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いいんだおまえらスレ建てた礼はいらない
可愛いホットドッグ
笛吹けど踊らず
-ぴっころ
You are Madao.
Marude = completely
Damena = washout
Otoko = men
いや、それ、ウインナー
Is The F being brown canon now?
こんにちはニガーどのように私は主君大きいディック午前やっています
Damena = washout
Marude = completely
You are Darude
I saw veggie in the last thread! Hello veggie! It's me kyapi kapu gyaru
明後日のドラゴンボール楽しみ
Hello Kyapi! Why did you come back to this shit pit?
i want to eat veggie's vaggie
Are you toegay driver?
Just make sure its washed first.
I will become elite memer in Japan and you cannot stop me
I just wanted some advice on how to become an English teacher in Japan. I think it's a good idea if I learn Japanese.
stop harassing her please :3
girls don't exist
please stop that
>kyapi kapu
did you sell your ass
sorry, I'm not cute swede
No, and I won't.
When it is washed, it loses value.
veggie is takahiro's lover, not yours
No, veggie and I are lovers.
Where did じゃないちゃん disappear to anyway? I took a break from this thread for a couple of months and I haven't seen him since I came back.
彼女でもてきたんじゃない
それか、コテ粘着厨にやられたか
今月の頭あたりに見たよ、busy busy って言ってた
箸が使えるようになったらしい
white girl pussy can get really dank.
jap boipucci belong to arab dick
good night veggie and nihondesus. Good luck in your life veggie, it was nice to talk to you again even just for a bit.
アラブさんはゲイなんですか
あ、よかったな。帰国とかしたと思った
drop in anytime
1ヶ月近く見なかったから俺も心配してたけど、相変わらずだったよ
嬉しかった
...
Why did previous OP changed english to engrish
Arabs love lesbian porn so much, they are gayest people on earth 2bh
>arab dick
Does your dick wear hijab?
誇りに思う
Nice relationship between coach and athlete.
小島がweed吸ってるコラの元ってひょっとしてこれなのか
小島は明らかに皮肉で言ってるんであって、大麻を肯定してないけど、こういうの欧米人には通じないんだろうな
Do many Japanese visit pornhub? I would've thought you guys had your own porn sites?
Also, how the hell does pornhub track South Korea? Pretty sure I'd be banned over there.
>if my team isn't able to get the medals in Rio
>I will round the head
で合ってんのかな?
post your oshimen
I'm not surprised desu
jap porn mainly consists of
>4 hr long video
>2 hours of nothing
>1 hour of fingering/slurping eachothers face/slurping her nipples/vag
>5 minutes of sex, 4 1/2 minutes of that being vanilla missionary position
either that, or some fucked up fetish shit
I hate Japanese porn. It's a shame because Japanese girls are so fucking hot.
>I would've thought you guys had your own porn sites?
why
>Also, how the hell does pornhub track South Korea? Pretty sure I'd be banned over there.
why
オバハンやんけ
Then watch Western porn with Japanese girls
you can view but can't host uncensored porn in japan
she on this tv commercial is qute though I'm into them
youtu.be
>I'm into them
Shit.
*Im not into them
>Then watch Western porn with "Japanese girls"
pic related it's "Japanese" girl in western porn
...
...
japanese porn is better at having girls pretending to be cute and innocent. Also creampie is better than facial.
But I can't really get over the fact that they cry and make weird noise. it disturb my fapping.
魚っぽい顔してるんだなw
きもい
Marica Haseの方がもっと可愛いけど
>魚っぽい顔
>きもい
そういやrila posterってどこ行った
did he go to the universe with her?
>South America loves hentai
Absolutely not surprised in the slightest
Why are Jap girls so shit at porn? A 2in dick goes in and it's just "oooooooooooo""oooooooooooooo" "aaaaaaaaaaoooo"
i think I'd prefer lesbian there too, arabish men are just such a turn off
yui is a qt girl indeed
おはよう
手が焼いた
痛い
>start learning the kana
>tfw your handwriting is awful
マフィアの制裁?
mozukuchan
it's not bad
I just like she speaking Japanese with kansai accent and the face when she get upset. But I bet this tv show is pretty boring
理学室の事件
ちょっと硫酸が零れちゃって、私の手の上に落ちた
すぐに洗いましたから大したことにならなかったけど、結構痛いです
大麻のことか
やはりここもゴミだめ
yui is a qt girl indeed
>thinking of getting a PhD just so I can qualify for the highly skilled professional visa
Do you guys think they will further relax immigration in future?
I read an article about how you country is in population decline and that you should allow in more immigrants but that is hard because barely anyone outside of Japan speaks Japanese so then the author goes on t say that Japan is considering being a bilingual country with English as a second language because most immigrants know English as a second language? Is this true?
Also, if you let me in I will volunteer myself to breed your women with my Chinese seed. I will show them a real man.
それで通じたらびっくり
Yuimetal
呼ぶな
頼むから
いつもlurkしてんだから
昨日の「この美」を見たか
なんか厨二キャラのように腕に包帯とか
ひどけりゃ外科じゃなく皮膚科に行きな
>手が焼いた
手を火傷(やけど)したのか
>硫酸
大惨事じゃないか
That looks pretty damn good honestly. I don't have my old book around anymore but they looked like failed abortions compared to yours.
Good work.
硫酸ってやばくね…?
Yes. The government is constantly talking about loosening the immigration policy, and it's likely that they will start issuing the visa for au pairs and housekeepers in the pretty near future.
So...don't go for PhD. unless it's what you really want to do.
ペロッ
I was already on the fence, it helping me get into Japan would just be icing on the cake. Fuck me though I'll never reach Japanese N1 level though, or at least not for a decade.
>*sniff*
ぐすんって事か?
本当に英語は色気のない言語だな
オノマトペがもっと必要
Ryan Lochte
Jimmy Feigen
... what are you doing the USA!?
why did they tell a lie?
麻薬やってる奴ばかりなのだろう
まともな人はやめた方がいい
ツイッターぐらいにしなさい
俺より強い奴に会いに行く
オノマトペが文法として活きるには形容動詞が不可欠だから、
形容しに動詞性を付与させないとどうしようもない
>ひどけりゃ外科じゃなく皮膚科に行きな
いえいえ、すぐに治るから、行かなくていい
弱い火の火傷と同じです
>硫酸ってやばくね…?
>大惨事じゃないか
硫酸の溶食力が強いけど、結構時間がかかる
すぐに洗ったおかげで、小さな火傷で通した
濃度による
>But I bet this tv show is pretty boring
mechaike specials are nice.
I heard that japanese people like hakata accent.
まさか水で洗い落したわけじゃないだろうな?
ちゃんと重曹か炭ナト振りかけた?
This fucking referee
You need to find an employer to get a visa to Japan.
It's very hard for people with a PhD to find a job in Japan... unless of course it's in STEM.
硫酸はconc.なんですか?
だったら水で洗ったら火傷起こしますよ
whites
they always try to abuse the locals, and in brazil-latinamerica since nobody respect the whites, they lied about being robbed
for example for me would be an honour to murder michael phelps shooting at his racist head
Mathematical Statistics, so technically it's STEM but not physics or engineering. Are statisticians/data scientists in demand over there?
>いえいえ、すぐに治るから、行かなくていい
>弱い火の火傷と同じです
そういう問題じゃないぞ･･･専門家に見てもらわないと
フッ酸なんか、知らない間に手の骨が剥き出しになってたりするんだから
イタリアはイギリスみたいに長い間病院で待たされるような医療崩壊が起こってたりしないの?
>小さな火傷で通した
小さい火傷で済んだ
少し前にイタリア語を教える動画上げようとしてた人がいたんだけど、同じ人じゃないよね?
>hakata accent
Yes, that's pretty true
というか、ここはSup Forums
殺人予告どころか殺人中継すらあんのよ
念のために
抗生物質入りの塗り薬とかいいかも
仕事してるのに書き込んで今終わったとか書いてる女子とか
普通にアメリカ行くとか回りの外人でパートナー見つけなよ
The viewer rating has fallen drastically for mechaike.
It can possibly be cancelled in the early next year or sooner.
えっと、とにかくみんな医者に行ったほうがいいって言っている
悪くならないうちに診てもらった方がいいよー
いや、硫酸は濃度に関係なくヤバいもんだから
濃いと劇薬として扱われるけど、推理ドラマとかでよく見るような、物を溶かすために使われるのはむしろ濃度が低くしてあるやつなんだよ
>statisticians/data scientists
Very much. Especially in finance.
Also, the "big data" is pretty hot right now.
If you play your card right, your starting salary can be 6-digit.
>nobody respects the whites
that's right desu.