In 6 hours I will be flying to Funland as a erasmus student

In 6 hours I will be flying to Funland as a erasmus student.

Am I gonna die?

Why would you die?
Finland isn't a violent shithole

>Erasmus

Have fun getting minus points if you search for a job in the future.

yes sorry. some soldiers of odin guy will rape you and then beat to death. i recommend to dye your hair to blonde, get blue contacts and bleach your face just in case

>coming to finland during the most depressing season
No, but you probably will want to kill yourself.

Yes because in 26 hours we begin an invasion of Finland.

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welcome friend hope you enjoy your time here

pls no

Yes, they'll get you drunk and toss you in a sauna for hours to die. If you don't die then, they will cut a hole in the ice and throw you in and seal it shut.

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invasion of your anus, britshka

Fucking finally.

I've been waiting for this moment ever since I finished my conscription.

>implying Germans don't like sauna almost as much as Finns do
zitto animale

They don't distinguish between Spaniards and arabs like in poland

hey vatnik, what's written on the box on the table?
also: topkek

this. i didn't waste 12 months for nothing

Why would that be friend?

hohol

Abromovich's yacht I think, but I have trouble making out the last few letters.

>will be flying to Funland

depends where?

this is awesome, thanks

lappeenranta

you might contract autism, were you vaccinated?

it's a decent city, but filled with slavs, since it's close to russian border.

I know that town, it's the one near the swamps, right?

yo mama is a decent woman, but filled with slavs

there are swamps everywhere in finland

thank you for explaining my toptier joke

Many Russian tourists.

Evil russians stealing tires

Probably you will die on the amount of pussy you are getting here.