This smug motherfucker shows up on your latest project's Github repo and decides to review your code

This smug motherfucker shows up on your latest project's Github repo and decides to review your code.
How fucked are you?

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>>parsting html with regexes
>what the fuck were you thinking bro

? ive heard bill gates is quite a nice guy so im sure he'd have lots of good things to say

nill gates doesn't know programming

>teleports behind Linus
>hold up code of conduct
>heh....nothing personnel...kid

I use Alman style. I'd be dead I think.

I'd tell him to keep making consumerism videos on YouTube and stop pretending to know anything about programming.
I saw your video where you teach yourself scratch with your kid. Lmao

>gates doesn't know programming

>do a pull or take a hike skippy
talk is cheap

That's actually true. Throughout his life he's been stealing others' code.

>this is what Sup Forums considers humor

Oh, yeah! I am from Sup Forums, how'd you know?
We, on Sup Forums, consider Sup Forums as troll board. We on purpose spam this shithole with consumer threads and stupid questions.

You have to go back.

A solid 9/10
-1 for using C++

Bill Gates, or everyone in Apple including Steve Jobs?

A solid 10/10 for using c#

It would be a mixture of praise for clever hacks and a profanity-filled tirade that would include insults I've never heard before.

You're thinking of Richard Stallman

I'd be honored. Linus knows his shit.

wrote:
>
> actually a lot of work and testing has been done. A regression was
> found, the fix is in testing and it should land soon, but its not the
> regression you are having issues with.


Stop gthis f*cking idiocy already!

As far as the kernel is concerned, a regressions is THE KERNEL NOT
GIVING THE SAME END RESULT WITH THE SAME USER SPACE.

The regression was in the kernel. You trying to shift the regressions
somewhere else is bogus SHIT.

And seriously, it's the kind of garbage that makes me think your
opinion and your code cannot be relied on.

If you are not willing to admit that your commit 651e28c5537a
("apparmor: add base infastructure for socket mediation") caused a
regression, then honestly, I don't want to get commits from you.

It's that simple.

I'm *very* unhappy with the security layer as is, the last thing I
want to see is some security layer developer that then goes on to try
to re-define was regression means.

If you break existing user space setups THAT IS A REGRESSION.

It's not ok to say "but we'll fix the user space setup".

Really. NOT OK.

I think I will have to revert that garbage, for the simple reason that
I refuse to have code in the kernel from maintainers that cannot even
understand the first rule of kernel development.

The first rule is:

- we don't cause regressions

and the corollary is that when regressions *do* occur, we admit to
them and fix them, instead of blaming user space.

The fact that you have apparently been denying the regression now for
three weeks means that I will revert, and I will stop pulling apparmor
requests until the people involved understand how kernel development
is done.

Linus

>Linus

Mauro, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

It's a bug alright - in the kernel. How long have you been a
maintainer? And you *still* haven't learnt the first rule of kernel
maintenance?

If a change results in user programs breaking, it's a bug in the
kernel. We never EVER blame the user programs. How hard can this be to
understand?

To make matters worse, commit f0ed2ce840b3 is clearly total and utter
CRAP even if it didn't break applications. ENOENT is not a valid error
return from an ioctl. Never has been, never will be. ENOENT means "No
such file and directory", and is for path operations. ioctl's are done
on files that have already been opened, there's no way in hell that
ENOENT would ever be valid.

> So, on a first glance, this doesn't sound like a regression,
> but, instead, it looks tha pulseaudio/tumbleweed has some serious
> bugs and/or regressions.

Shut up, Mauro. And I don't _ever_ want to hear that kind of obvious
garbage and idiocy from a kernel maintainer again. Seriously.

I'd wait for Rafael's patch to go through you, but I have another
error report in my mailbox of all KDE media applications being broken
by v3.8-rc1, and I bet it's the same kernel bug. And you've shown
yourself to not be competent in this issue, so I'll apply it directly
and immediately myself.

WE DO NOT BREAK USERSPACE!

Seriously. How hard is this rule to understand? We particularly don't
break user space with TOTAL CRAP. I'm angry, because your whole email
was so _horribly_ wrong, and the patch that broke things was so
obviously crap. The whole patch is incredibly broken shit. It adds an
insane error code (ENOENT), and then because it's so insane, it adds a
few places to fix it up ("ret == -ENOENT ? -EINVAL : ret").

The fact that you then try to make *excuses* for breaking user space,
and blaming some external program that *used* to work, is just
shameful. It's not how we work.

Fix your f*cking "compliance tool", because it is obviously broken.
...

Linus

that nigga is not smart enough to judge the kind of problems I use to solve.

> the kind of problems I use to solve.
You're not even smart enough to write properly, you stupid indian.

you are not sarth enough to judge my writing.

stfu burger, your only skill is to barely talk english and thats because you born in USA.

I'm not a burger though, just not a stupid third-worlder.

lamer.

> just not a stupid third-worlder.
if you are not Japanese, Russian, French or even German, you are as stupid or even more stupid than an average third-world person to me.

Too good I'm one of those you listed.

You're pulling the wrong strings, Gates made fucking basic for the Altair 8800

>Wow functional programming is absolutely beautiful... what does it do?

prove it.

This "users are idiots, and are confused by functionality" mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it. I don't use Gnome, because in striving to be simple, it has long since reached the point where it simply doesn't do what I need it to do.

Please, just tell people to use KDE.

>It's impressive that you got this far building on a foundation of sand, but don't you think it's about time that you tear it down and start over?
Y-yeah. Kinda.

>Russian
>French
>writing denonyms with caps
French and ruskies? They're not a good example of intelligence, imo. And I bet my ass that you're a frenchie or ruskie and you're not willing to admit it, your country sucks.

>They're not a good example of intelligence
>I have never read a CS paper

RMS wrote GCC, world's most successful C compiler.
That's Paul Allen, not Bill Gates. No one knows about Paul because he was not a marketer/PR guy like Bill Gates. And there are no further evidence that he knew/did any programming beyond basic undergrad level programming.

quora.com/Was-Bill-Gates-a-great-coder

Note how none of them would disagree with me, and the majority of the answer also say that the little knowledge he had is no longer relevant today. BASIC is DEAD.

...

Tell him to fuck off because he's a race mixer and his youtube channel sucks.

I don't host my code on Github because it does not respect my freedoms.

Probably pretty fucked, depending on his python levels. I'm pretty noob at it, but at least I don't get any pep8 complaints.

>That's Paul Allen, not Bill Gates.
they made it together

The only work this smug motherfucker did for the past 10 years is just to merge accepted PRs to master

>they made it together
Gates didn't make more than 100 LoC. Stop spewing shit you don't have any idea about.

Does anyone else feel like his name is an anagram?

>Stop spewing shit you don't have any idea about
You were there?

I'd be honored even if he rips my asshole wide open.

>writing denonyms with caps
That's actually how it's spelled though. It's not "french", it's "French". Maybe you should read a book once in a while.
Tbh, I'm not sure about "ruskie" because that's not an official denonym. So I would write it in lower case, just like "burger" in reference to Americans

I'm ok, he doesn't know Agda.

>Linus
>using github
kids these days

lul
>If you break existing user space setups THAT IS A REGRESSION.
He is right.

what have you done in agda? proved x + y = y + x? lol

No, I haven't had the chance to use C on my projects.

he will be impressed and offer his asshole for me to use as a cum hole.

I've got completely tested, covered, and CI'd repo, bitch

kek

Gates was one of the greatest programmers to walk the earth you fucking linux faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=qHGTs1NSB1s

joke's on him :^)

this one so fucking much

What repo? Link?

what a bunch of nerds and nu-males jeez. Linus is literal alpha god among them

need this posted more regularly when fa/g/g/ots on here start distribution wars

>it was a, ASCII penis all along

>But user, where is your code?

fucking mauro

*demonym

Show repo and commits

Bitch lasagna

If Linux came to my company and looked at the codebase I have to work on he would show up the next day with a sledgehammer and destroy every computer in the entire company

>he is still coding all these years while billyg is dropping madcash on plebs
is he insane?

Can you explain the point of c#

He’s not wrong, though.

i don't think anyone was disputing that user

Not yet.

how long until Linus comes out and admits that open source was a mistake?

>issue #1488
>user why do code has slave-master all over it and why did you use him over 'them'?
>Closed

Incredible.

...

what is happening in this picture?

Bill Gates's buddy Paul Allen was good at computer and his dad was a lawyer. But Bill takes cred for being a 14 yr old computer and business genius.

Wow you are so special I wanna fuck your ass

What a beautiful finnish man. I'd leave my wife for him

He should be looking at systemd instead

not as badly as if this guy were reviewing it

He would probably resign and kill himself after discovering how shit of a programmer he has evolved into.

There was a whole movie about steve and bill stealing some supa cool tech and bill stole it first and steve winged about it like the bitch he was.

>How long have you been a maintainer? And you *still* haven't learnt the first rule of kernel maintenance?
Holy fuck Mauro BTFO

I'll publicly post a letter saying that my account was hacked and someone was making commits with shitty code.

Nah, you got it backwards. Steve stole it first. That's why when he accused Bill of stealing it from him, his reply was "u wot m8?"

You are thinking of Steve Jobs.

That's what happen when you try to unglue one inlel CPU PCB from another.

I'd be honored to be shit talked by this man

Not at all, I write compilers and he still has to finnish (haha get it) his own.

>reviews code
>shits all over it
>screams at people until they cry
>we address everything and it becomes pristine non-autistic shit
People are too afraid of criticism

I'm currently working on a project in Common Lisp, so I think very much fucked.

He can't review anything if there's nothing in the first place.

Mauro has always been a fagott, good think he necked himself after the recession

How does Torvalds not pop a clog when he's always going 200% mad like this?