My dad said I can get one thing I want/need for christmas, what do you guys recommend?

My dad said I can get one thing I want/need for christmas, what do you guys recommend?

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a girlfriend

get a MacBook

tell your dad your thankful, be glad that you have parents that love you

stop browsing Sup Forums

a rope

a life

too bad, already got a bf

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Oh look, it's free. Get your shit together.

dual socket Epyc desktop

Get a macbook, get pozzed. Be the ultimate Apple user.

All I want for Christmas is the year of Linux on the desktop

A job.

A Corvette Z06.

Get the most tricked out ThinkPad possible.

I personally like candy

1993 toyota mr2 turbo with the beams 3s-gte swap

A nice bike

hookers and blow.

Focus on getting something with a good screen so that you don't want to gouge your eyes out. These days I'd even sacrifice on specs just to get a machine I enjoy looking into.

a car battery and some jumper cables

His head.

get a shotgun and blow your head off

Sup Forums pass

A sega saturn.
Trust me, i'm santa!

Dell Inspiron 15 Gaming 7000

IBM MODEL M keyboard

A richer family so you can buy everything you like

W701ds is a piece of shit tho

Tell him you don't need anything material but you need him to pay more attention to you and give you some love, otherwise you'll turn gay and he'll need to buy you any shit by Applel.

>have parents that love you
>wants to give you a mac

Pick one.

>not Model F
user...

Dragon dildo.

Programming socks.

A yacht or a private jet.

kek

This

It's the best laptop money can buy, and you will get a life

Chromebook Pro

1 TB 15in Surface Book 2

A property then you can rent it. You now have a stable income.
Just to make sure you don't rent it to black since they rarely pay their rental.

A sonicare toothbrush.

LONDON
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D
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1999 AMG C43.

Segata Santa-shiro!

a new dad

A loli slave

A life

> slave
Please don't hurt loli.

A dragon*

...

A reason to live.

this

A dragon dildo with suction bottom and cum tube with piss flavoured lube

Pence-user is right. This.

it only hurts when she doesn't relax.

Fucking ugly.

...

tell him you don't want anything besides another year with him

Mid-2015 MacBook Pro
2016 and up requires expensive dongles. Don't fall for it.

Isn't a 3rd party dongle around $30?

Ask him if he could take some annual leave next year so that you two could spend a holiday together.

What the fuck are you talking about? You don't have vacation days in America?

or you know he's just gay
hence the macbook

b& until you're 18

A fucking job you millenial

An IQ

>dad
>not calling him your mother's husband/partner
>christmas
underage GTFO

can you guys recommend me a good laptop for college (

definitely not a macbook you dumbass lmao

yikes

So instead of being a piece of shit and making a new laptop thread, anyone here have an XPS 13 ? Which year / model and how do you like it?

I want to upgrade from my first gen core M zenbook.

6 MILLIONS CANS OF COKE

best answer. this cannot be topped. don't forget the STI/D test kit and ur good to go.

Get some logitech z506 speakers in the hope that the subwoofer fucks up internally and shocks you to death through the component input like mine seem to want to do.

hello ghost man

tesla roadster

Thinkpad x60 librebooted, and a model m ibm keyboard.

You can't die from that, dumbfuck. Car batteries are usually 12V (nominal, probably around 16V max though).

If I buy a MAC I'll get a life? How true is this

fpbp, unironically.
ask him to get you a hooker if you cannot into gf

Can you get unlimited wishes?
>checkmate dad

kek

>If I buy a MAC I'll get a life?
No, but if you ever evolve to the point you can distinguish the difference between MAC and a Mac, then maybe you will be on the right path.

Sorry i never owned a Mac, I'm not a soyboy so I called it a MAC

It's not about killing. It's about curing the disease.