What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

Also she'll use her spooky effector to blast the makeup off rosties from 300feet and lift their skirts and email the pics to my phone

>tfw no android gf(male)

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

Transfer my consciousness into her and spread my legs inside a cubicle of a male public restroom.

f*ck her

>write a list of all the things I will do with my android gf
>buy android gf
>get bored halfway through the list
>throw her in the trash
>return to Sup Forums and anime

>tfw no astolfo gf

Until the SJWs get her rights and she dumps you for android chad.

Program her to hate me but also be completely submissive and dependant
She must feel disgusted by the sole mention of sex and dislike the act even more, she will literally end up in tears everytime I force her to make it
I would add her programs to escape our house that also allow me to catch her at the very end of the plan and then put her back into her cage to fuck her against a wall
I would make her see romantic movies so she deeply learns the concept love and then force her to look me in the eyes and tell me that Im the ideal man she was always looking for

Literally a sparring partner, thats it.

What the fuck

>open wardrobe
>get her out
>turn her out literally and figuratively
>fuck her
>clean
>turn her off
>put her in wardrobe
>return to Sup Forums

I'll command her to go to public place and commit suicide in front of children.

Put me in the screencap

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>btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

That's not how this works.... that's not how any of this works

Kek

I'm married, fags.

Are u mee?

hmmmm

nice

The ideal Android gf, bar none.

This whole board is full of autistic mental cases, what the fuck did I just read? Neck yourself.

She will dump you for your nas server, loser.

Install Doom