Just admit it already, Sup Forums, you use her

Just admit it already, Sup Forums, you use her

I got her to tell me jokes, sing me and tell me stories in one afternoon and never used her again afterwards.

I use her to listen for songs I don't know the name

Why even use Cortana when Siri exists?

No i don't.

LTSB a best

when are intelligent assistants actually going to become good

>literally ghosting best girl
Why user?

> try to use it to find a stray file on my computer
> it does a web search and fails

begone, strumpet

nope, disabled through the registry day 1

>when are intelligent assistants actually going to become god*

>I updated my windows 10 3 days ago
>cortana pops up like always
>disable like always and continue as normal
>just then phone alert tone
>a notification showed up on my android phone telling me I should install cortana for convenience
>never gave windows my phone number and PC has no bluetooth
it found the phone through the wifi router

fuck that creepy bitch

That's fucked up

I just disabled it from registry

>you use her
She's amusing, but that's about it. As long as she refuses to use my apps of choice I won't be relying on her for anything other than setting up an alarm.

>start install at 9pm
>3am: HI I'M CORTANA!

I don't even use w10.

I did use her for a bit, I did find it nice that I could tell her to pause my music or launch a program without me needing to use a mouse, but then again I can just as easily not be that lazy.

I don't have a mic.
The little shit just consume ram.

not even available in my 3rd world country

i prefer bonzi buddy

This
Hi IM CORTANA IM GONNA HELP YOU!
blasted full volume all over the house.
They though I was watching self-handjob porn.

I'm not into tinfoil hats, but even my normie self was smart enough not to fall for the "we'll track your voice, typing, and searches for improvement" meme