/brit/

MORNIN' GEORGE edition

doing a poo

pooing a do

anti-semitism approved

work work work work work

optimal borders

Poo.

Thoughts?

stupid 2bh

WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

doing a loo

dislodging fecal matters from my anus

>half of graduates are forced to move back in with their parents
>half say their uni education and degree wasn't worth the costs
>over half are in debt to banks that is not related to their fees
>over 95% are in over £27,000 debt to the uni
>while the majority of students are employed, for most the job is unrelated to their qualification and workers are overqualified

Meanwhile the government pretends there are no problems, still claiming that university will be a guaranteed way to "set yourself up for life".

I also know that there are plenty of unicucks here, please explain to how you can still claim uni is necessary for a good job and wage.

boss say mi have to work work work work work

NEED a big booty gyal to wine pon me cock

first for BOIPUCCI lads

You couldn't make it up lol!

I never did (but many jobs require at least a bachelors to even get a look in)

I like it

why is scat humour funny to people

some people burst out laughing when someone farts and i just sit there in complete bewilderment of them

>"air passed out of his body through his asshole. LMAO."

normies are bizarre

*runs my truncheon against the corrugated iron walls of runt shed BR-1T and listens to my new stock screech in horror*

Haha I made the post below that but real question does Uganda have good BOIPUCCI

Makes your penis think.

if it doesn't stink it's funny

and if they know it will and do it on purpose, it's extremely rude

you literally have autism

stop posting

Only if you get kicks from avoiding life in jail or death by mob in return.

You're a gentleman and a scholar! Truly enlightened.

>if it doesn't stink it's funny
why is it funny?

it's not just that it's other things. like someone sees a dog taking a shit or a monkey pelting someone with it. and then they laugh

what the fuck

fuck Stefan Molyneaux is so shit

scat humour is as old as time

mozart was a big fan

Decided I'm gonna bother my bf at work.
Not really bother, but send my stream of consciousness on whatsapp to him.
More or less like brit.

>what is context

...

i'd rather have every illness known to man than think that the act of shitting or anything relating to it is some sort of grand comedy

what uganda do about it?

I am single and ready to mingle ;)

He's a fucking Canadian that's trying to set up some alt-right anarcho-capitalist political cult, what did you expect?

you fucking idiot

you're beyond recognition

in what context is it funny?

>I'd rather be miserable than happy.

About sums you up.

I didnt expect a high-viewer ship

I only just found out last night there was a Channel 5 documentary on him last year

>you fucking idiot
>you're beyond recognition
recognition of what

also you sound angry or something

>a friend goes out a buys a new rug
>he lays it out and his dog decides it's a fantastic spot for a shit

Lighten up mate.

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Very interesting.

My fellow Nordic brothers (Australians) stop arguing we have bigger matters on our hands...
How do we make Britain a boipucci country?

reported to the ADL

>he lays it out and his dog decides it's a fantastic spot for a shit

followed by

>he bitches to you about it, how much it cost and how there isn't another one with the same pattern on it and how he used a stain remover and it didn't work
>if it was huge he probably asks to borrow your trailer

yeah context is important i guess

scat humor is literally something down syndrome patients, 4 year olds and normies enjoy all alike

If you don't like it stop using it famalama. They could always use more cucks at cripplechan

>How do we make Britain a boipucci country?

Haha just bend me over and fuck me already.

>How do we make Britain a boipucci country?
the accent ruins it

>ah ah yeah guvna stick it up my chocolate chimey eh blimey wot

it's enough to make a man straight

Haha mi fellow Nordic brother what are your thoughts on boipucci followed by our prime minister

It just works.

because that 'poo' shit is ironic, it's a gimmick

how you type and how you've posted in the last few threads is legitimate fedora-tier

you're so utterly unlikeable because you speak further than you can attribute for--you're a fucking half-wit yet carry on with with the authority of someone who isnt

stop posting you blundering cunt

morning lads

Utterly depressing perspective you have here.

Have fun with that. Or don't.

if your job doesn't require you to wear a suit you are basically a child

if you don't have a job at all you are a subhuman and should be shipped off to a colony in the south sea

>how you've posted in the last few threads
but i just got here

Haha *bends you over* and slaps ur bum
"u have a very big bum deeper than mi houses chimniey"

We just need to boipuccify them :)

have you posted in the last thread

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Lads I had a dream that I put mi willy up a brits arse

need this bent finn out of business

woke up again lad :[

Bit upset lads

>having a lewd dream
>boss calls me into the office
>holding back tears a little bit, tells me her boyfriend cheated on her
>i say "how come he did that?"
>"I guess I'm just not good enough"
>"That's stupid, you'd have people queueing up to sleep with you"
>"Haha, what, including you?"
>"Yeah, I would" with a smirk on my face
>She says "So if I take my trousers down right now and bend over this desk you'd have sex with me?"
>"Well, I'm not sure I'd be able to resist"
>a smile appears on her face
>she gets up slowly, moving closer towards me
>undoes her trousers and turns around
>leans forward and puts her hands on the table, pushing her arse out
>i get hold of her trousers and begin pulling them down
>next thing i know i'm struggling to stop the loud as fuck noise coming out of my phone
>had 3 missed calls from a random mobile number
>never got to experience shagging my boss

I'm so fucking gutted, I've lusted over her for years and years and that's probably as close as I ever will get. Got half a mind to ring that cunt up and have a go at him.

>if your job doesn't require you to wear a suit you are basically a child
Roaring at this.
Fucking man-children with """bosses""".
Hahaahahhah.

bit dark out today

there is not a chance in hell I'll be reading this

I just can't envisage it happening

need this bent finn out of business

Dont even bother putting an email quote for you.

>A boy has died after being bitten by a dog in Essex, police have said.


Ahh yes, very good

a few times about caffeine dosage

i don't know who you think i am

Come to finland lad I'll shag you real good

cringing that i share this thread with people who consider themselves alt-right

>We just need to boipuccify them :)
maybe ballgags would work

How do we put the bent finn out of business?

Doing a quiet reee at the tiny flies that keep flying around my computer screen.

>My fellow Nordic brothers

just had a nap good morning again lads aha

That's right lad we Caucasian have to keep together for her majesty the queen Elizabeth

TURN ON RBC1

CAESAR HAS JUST ENTERED ITALY WITH THE THIRTEENTH LEGION

What games do you like to play on your runts?
How'd you make them shriek and squirm?

are you me?

It's not even that big mate

Please respond

madman will get stabbed
calling it now

THAILADS BEEN CAUGHT

...

>tfw rumanian
>tfw when spent 3 months in åland with the former bf when I was 16 picking strawberries for fun
>literally cycled all the time between the islands listening to my favourite music
>went to the swimming pool and saunas
>kayaked one time, was actually not bad at it, didn't tip over

Now you're 26 and never again will you be young.

fug :DD

>watching local news
>presenter says "and now time for the weather with Alex"
>nothing happens
>she says "Oh, the weather's actually with me"

melt

Made a pot of tea.

>a bent romanian talking about bent things with a finn in the british general of the international board of an anime imageboard

ah yes, the wonders of the internet age, very impressive

That's a cute

LOOK EAST?

*flicks your cock*

why hello there stranger

>Yorkshite tea

runt life.

midlands today unfortunately

How come girls get to fondle each other's breasts and stuff and that's fine but if I wanted to give my mate's ballsack a jiggle I'd be labelled as some sort of bender supreme?

MENTIONED

deleting my Sup Forums account lads

Nice 707 digits.
The change starts with you, m8ey.