So it says here that you don't have a Facebook, care to explain?

>so it says here that you don't have a Facebook, care to explain?

Real problem.

My FB is full of my nudes, so Zuckerberg senpai can save my anus from revenge porn.

“I’ve never made one. Same goes for Instagram and Twitter.”

I didnt even got a photo on my CV although it is customary in my country.
Nobody cares and stop pretending people do.

> i don't want a billion dollar company to monetize my private life.

If any place seriously asked me this, I would thank the interviewer for his time, explain I am probably not a good fit, and leave.

I've had 3 jobs in software development. My last interview was around a year and a half ago. None of them asked me a question as asinine as that.

No competent person would give two shits if you do or don't use a website.

It's a waste of time that serves no purpose.

Do you really think I want some Superkike to monetize my memes? Fuck off retard!

jokes aside i don't have a linkedin

do I have to make one if I want to get an IRL job?

>WHAT? How do you keep in touch with your friends?

>make a LinkedIn account
>"Unemployed at Unemployed"
>absolutely no information listed
I think this will actually scare employers away desu

I have a magical device that calls itself 'phone'. Also emails are a thing aswell.

"Thank you for your time, I think it's clear that you are not what I'm looking for in an employer at this current time, goodbye."

I don't really need nor want to do that in my personal life, will my job require me to maintain a facebook page for the company?

I don't and I have no friends.
Fuck you assholes

we meet in person.

yes, you applied for the "software developer but mostly social media management" position

I don't need social media to interact with imaginary beings.

>he never made separate accounts for his tulpas

>of course, Chief Ching-Chong
>I keep the public and private parts of my life separated, as I feel is the most professional thing to do
>yeah, I know, I may sometimes be a rather boring person, haha

um yes I do, check out this fake facebook account I made where it says I listen to classical music and have absolutely no opinions whatsoever

Faceberg is an Amerifat datamining megacorp and I don't want my data mined for their profit

>I keep the public and private parts of my life separated, as I feel is the most professional thing to do

You have a private life? I'm sorry, user, but we are looking for team players willing to dedicate every second of their waking life to working here. I don't think you'll be a good fit.

Because I'm not a teenager or a mom
I have a LinkedIn like a grown up

Good luck getting the job with that response

Oh well, NEETbux it is!

You failed the interview. Next!

"Facebook is full of distractions that would keep me from working my hardest! You can certainly find me on LinkedIn for my professional profile."

"it says there that i dont have a facebook because i dont have a facebook, thats the explanation"

Why did you even invite me to the interview if you are not going to give me the job anyways ?

>Go to an interview
>Ask if I have a Facebook
>Explain that Facebook uses non-free JavaScript
>Don't get the job
>tfw the botnet wants me to be NEET

The botnet fears the autist

>Not going to work for a company that asks shit like this
It's called WIN.

>have Facebook
>log on once a year to check on what old acquaintances from college are doing, and to see how many have died
>Facebook's three guesses for where I went to high school are in the UK, Germany, and Tonga
>I've never been to any of those countries
Who the fuck is in charge of their datamining?

interviewers want to see how you react to certain situations
if you sperg out when asked about having facebook, that's a red flag

Do you know what sperg out means?

Sure but and (Without the sarcastic tone) are reasonable answers.

Why do they know this?

Can't wait until the Great Reset happens. All the HR and other gatekeepers will be hanged

Sounds more like elitist garble than legit reasons to not be hired.

>If you have a problem, maybe you have just don't like people on the autism spectrum I'll speak to my lawyer and sue you on grounds of discrimination against those with disabilities.

Through various messenger services. There's no reason to have a Facebook account to only use it as such – after all, they purchased WhatsApp for that reason.

For the same reason I have two fake LinkedIn profiles for stalking purposes that I created for a cleaning lady and a trashman. Literally never got any unsolicited mails.

If you extrapolate from a tiny data set, you will always end up with wildly inaccurate conclusions.

excuse me sir, why my boss asian?

Is this a real problem for getting hired? I have no online presence except for LinkedIn. Will it look suspicious? I'm thinking about making a website portfolio so at least I have something when they search my name

damn that escalated quickly

I was blocked from Facebook messenger recently. I feel it has to do with putting down Zuckerberg... really do not say anything controversial because Zuckerberg's interest in A.I. for his agenda.

Oh yes, I don't need it, I communicate with my friends using Line and sometimes LinkedIn.

>tfw only have
>Skype
>Steam
>Discord
>Twitch/Curse
>Evolve
>Tunngle
>EmailS
>Telegram
>Whatsapp
>Telephone
>Messenger
>Pidgin
HOW will I ever keep in touch with people without Facebook?

"Most of my friends don't use it either."
What will he say?

>friends

Say "Nope." and go back home.

My username was taken :^)

OMG! no having opinions is what fascists do!
Besides, classical music is a form of oppression and white privilege!
We only hire "good allies" here...

BERGED

>it says here your dick is under 6", care to explain?

>care to explain?

no

My mommy fed me soy as a boy

I read the circle and it really made me do the think emoji and I deleted my facebooks

I got raped by a facebook user several times.