Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and Engrish. Take it easy!

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Real life cute tomokos.

>tfw I went to tobita shinchi as a black guy last month during peak hours

Meh

no reply
online dating sucks
In Germany when I talk to girls they are much cooler and understand I'm a beta

For muh dick reasons Jamal?

宇宙人?

ヤバいかわいい

That's because German girls are whores who would fuck ANY foreigner

No just to see it at first but I was surprised that over half the ladies called out for me

I was told that I would only get like maybe 10%

古代侍

Stop lying Jamal. Japanese women are disgusted by apes

lel I saw a 2m black guy earlier today

fart

Please do not fart in the Japanese thread.

If you have to do that, go to /fr/ where no one will notice the smell.

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Black in Korea. Damn does Korea have Gibs me dats? Is it easy for a black man to start a rapping career there?

You should probably contact authroities. Could be a rapist

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Did you ban Burkini in your cunt?

おちゅでちゅ
これは、かわいい!!
twitter.com/tersachan/status/766171397865353
発売後4カ月5位以内をキープしている
billboard.com/charts/world-albums
グラミーが目をつけても当然というのがすごい
なんか雰囲気あるな
お前のよwaifuもヤンデレか

how bad is the average japanese person's handwriting

>are thou
>doth I

None of developed countries can ban freedom of wearing anything (except naked)

>ヤンデレ
no thx

Fuck off liberal and get trucked

I'm sorry for being German
What my ancestors did was horrible and I can understand that many people hate us

綾波は闇が深い
アコくらいにしておけ
なんかJaponismの200年を要約している

so many Japanese and Chinese restaurants. It looks like I will eat alone again
what should I eat? there's a korean fried chicken place but I donNt want people to think I'm American

質問あるけど、聞き取りの腕を上げたければどうすればいい?日本人と話すの以外おすすめあるか?

ニコ生を見る、落語を聞く
どっちもおすすめ
とくに落語は同じ話を繰り返して聞いたりできるからいいと思うよ

Not to be a rude twat,but they look like aliens with that haircut.

だって綾波の笑顔なら可愛いね、いいだろ

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every japanophile aspires to one day join the yakuza. why don't japanese respect the yakuza equally?

Fuck, why do we love Japan so much?

neanderthalensis koreaboo
In Korea , there is no true Japanese food
no subでアニメを聴取れるか?
そういや「笑顔」という回があったな

忍者 spotted

ありがとう!

ヤクザの90%は在日外国人
日本人はめったに入場を許されない.

In Dokdo there is no true Japanese territory

>go to the japanese stand at the food court
>ask if they have ramen
>they say yes
>correct them and say "you can't have ramen because it's chinese no japanese"

>Do the same with sushi, but say it's korean

I wish I was as cool as you

>every japanophile aspires to one day join the yakuza.
I don't think that every japanophile aspires to join a crime organization.

In time, frog. In time.

You're just saying that because you're a girl and jaelous you can't join huh

impressive koreans reach these heights in japanese society. an example to us all
yes a few want to be samurai or ninja too

このスレどうなってんの?日本人はどこだよ出てこいや日本語話そうぜ

This is my thread now, I defeated them in the Thai-Jap war of 2016.

This. I want to score qt and get great job opportunities while being ablt to visit cool temples and 祭り once in a while.
Not joining a shady and soon to be outdated crime organization.

お前なんなんだよいっつも
暇すぎだろ
他にやることないのかよ

>the japanese stand at the food court
Truly the true pinnacle of Japanese culture lmao

ポッドキャストで好きな英語の番組を聴きまくる
グレイデッドリーダーで自分のレベルにあった本を読みまくる
Youtubeで英語の動画を見まくる
↑今これらのことをやって英語学習してるんだけどなんか足りないことある?
いまいち語彙の意味が身についてない気がするんだが、自然に身についていくと思うか?

じゃあ、質問
自分や自分の国を負かした対戦相手を応援する文化って日本だけ?
余所の国はその対戦相手を他の国が代わり倒すことを望んでる傾向が強いとおもった

I would just be fine going to a 祭り once.

>TELL ME ABOUT THAILAND
>WHY DOES HE HATE THE JAPS

夜になれば日本人増えるよ

I fucked it up
I think the messsage was too long
Fuck this, I'm going to eat gimbap in my room alone today

>ヤクザの90%は在日外国人
そんなにいないよw
せいぜい3割くらいだ
あとは日本人

>no subでアニメを聴取れるか?
まあ、大抵アニメを観る時はストリーミングのサイトを使用するんだけど、大半のサイトはビデオに英語の字幕がついてる。字幕見えるから聞き取りにくいだね。でもアニメをダウンロードすると一回は英語字幕で見てニ回は字幕無しで見る。

俺も似たような勉強法である程度は日本語を身に着けてきたんだけど、二年間ほどAnkiっていうソフトを使って毎日10個くらい言葉覚えてた。Ankiじゃなくてもいいけど、なにか似たような事をしないと効率的に語彙を増やすのは結構難しいと思う。

三割のソースはあの元公安の人が昔言った事だけ
今の実態はそんなものでないだろう

在日朝鮮人と部落で9割というのが本当
まゆゆが言うように、親日とヤクザは関係ない
在日と部落が商売のためにはているのが「街宣右翼」
連中が日本を貶めるためにしているのが「ネトウヨ」
今、電車の中
スレは見ているよ
昼間のニートタイムはロクなのがいない
今季はre:ゼロくらいかな
お勧めは
もっとも
最近はこの美推しだけど

You're mistaking hate to Japs with being tsun to Japs.

まぁそうだろうけど自分の国を負かした国を応援するのは一番利益のある選択ならそうするだろう普通

成程、ペラペラのようになる為にネイティブな原作を読むと聞くのは必要と思う。
段々自然的になる。

俺は字幕があるJブログをと時々にnhkを観る。

wait for a reply until tomorrow or send another message?
it can't get any worse than no reply

Incorrect. My hatred for the filthy jap race knows no bounds.

>Look up gimbap recipe
>Obvious Korean chef is trying so hard to avoid calling it 'Korean sushi'
>mfw

>WHY DOES HE LIKE EASTER ISLAND
desuarchive.org/int/search/image/GtV7kvhMYul2crrdnKZQog/

早い話が今回の抗争も
部落(神戸)VS在日朝鮮人(名古屋)
と言われているわけで
一派人に迷惑をかけない範囲で殺し合ってくれ

You know a man killed innocent 19 people last month in Japan.He is yakuza.
Don't misunderstand yakuza.

How does that relate in any way to what I wrote, I really don't get your random replies most times pantsuya.

gimbap is nothing like sushi
there's a different japanese dish that's the same as gimbap but I forgot the name
who cares, it tastes good

今季、俺はニューゲームが好き

大抵フランス人が挑戦者の方本命よりが好きだ。

俺は知らなかった語彙はリストアップしてそのリストを何度も読み返してる
もちろんだんだん増えていくけど、英語を読むときと書くときに辞書無しで理解出来るようになったら消してる

I know, I just find it fun to mock. Besides, you know the general person is going to just call it 'Korean sushi' anyway.

fuck you nigger

He's dyslexic.

Well, this place is made for autists.
I'm pretty new in this general but the only thing I don't like about that guy is his need to namefag without a name (he's pretty obvious anyways). I can remember him having a name or a trip some time ago when I still frequented the DJT and occasionally took a glimpse at this thread, why did he stop?

Loser. i'm a ugly autist with a gut and it only took me a week to have sex with a korean girl when i went to seoul

>his country will be the East Chinese Isles within 10 years

why you can't just make a normal latin? it would be better firstly for yourselfs, not this anglocucked romadzi, I mean a normal latin like Eesti has, for example

Sometimes it's just obvious who you are, even if you don't care to show it.

>一番利益のある選択
彼らが優勝すれば彼らに負けた自分達の価値が上がるというような?
それは実際ある。接戦で負けた場合なら特に、俺らの代わりに優勝してこいと思う

自分が好きな種目ならそうかもしれない。知らない種目だと一回対戦したという愛着が優先される、個人的には

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It's easier to find a slut than an 18 yo girl with similar interests that wants to eat boshintang with you

Why are you such a fucking beta now? You used to be cool, I imagined us walking down the street beating up japs together

Above all if you live in a somewhat "rare" country.
The flag enforcement was one of the main reasons why I never wanted to post here until recently. And it is probably also the main reason for the retards without any Japanese knowledge and without interest in Japanese culture to post their blogs on here.

Cont from last thread

What is the best program/method for a teacher with an advanced degree to teach in japan with no Japanese?

オーストラリアなんてワーホリ先として人気だから日本人の知り合いできないとか甘えだよな
ジャパレス行けよ

That is true. The forced flags are fucking terrible and are basically usernames, which goes against everything Sup Forums is anywhere else on this site.

He is opener,Japanese aged person.
Handling many other flags in this thread

>every japanophile aspires to one day join the yakuza.
you said
So, japanophiles don't relate to Yakuza
I said
u c?
今ひとつなんだがな
まあ、ぞい子のかわいさだけか取柄
ドイツVSフランスでもか?

Actually he can't use his favorite tripname anymore. Maybe it was last years September, he suddenly got banned for no reason whenever he posted with his tripname. Since he never followed bans and just evade them every time, probably he made mods pissed off and got IP range ban for his name or something. And now, seems he found posting under Anonymous and keeping troll posting more fun. We can easily spot him though, whether it's in Japanese or in English, even when these are not multiple responses.

I know more about Japan than you fucking weeaboo kichigai
I can speak better Japanese than Korean

>there's a different japanese dish that's the same as gimbap but I forgot the name
Makizushi?

Great!
Say something in Japanese.