If your country were a woman, how would you describe her?

If your country were a woman, how would you describe her?

She would have lots of wool, eat grass, and quote LOTR a lot.

small but pretty
carefree and easy going
decapitated

Brown big booty crazy bitch with a bad reputation who fucks big guys

Large dyke with facial hair and a 4 inch clitoris

Your average tumblr landwhale feminist.

cold and heartless, rich, unforgiving tiny asian woman

Somewhat overweight, always angry, and wants to talk to your manager.

Slim, beautiful, and incredibly snobby. Cold towards others, and suffering from an inferiority complex due to a difficult relationship with siblings during upbringing.

gamer girl with a lot of plastic surgeries

very accurate

high class whore always in your business wont leave you alone, the maintence isnt worth the benefits I want to leave but am attached to her so much she is the best in the world but fuck is she annoying I want her to change but dammit if it she isnt better than the rest of those bitches holy shit

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country more like cuntry haha

Shy, determined, unsure, limbo of honest, easily manipulated, low self esteem, jelly, laidback, charitable, not selfish, too kind that she forgot about herself, boobs bigger on the left than right, emotional swings sometimes.

Bipolar... She's tequila, strawberries and cocaine on the good days...

that sounds like absolute shit

It is. How about yours?

manipulative, good in bed, honest and fearless, a really small brunette with huge expressive eyes and a drinking trouble.

A common street whore that has STDs

America is too dualistic to be just one woman

If i had to go into detail: Loud, faithful, manipulative, bitchy, selfish, had atleast 1 plastic surgery in her tits/ass, bipolar, friendly, likes to take care of other people, likes to cook/clean, more smart than what anyone would think

LARGE BEAN/JORGE THAT'S SHIT

woman fitness
cares more about the appearance that the essence
the important thing is to do well in the picture

Greek. I'd say Greek.

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Probably some dyke with bad tastes in fashion who really likes greasy foods.

>derrière
kek

Hahaha

happy, poor and hot

>Hungary
She's pretty but flat, drinks pálinka all the time and thinks about killing herself every day. Also has anorexia, and thinks a lot about a time when she was bigger.

dry and boring as fuck

big guys?

Slave girl with superpowers

borderline bitch obsessed with being independent strong wymyn despite being barely able to support herself and thinking everyone is plotting against her or betrayed her

>somewhat

you mean obese, loud, and in denial.

Coal burning whore that deserves to die

US > Big guy
and you know this country loves the big american cock

A crazy feminist that hates herself for being straight