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>when a german talks about sparkling water

We're best just to kill them all imho

>le alex meme

I agree, my French friend.

rate
MINERALWASSER?
MIT ODER OHNE KOHLENSÄURE?

A carbonated beverage is called a fizzy drink

Natürlich mit.
>Stilles Wasser

>brit enters the thread
i agree but i dont like your attitude

The Englishman who invented it called it Impregnating Water with Fixed Air

There's nothing unusual about seltzer you fat diabetic fuck.

Really makes you think

eine mutter trinkt immer wasser mit kohlensäure von wenn sie in die schweiz gelebt hat
i find it disgusting however.

1/10
>leaving Chicago only to go to the shittiest part of Indiana

>I was in New Haven, CT.

Hey retard, New Haven, CT has hardwater. You're lucky you didn't poison yourself with your idiocy.

Never talk about my region of the country again you piece of shit

what about Maine?
Stephen King makes it sound like a good place

*meine
i never stopped there
i was going to michigan

its called pop

its SODA, you oaf

Meh. Pretty white, but pretty libcuck as well.

didnt he write a book about squids in a bunch of fog from there
t. only read a chapter or so of that book (much prefered the one about the nazi granddad)
soda>pop

I don't think you can poison yourself with hard water.

>california would be better as a republic

are they dancing?

Ich bin mit Sprudelwasser groß geworden, ich schätze, dass ich es einfach gewohnt bin und es deshalb lieber trinke.

soda is what the shitty yanks say
pop is what the good yanks and canadians say
coke is what mongoloids in once great dixie say

I lived in the woods in an area with hardwater that had such high iron levels you would get extremely sick if you drank it, so yeah you can.

>americans have to be 21 to drink

Literal sharia law

its SODA and I'll have you hung for treason

eh, i drank it a couple times when i was like 6 to see what the big deal was and it just tasted like absolute ass
aber ich vermisse mezzo mix ;_;
pop sounds like something a brit would say to me for some reason

California is a republic. What is this guy even saying? An independent republic? Sure, we'd get on fine.

Pennsylvania has a lot of german traditions as far as I know. Pretty interesting, I wouldn't have thought that stuff like this is influenced by it, too.

naturally a brit would know all about sharia law

>An independent republic? Sure, we'd get on fine
you would have literally nothing

Je veux un bf americain

quand? ;_;

The mayor of London LITERALLY set up a task force to jail thought criminals on Facebook.

youre absolutely right but please fuck off
they speak german unironically in pennsylvania. theyve been doing it for 400 years now. the amish keep it alive.

>poisoning your body with alcohol
>not drinking milk
just sad

soda down here too m8

t. Milkman

i wish mexico would annex them
people say soda in spanish?

That's simply not true and I don't feel like arguing with a memer so here is an article.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_California

>had a bit of ice cream today
>now I cant stop farting, my head hurts and my body is extremely hot

dont buy the hype

I think if you mix cola and orange flavoured fanta you'll get a similar taste.

yeah, the amish speak with a dialect though, it's different from our standard german. You can understand it but you have to focus, same with jiddisch.

Daily reminder that 9/10 US olympians drank milk as children.

>an independent california would be just fine bro
>see the economy of the current non-independent california proves it
my sides are zooming past jupiter

IVE BEEN YANKIN MESELF OFF AROUND THE CLOCK COS I HAVENT BEEN GETTIN ANY PROPER SEX WIT GERLS

Having a mad greasy wank lads

I LOVE BLACK COCKS!!!

got bad news for you
huffingtonpost.ca/2013/07/05/harvard-milk-study_n_3550063.html

>I think if you mix cola and orange flavoured fanta you'll get a similar taste.
thats what i do
fanta is somewhat rare in america tho.

Milk is LITERALLY the essence of life.

Without it, we would be dead.

I thin we'd do fine if we didn't have to pay into the fed. The biggest hurdle would be securing water rights. Probably have to build some desalinization plants but we need to do that anyway.

Francais est une langue mignonne mon petit chou

>he doesn't add sparkling water to his milk

ME TOO

oh also the amish dialect is quite similar to swiss german according to my mother (whos been to pennsylvania and heard them speak)
quite cool

I don't know about iron. I stayed in a town in Florida once that had high calcium and magnesium content in the water. It was icky but didn't make me feel sick. I guess it depends on your area.

I do live in PA, oddly enough.

yes, in the south they probably say "refresco"

>not black pussy

Get your shit together, Ivan.

>carbonating your milk

washingtonexaminer.com/america-to-hand-off-internet-in-under-two-months/article/2599521


So what does this mean exactly?

>unironically linking to huffpost
>listening to kikes trying to castrate strong males

Are women just a joke god plays on men?

>absolutely fucking obnoxious
>full of themselves
>stupid as fuck
>but absolutely fucking irresistible physically
>and the only way to reproduce

How the fuck is this fair?

harvard represents the elite, and they want to weaken the American population by making us stop drinking milk so they can rule the US without any competition

this guy gets it

...

USA will no longer control registering domains.

>listening to kikes trying to castrate strong males

What's going on in here?

I require light-hearted bants and appreciation for childish and bizarre humor to accompany my evening relaxation of an herbal nature.

Will I find these things here? I haven't been on the board in ages.

cum lol

...

...

t. r9k aspie

life is a big joke played by the demiurge lad

THERE HE IS THERE HE GOES AGAIN

>be vegan
>never drink milk
>die
really makes you think

>milking your sparkling water

When the internet bants go too far.

wew, it belongs to the Coca Cola company, so I thought you'd get it there, too. I found some weird flavors in walmart, but maybe they equip their stores different in other parts of the country.

hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/what-should-you-eat/calcium-and-milk/

>be a woman
>think not eating certain food gives you superpowers
>die

user YOU MAD MAN

fanta was invented in germany during ww2 m8
it exists but i dont see it that much here for some reason

>Finland is the best educated country in the world
>they consume the most milk per capita in Europe

Coincidence?

archpedi.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=1704826
>In light of research linking sugar-sweetened beverage consumption to obesity, the US Department of Agriculture, the American Academy of Pediatrics, and other organizations have formulated recommendations on healthy beverages. These guidelines consistently recommend limiting consumption of all calorie-containing liquids, except reduced-fat milk, of which people in most age groups are encouraged to consume 3 cups daily. This article questions the scientific rationale for promoting reduced-fat milk consumption at these levels in children and adults and reconsiders the role of cow’s milk in human nutrition.

huffingtonpost.ca/2013/07/05/harvard-milk-study_n_3550063.html
>Harvard Milk Study: It Doesn't Do A Body Good
>Ludwig argues that we should question what we've been taught about drinking that recommended three cups a day and that lower-fat milk is really no better than full-fat milk. Low-fat milk, he argues, doesn't fill you up as much and people end gaining weight by drinking more of it or reaching for that extra chocolate-chip cookie. Though he says the worst culprits, especially for children, are the sweetened varieties like chocolate milk, which of course most kids prefer.
>"The substitution of sweetened reduced-fat milk for unsweetened whole milk — which lowers saturated fat by 3 g but increases sugar by 13 g per cup — clearly undermines diet quality, especially in a population with excessive sugar consumption," says Ludwig.

Dumb article, dumb poster.

""""""""Summer"""""""""

I have vegan guilt. I eat meat regularly but always feel a little bad about it.

Oddly, my love of animals would belie the fact that I have absolutely no pity for humans. I'm a bit odd that way I guess.

I'm guessing you're a virgin.
>inb4 "I have lots of sex! I do it all the time! I love it! You're a virgin!"

probably, actually

they drink a lot of booze in contrast

>be a woman
.....
>die
the fate of all women desu

lol it's been raining all day here too

>Im guessing something
>but if you say you aren't I won't believe you anyway

I'm guessing you're a woman

the vegan guy that climbed with her (her bf I think) made it out alive
if anything she died because she was a female, not because she was a vegan

>be
>die
fate

It's the fate of all of us user.

We are only mortal.

They will live longer than us, however.

>being mortal

It's morning now, but it also rained all night, but that's good.

>Russia stripped of an olympic gold medal on tuesday
>that was earned in the 2008 olympics

holy shit what the fuck is wrong with the olympics

i just tried sparkling milk, and WOW,

that was alright tb perfectly h

>actually reading articles
waht are you, a fag?
hahaha

It's almost a corrupt as FIFA.