Masterrace thread

Who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?

Should have shook a bit more after your pee pee

I dated a girl once who would sometimes uncontrollably pee her pants

She did it usually when she was very nervous or laughing. I thought it was adorable af and was definitely not a deal breaker. She maybe peed her pants a dozen times over the 6 months we dated.

were you dating a 5 year old girl?

who /poopy bin/ master race?

>Pee myself before taking a bath once
>Felt deeply ashamed afterwards

Never again

I got a boner

...

That's hot.

Give greentext story

That's cum you're not fooling anybody

Did you make her pee herself on purpose once?

She was 20, it's funny because we met through a class we took and as soon as I told her I liked her she came out and just told me her condition and I told her we can make it work
It was fun trying to get her to laugh so hard so she would pee herself. She would go from laughing hysterically then immediately to a serious frozen face and at that point I knew she peed. Her face always turned red from embarrassment. I helped her clean it up, when she released she couldn't stop
>be me
>take gf to see a play at our university
>10 minutes in I get a tug on my arm
>what?
>it happened again
>I look over and her jeans are all wet, some piss on the floor from running down her leg
>I take her hand and we leave the theatre
>she always has a newspaper in her purse so she puts it town on the seat of my car
>I go back in and talk to an usher kind of telling her about my exs condition
>we go to her place and just watch cops on tv

I miss her now desu, thanks int, she was a sweet girl

Pissed my pants once while I was in class (this was when I was a kid)
I was entirely focusing on my dick to keep myself from pissing myself in class then the cunt teacher walked up to me and grabed me from my hair and pulled me out of my chair then threw me on the classroom's door
I couldn't focus on the pain and not pissing at the same time so I pissed myself a bit I don't think anyone noticed though

>grabed me from my hair and pulled me out of my chair

What a bitch you should have beheaded that infidel.

hot as fuck

>tfw bordering muslim turks and orthodox turks

pic related?
Why did you break up?

>pic related?
lol no thats that doctor who girl

It was a dude, I hate his guts

Yes, maybe he posted her because they look alike.

Pic not related, I post her all the time

Ex looks nothing like Jenna Coleman