You wake up in Italy

>You wake up in Italy

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What now

acquire a qt italian gf (by force if necessary)

ZITTO ANIMALE

kill the turtle, lower the flag, get the princess

Become Ezio

kek

GABAGOOL

time to get some revenge

That's a spicy meatball!

BAMBINO

Callate sudaca indio sinverguenza

As a male or female?

>wake up unemployed
Welp

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What's strange about that hand gesture?

barbarians can't understand gestures

>You wake up in Italy
>try to hang out with local girls
>they unilaterally say "no"
>kill myself

OH NO, THATSA UNFORTUNATE
I HATE ITALY NOOO

>You wake in Italy
>Still at momma's house
Tutt'appost go to bed