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that cute girl who wrote on your pencil case edition

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korean pop?

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GNHNHN

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is that a nipple I see?

>people staying in the early and bender edition

Deleted the links, there's no need for thread wars lads. Just thought it'd be a laugh.

uh
god damn
how real is this

no wuckers mate

proper thead

If you let people have early threads you just keep encouraging them

It was by like 5 posts. Ease up lad.

Exactly on 311th post.
Very impressive. x

>313 posts

fuck off

alri

Anyone else still have their shirt with all the writing on from their last day?

need a qt gf to cuddle

having a go

>pencil case shaped like a smarties tube
DOOOOD

Good post.

>tfw never got my shirts signed at the end of the year because I had B.O.

*come down with cancer*
*receptionist gives you a bowl, a cup of water and a cold compress*

>that retarded rumour you believed about one of your teachers that when you think back on it, made no sense

obvs, and my blazer

>massive rubber with "for big mistakes" written on it
>telling your mate his parents should've got one

>never got my shirt signed because i had to wear a jumper after cutting my arms up
fuck I was a retard

Binned it years ago

Don't want to remember any of those wankers

>that one kid who wasn't really into footy but wanted to seem like one of the lads so when playing made subtle efforts to assure as little involvement as possible yet was still present enough to look as though they were playing

d-definitely not me lol

...

Still not been indicted

No later than September 17th

Just finger blasted the gf again and she went and squirted all over my bedsheets the absolute slag

>"I'll play defence"
>stand around chatting with the goalie and running away whenever the ball came in your half

>being sent to the computer lab so the teacher can pop out and have a smoke in the parking lot
>spending the entire day talking with your mates as the substitute teacher tries and fails to take control

hmmm
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>that one kid who got punched in the face and didn't fight back because he was to depressed and didn't like violence

that was me desu :(

>his rucksack had speakers on it

>the morbidly obese guy who was excused from doing physical activity basically because he was fat from not doing physical activity

why?

>the one teacher that was rumoured to be a pedo because he tapped his leg at his desk and it looked like he was jacking off from the front

*boots your backpack from behind*

>that one teacher was blatantly a paedo and smelt odd

Poleaboo took 2 paracetamol but is feeling sick, like throwing up

Laser is painful, could push me over the edge

>new teacher has his first lesson
>tells everyone to put their hand up as he calls them out on the register
>everybody swaps name with the person sitting next to them

*adjusts backpack straps so it hands as low as possible to uncomfortable levels so you dont look like a twat*

*pulls your backpack as you're going for a piss*

WHEEEEEYYYYYY

>that one kid with the velcro strap on his bag that you could pull and his bag would fall off

foreners out

>get made to do football in PE
>all the sporty gimps always put you in goal or never pass to you even though you were actually decent

these bags were easy targets

*ties tie*

>sitting across the room from a girl in a skirt during science because they always had those hollow desks

>playing dodgeball in PE

fell a bit left out being homeschooled

*scratches doodles into science tables as an eternal legacy*

>that one kid who was a normie throughout school and friends with all the lads and in all the sports teams, but then got more and more depressed and isolated as he got older until finally, at the age of 23, he has no friends and spends all his free time shitposting on a Mongolian imageboard

That's me haha x

*pulls the tie really hard, causing a ripping noise*

i was this lad desu
I was actually alright at soccer and rugby league but one group of friends would just pass it between themselves for the entire match

>that one lad who got bullied because he laughed when he felt pain

all me

>that kid who loosened his tie and slid it off his head for PE because he couldn't tie it himself
callum you prat

why were all the girls so horny on sports day

*writes 'tick if your bored' on the desk*

*grabs you backpack and throws it over your head so it swings round your shoulders and hits you in the face*
Heheheheheh!
*scampers away and lets my mate get in trouble for it*

Was always a fucking blast.

>that one wimpy kid that couldn't throw for shit and everyone targeted

this

It was mostly shit lad we're just going through the best things, it was 80% waiting for lessons to end

me

here

>getting charged up on pixie sticks and double strength robinsons at the school disco
>kneeslides across the floor

a cracka dont need to read no book about no motherfuckin black people

School was and is complete and utter shite can we stop talking about it

Uni is 100000% better

>outside geography classroom waiting for lesson to start
>chubby girl who was going on holiday that day comes down the hall with a wheelie suitcase with all her holiday stuff in
>someone says "what's that, your lunchbox?"
>she killed herself a week later

r-reeee

Shouldn't have gone into fucking homeschooling when I was 14.

>tfw never went to school disco

*sets off fire alarms and the whole school has to empty*

kek

h-haha s-sounds like a right loser

banter

> doing a kneeslide and the floor isn't slippery enough so you just end up burning your knees and falling over

Never done a kneeslide since

How do you flirt with a minor celebrity?

t. Billy no-mates

get in the robot shinji

*kneels down behind you*
*m8 instantly gets that banter is afoot and gives you a push*
*laugh at you for being retarded enough to get floored*

I am in tears

geography = green
english = red
science = blue
RE = yellow

was it like that for anyone else?

As if they weren't a 'minor' celebrity.

*standing on the tennis courts while fire alarm goes off*
*tutors are reading off their group's names*
*name is called and nobody replies*
*shout "HE'S DEAD"*

did a big kek

>tfw went to one and never got the shift
never again

>that one kid who had long hair and everyone was unsure of their gender
>people daftly say "IS THAT A BOY OR A GIRL" at them

ah yes

ooga booga click click bang?

> the most annoying, ADHD-riddled, violent chav twat in school did this and it got him expelled

Best day of my life

What, books?
Geography was a shitty grey-blue, English was light green, Science was blue and RE was dark green

I meant, like if I tweet Brad Pitt I wouldn't get a reply.
Shorthand for I might not be ignored.

I remember absolutely creasing at the time but I felt so awful, we had to have a big assembly and loads of people got counselling for it, the lad who did it got excluded.

stop

>getting into Yu-Gi-Oh in year 9
>rinse out all the year 7s that had no idea how to build a deck

DRAGONS STRONK

Anyone else used to bully the nerds at school? Nothing wrong with it desu, it's character building.

Uhh no sweetie, science is yellow and RE can get fucked hahaha "RE" come on now

>attempting to flirt with someone online

you've already lost pham.

>when you poke and/or tickle a girl for bants and you feel how soft they were in their jumpers
hnnngh

>that kid who used to be your friend in primary school but then gradually ditched you for the "cool kids" during secondary
Hmmm

>m8 and i get asked to do school's sixth form open day chemistry presentation
>manage to burn a large section of the ceiling

>the lad who did it got excluded.

haha great stuff

>that one kid who was a conspiracy nut and handed out leaflets about 9/11 every september

god that guy was a fucking weirdo