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korean pop
I hate myself remembering the past why did you have to drudge it up
SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
JANNY ISN'T WANTED HERE
>"We'll send you an email once your order ships"
>2 days ago
>no email yet
worried
I was that kid who tried weed once, didn't tell anybody but someone saw and I got bullied for ages afterwards
Any one of you lads know a working proxy for UK iPlayer?
youtube.com
come out off the porch and step into your parlour and i'll tell you how it all went down
>that one time when high school ended and i realised i didn't really have any friends
we're literally the last group of people that would need that
Make your own Robotwars faggot.
Alright lads, been away for a week. Miss anything notable?
good thinking batman
mates been going on about the girl hes been going out with for the past few weeks and he just let slip that she was apparently a virgin before she met him (and shes in her early 20s)
havent seen or met her yet but am expecting her to be a munter
I was that kid that smoked weed constantly and got psychosis
hungry but its only 8:30
Perhaps she just has a nice ass?
no
reckon I should watch Lights Out lads?
it looks really generic
>get a lap time that's within the top 200 on a GTA:O race
>Social club still says I have a much slower time that I got months ago
Anyone have a friend who's alright in person but online is really annoying and keeps messaging you random shit you don't care about with a weird negative cynical sarky attitude all the time
>ass
foy
how was the psycosis
Yeah but some of us tend to leave the empire everyone once in a while
>that one neighbour that thinks it's acceptable to blast their horrible music at 10:30pm
Resent the bitch so much.
Arse is proper tryhard desu
Just had a wank 5 mins ago might have another one since porn is so great
look her up and give her abuse lad
>Not putting a brick through her window
Are you gay or something?
>Anyone have a friend
nope
i live in a tourist area so its italians outside playing loud music and shouting till 2am
friends are supporting for Antwon lads
Exhausted by the time the special features intro thing on the dvd is finally over and the special feature actually starts.
quite a trip, thought my mates were wearing police wires and heard them saying shit they never said and were spiking my food also my water was poisoned and tv was talking to me saying they knew I was smoking and shit like that lmao. so much crazy shit.
Kyary
>bid on an item I can't afford
>a week later, it's almost ended
>I'm still top bidder
it's a bargain, but I can't pay
where do I buy an umbrella that doesn't break within 5 minutes?
Got into University of Liverpool to study CompSci.
It might be the a low tier Russel Group but at least it's Russel Group right? How's the city?
need a 16 y/o chav gf with big chebs
Liverpool is okay but it's full of scousers
prepare to get mugged
have fun with prudence wong :) she's great.
liverpool is the best city in the uk
don't let these jealous southerners tell you different
any jobs or gfs available in england?
Liverpool? More like Liverpoo
Italians are the worst European tourists by far
no
it's called a hood
>indie rock
thoughts?
All these southern europeans are insanely loud, never had a problem with any other tourist group
They have no concept that people are actually fucking sleeping at night
Considering throwing a bucket of water at these cunts
r77601
no there's a gf shortage
all remaining gf's are reserved for british people only
I completely fucked up my work, social life and studies in and after school
It's this alone that makes me certain that some people are just far less intelligent and capable than others
JUST
it depends on the era
I got through via Clearing so I don't know much about the uni. I recognise Prudence Wong from the reviews I read though.
I take it you're a student there, any other interesting things you can tell me? :)
most people who say they like indie dont actually like real indie , they like fag indie
fact
hello chav
bit gay
I like indie folk. Sufjan Stevens is great.
Why are you all so proud of your crap accents? UK in general is the anglosphere gold standard but when liverpool talks it sounds like rainwater gurgling out of a spout
haahah fuck yeah i definiely started to wig out a bit from smoking too much weed, ended up quitting entirely, got similar anxiety if i'd been up all night especially on large amounts of speed ahah
Wew thanks m8
I like indie reggae and indie big band
the ex-oneitis i was obsessed with in school saw me walking around town with my current gf
think i dodged a bullet tbqh. I like the gf's personality a lot more than the oneitis's
though I do miss some things about her. weird feel
If i wasn't born with buck teeth or break my nose a lot as a kid giving me a massive ugly thing I think my life would be a lot different
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>that one time in sport when we had to do 20 push-ups and despite me being a scrawny shit I summoned the strength and seemed to defy logic because of the cute grills present
>hello chav
no problem, although it's a bit strange you ask brits for a proxy to watch their own tele
Wahey, c u in at UoL bruv
>tfw cat isn't allowed outside
>tfw she sits by the open window amazed by the wind blowing in
damn yeah I had to quit too, fuck that shit. never done speed much kinda glad I didn't would be madder than I am now, anxiety seems permanent now though but fuck it can only get better with time
>folk rock
opinions?
haven't spoken to my mom in 10 years
have no idea if she's alive
last i knew she had cervical cancer
what scares me is i don't even care
do you actually doubt that six million jews, homos and others died during the holocaust?
crazy desu
was a student years ago
>interesting things?
i was kinda of a nerd so didn't get up to much.
just remember that the compsci department is highly research based and are one of the top ones so if a lecturer doesn't seem like he gives a shit about his module, it's because he's basically forced to teach it.
anyway, you'll deffo have prudence in your first year, that's like one of the basic modules even for joint degree. it's algorithmic foundations or something like that.
if you want to do a paid research thing for 10 weeks, be interested in a subject and check out the website for advertisements. usually in your second year you might have a better chance, though you can still apply at the end of your first year too.
phds are possible directly after undergrad without any masters if any lecturer is interested in working with you.
Why did you break your nose regularly?
Sure is nice being attractive tbqh
Gives us a rundown of your average day.
Remember the masturbation machines goy
so was rolf harris a nonce or not?
yeah he nonced me
ama
I think the number has been greatly exaggerated by the jewish
500k died tops
>The attacker is believed to have a history of mental health issues.
Every. fucking. time.
>mom
fuck off yank
not intentionally
he must have been smoking lots of weed LoL !
uncoordinated toddler
so retract your bid you turbospacker
Does anyone not have a giant sports direct mug? Always drink my tea from them.
a person with mental health issues becoming violent
can you imagine that haha
been growing my beard for a week or so
do look a lot older now but its proper itchy
wonder if i should shave the cheeks
>religion isn't a mental illness
280k and that was mostly from starvation, and disease.
The Red Cross had no reason to lie.
just clean your face properly and make sure you use some oils
more like a person with mental health issues is more easily brainwashed by ISIS
they are basically an army of gullible retarded jihadists
funny how every moslem murder that's done in the name of their god turns out not to be a 'real' muslim but actually mental as if he wasn't being instructed to take over his host country by his imam
haha
>Sup Forums images
haha of course you ignore the vast amounts of evidence
goes up to 11m if you include the homos, gyppos etc
the lowest contemporary estimates were around 4-4.5 mil
its weird why you'd assume they exaggerated it
>Two shitskins just in the thumbnail
Wont be watching that.
who on earth would think that this is a good idea