Trying to live in France by becoming a male au pair or something similar...

>trying to live in France by becoming a male au pair or something similar, just so I can live with actual people and a family instead of trying to get a job there and starting out knowing nobody
>have been trying for over 3 months, contacted dozens of would-be host families and agencies, etc
>not even a single "yes" reply has come back
>I set aside this year (between high school and college) as a gap year so that I can go to France and become fluent
>sneaking suspicion that the reason nobody contacts me is because I'm a male and muh feminism muh male rapists etc etc

REEEE WHY WON'T ONE OF YOU FROGS LET ME LIVE WITH YOU

post in this thread with advice, memes, anti-french sentiment, etc (aussi, serieusement, je cherche quelque place a vivre en France, meme qu'il n'est que pour un mois)

>inb4 it's because I'm ugly, autistic, etc
I am highly physically attractive (have had 2 girlfriends), don't smoke, have very high SAT scores, got into Virginia Tech, 6'1".

they don't want white people

you had me until
>virginia tech
we already have the terrorists we dont need the school shooters ok

I think this explains it. Just look at how many muslims they ( ) are taking in.

>sneaking suspicion that the reason nobody contacts me is because I'm a male and muh feminism muh male rapists

This isn't the USA, user

>I am highly physically attractive
Doubt this, because you post here.
>(have had 2 girlfriends
Not an achievement in the US.

So you are probably simply ugly and autistic.

rude

well thanks I guess

>well thanks I guess

De nada

try this with
-japanese whores since they love whites
-(old) french bourgeois whores from big cities, like paris, lyon, bordeaux
since these whores love american boy toys

How do i get a French milf gf

I've already met a few American guys going for au pair. You won't be taken without some good referrals' cover letters with their contact.
www.fusac.fr

be exotic and please them in bed

it's easy as fuck t b h literally just walk up to them and let them hit on you

which if you're young and handsome they will always do, and in the most shameless ways possible

tfw thid past month my fucking notary did that to me as well as a neighbour and my ophtalmologist

now mind you they're not really hot but maybe i should accept the advances if only for the money
money money money fuck i feel like a whore but i might need it t b h

post boipuccy

>tfw thid past month my fucking notary did that to me as well as a neighbour and my ophtalmologist
good man living to serve

>sneaking suspicion that the reason nobody contacts me is because I'm a male and muh feminism muh male rapists etc etc
lmao
And it didn't cross your greasy brain that they don't want you because you're a burgerstanian?

KEK

grow mustache

I can't. Anyway I would rather keep my boyish looks

try french speaking shwizzerland

Yeah ok

Consider this Burger. They banned your sacred burger condiment Ketchup. Do you really want to move to France now?

wear beret

this
also don't forget to always carry a baguette with you and yell HON HON HON every time you meet someone

surely they'll love you then

and speak english in a very thick french accent
the accent will make them understand you better

actually this one is unironically true

Where should I insert the HON HON HON, before or after a greeting?

I was thinking of doing it like this:
HON HON HON! Nice to meet you.

yeah it's because you're male m8, don't take it personally, my girlfriend went to France and Canada easy because of her gender

not everyone is an anglo puritan you know

Three HONs is a little much, they'll think you're trying too hard to fit in. I would stick to two HONs per conversation.

>my girlfriend went to France and Canada easy because of her gender