What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

f*ck her

****

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Dead eyes and a mind alive with suffering, for that is all dead eyes are symptomatic of, I walk your streets and watch the vermin. The human sludge that feeds off its own shit and piss. Grand ideals and high-minded philosophy rattling around vacuous heads, heads desperate to find meaning where there is none to be found. You toil in vain. You love not what you create but what you destroy. In this life you will be ground to dust, crushed by the weight of your own sins. Satan’s throne is cold with malice. His trident is red with the blood of righteousness. There will be no mercy for you.

Spend 10 minutes fucking it then dump it in a closet until I'm horny again

>that bellybutton vagina

delet every post except the OP and start over imo

>feeds off its own shit and piss.
wtf i dont eat poop

I'll spam the same shit thread on Sup Forums all day

uhh about that user

It would be closer to 3 minutes for me, And I guess I would like some virtual affection too. Cuddling in the bed and that kind of things.

doesn't seem to stop you

What will you do when you get arrested for molesting your underage android gf, Sup Forums?

shes 500 years old officer

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

Dude, we are so fucking far from robots being able to do any of that. Even getting robots to do laundry is a really fucking hard and unsolved problem.

Frankly, I'd just settle for cook and clean. Doing that is nigh impossible. Fuck talking, fuck pair programming, fuck even having a human form. Just cook and clean.

>try programming with robot gf
>fully implements and mathematically verifies the correctness of the program in her mind in 0.0000234 seconds
>starts typing it into the machine at 430 WPM
>start typing myself
>she grabs my arm
>"user, over the last couple days I have created a 99.79% accurate model of your consciousness in my mind, and I believe you are about to make an error"
>fuck it, start typing anyway
>"user, stop. if you keep typing, I will be forced to create 10000 simulations of this exact moment, and torture each of version of you in the simulations for a thousand years that decides to keep typing"
>"user, are you sure you are real?"
sounds fun desu

>500 years old
But your reception and her os say she's 2.

I wonder if underage-looking sexbots will be legal. They are just sexbots, so you could just claim you have a short girl fetish.

>btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally

I was on board up until this point, but this really makes your prediction unrealistic

Cook, clean, fuck, doens't need to talk.

>android gf
I want android daughter.

post more of this qt please and give me the sauce

I wish I could nut sooner usually takes me 30-50 minutes it isn't a bad thing though.

Hmm, probably give her glowing red eyes and sharp retractable claws (It's my fetish)

Then go live in the mountains and hunt with her/kill anyone who comes into our territory.

You don't deserve her

Just 1 more pic plz share

They are using a base 250.

I have mine sit in lap while I comb her hair.

Since you're polite. Sure.

I'll have mine sit in my lap while I comb her hair.

I'm with you on all but plug her into PCI just for some framee (rude!) and letting people ride her in torpedo mode.

Fuck off, go outside for once. I've had it with this shitty board. I really try to spread positivity and help other anons, but it's fucking degenerates like you that shit up everything. I just can't stand having to hide another fucking thread, because you think it's funny roleplaying as/being a faillure that needs a mommy robot. You are subhuman trash. I'm unironically leaving this site for good, or I'm gonna have to kill myself. a
>NOBODY CARES REEEEE
At least this here isn't some fucking pasta that gets spammend every single day. Kill yourself.

WEW
Good riddance.

What is: if a 13 year old wrote 'I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream', Alex.

This

The number of retarded threads on Sup Forums is quite high lately

2 in base 250 is still 2.