me live with you

I'm 19 and live with my dad.
In Baltimore county nonetheless.

Something to keep in mind is that these companies want you to have another service because it makes delivering the service more economical. With phone service, your provider collects extra fees & taxes for landline service. With TV they have a high-margin service to make money. It also depends, are the providers offering cable, fiber, or copper delivery? It makes a difference in terms of how flexible they'll be. Since I saw you mention Verizon, don't be surprised that they want you to have phone service, they can't survive without the government teat.

TL;DR if you can get a good price on internet service+phone just take the landline and buy a cheap corded phone for emergencies, which will come in handy in niggerville.

3-way?
Is he cute?

I'm also a guy.

Double the dick then. Whaddya say?

>live in Sup Forums's laughing stock
>uncapped 100/100 with 5 IPs for $15/month

Shop around for prices of the internet you want. Then shop the special contract deals with that speed. Usually you will find one that is the same price as the internet you want by itself. Talk to the sales guy for a while until they start offering extras. You can get the installation fee waived, among other things, making it cheaper than internet alone. When the contract's up cancel everything but the internet. Easy.

>more to Sup Forums's laughing stock
>uncapped 100/100 with 5 IPs for free
>also women throw themselves at me because im diverse
Inshallah

You have:
>cable
>dsl
>satellite
>cell data
>radio link internet
>fiber
>ISDN
to choose from you entitled soygoy.