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North American posters are fucking tragic but the state of their even more tragic generals means we have to endure them here edition

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lads, is she using coloured contact lenses or something? how are her eyes like that?

this 2bh

Woke up not long ago lads. Thinking of maybe going out on the bike for some fresh air

I was not implying that we chose to host you runts.

shut the fuck up you CUNT

*does a little dance*

>tell myself I could probably bring myself to shag a fat bird
>open up /gif/ and wank
>start saying nah I probably couldn't as I get close to cumming
>don't want at all now

hmm why is this
pls respond

Too late, I already took a beer from your fridge and took my shoes off

I'm hella comfy now

>Woke up not long ago lads

what do you do?

@63609431

ewww

TELL ME RYE
TELL ME RYE

yep, black people can't have naturally coloured eyes

I really like this thread.

go sonichu! go out and zap to the extreme!

didn't know you could read desu

but I thought black people were ""coloured""

these posts are terrible. fuck off to Sup Forums

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this was posted in the last thread

what's this a reference to

i know the line but i can't remember it and it's pissing me off, and google isn't helping.

Unemployed and finished uni earlier this month 2bh

/brit/ is just sfw Sup Forums

i will! thank you, father!

lol cuck

there is no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlift

literally have no idea why anyone likes ellen degenerate, boring and unfunny

I was going to inform you of your autism but someone took that title

>pedo
FOY

>that last picture with the guy sitting on the maid (underneath Link from The Legend of Zelda riding on a monkey)
Hot.

You lot get red when you're embarrassed, red when you sweat, blue when you're out of breath, pale when you're sick, red when you're sunburned.

Yet you have the gall to call me coloured?

Was he a good Prime Minister?

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the best

poptato famine

>talking a bit dirty with a girl last night
>kinda ask to see her arse but she says "I have a boyfriend gosh"
>the dirty talk still continues, she's telling me she has nipple piercings and loves giving head etc
>eventually go to bed
>...
>earlier today she messages me again, tells me to come and buy a coffee from the cafe she works at because she's bored

Not sure what she's up to

freeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm

*walks into thread*
aaah, yanks aren't too bad, lads. They're pretty funny on occasion in fact
*sees *

>green party
could not care any less.

I hear it's illegal to order a Snakebite in the UK

What about in Eire?

>special services

lewd

what makes a human faster than another? why is bolt the fastest person ever?

because he's black

fuck off normie twat

No it isn't

sanic jeans

don't worry, the debt collectors aren't allowed to cuss you out or grass to your boss!

i'm faster desu

nigger

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never been to a pub in my life

milking male attention like most women do

hilarious that sad boys like you and her boyfriend still lavish her with attention though

i order turbo diesels at the bar

you give women too much credit

Not even with mummy and daddy?

>not drinking dark and stormies exclusively on nights out

WANNA MOTORBOAT DEM TITTIES

What's a fridge doing on the beach?

slave shit

rasheed

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Fat birds are disgusting and an evolutionary dead end and your instincts came in to save the day

>he's not man enough to order a martini

watching a gangbang and i can name most of the males off the top of my head: erik everhard, kriss strokes, james deen, scott nails and 2 black lads i don't recognise

>mfw an Ameridildo gives me a (you)

vermouth is horrid

BLUBLBLBBLBLBLBLBLUBBLBULBUBLBUBLULBLB

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>She broke her ankle in 3 places, dislocated her foot, and tore a bunch of ligaments in her foot which ended up requiring surgery. After she was cleared to return to work, her dickhead employer told her that her position had been filled and she had no job anymore.

>being this free

Vermouth isn't for horrid people. Especially canadians

I know you're trying to get (You)s out of the Americans, but it's not working, Mick

fuck off tootposter

most humans do not possess a unified mind-body consciousness and thus live their lives in a state of hypnotic "waking sleep",

Order a 4:1 with a twist

pls

setting up my base camp between dem titties.

genetics
leverages
muscle and bone size, attachments, insertions, density, fast/slow twitch
training
injury history
steroids
technique

remember me?

hahah holy shit

that is so fucking sad, not sure why yankees defend this shit

>most humans do not possess a unified mind-body consciousness and thus live their lives in a state of hypnotic "waking sleep",

Just shaved my bum

I don't always respond to her and in most cases, I'll wait for her to initiate the conversation first. But yeah, I'm such a "sad boy" that "lavishes her with attention".

I'm not normie, I'm some kind of weird mix

especially you

Proofs

Electric shave or manual safety razor?

no

No.

He has no positive legacy whatsoever. His only legacies are in long-term problems, low voter turnout and the death of the Labour party*

*Note: May actually be a positive. Any party that would put him in power needs to be sealed away for it's own good.

want to go to prague

there are many people i've met that i wonder if they have any thoughts at all. it's like they're completely out of it all the time

they are usually the ones who are pretty medicated with prescription drugs