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Emilia edition

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To have an almond magnum or not, that is the question.

JANNY GET THE NONCE

the gf

Any lads want to play Monster Hunter with me?

Janny have a word

>work doesn't provide me with soy milk

Going to HR about this, it's one of the most popular milks and isn't packed full of awful hormones. Why won't they provide me with this basic privilege?

JANNNNNNYYYYYYYYY

Naw I just downloaded The Witcher 3

do barrett build flats?

Probably still my favourite pic

Wanted to like Monster Hunter but just couldn't get into it, feels so lifeless, like an MMORPG

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>Gives me hope that we have reached peak degeneracy.

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I sincerely hope this doesn't describe any of you guys

You will never be a REAL woman. You can be a transwoman, but thats not the same.

fair play to them

Are you avin a laff?

IS E AVIN A LAFF?

imagine living in a tiny terraced house in rochdale with about 7 other pakis

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He'll only ever be a gay cross dresser at best

not watching this opportunistic degenerate

>work doesn't provide me with human breast milk

Going to HR about this, it's one of the most popular milks and isn't packed full of awful hormones. Why won't they provide me with this basic privilege?

>REAL woman
You mean CIS woman

Trans-women are "real" women

My house is pretty big actually and we're getting an extension, a full 3rd floor

might unironically shackle myself to a 40 year mortgage in a Barrett new build for some (You)s

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imagine living in a tiny terraced house in rochdale
imagine living in a tiny terraced house
imagine living
imagine

rate my poem

friday night lads get the tunes on waheyyyyy

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No. CIS women are real women. Something that you'll never be.

Laser actually went pretty well today, very significant progress on my upper lip

Wouldn't mind visiting Soltaniyeh

do they give 40 year mortgages in the UK?

STOP GIVING THE DEGENERATE ATTENTION

Imagine being really posh, living in a stately home and having servants.

>paid off this year 400
>interest this year 400
enjoying my student debt lads kek

He's a transvestite mate just leave it at that

The mutant is delusional do not engage with it

alri john

The mans a fool.
He talks about being anti-feminist, then claims men should support the woman while she stays home and spends his money.

He's anti-fem sure, but a cuck also.

john keats?

yeh im alri haha you?

something in the living room smells abhorrent

stop replying to it you fucking idiots

>work doesn't provide me with fresh african male sperm

Going to HR about this, it's one of the most popular sperms and isn't packed full of awful hormones. Why won't they provide me with this basic privilege?

Who are you to define who is and isn't a "real" woman?

I'm on HRT therefore I'm not a transvestite

don't need to imagine

spends the money raising your family, something which you'd do anyway

Student loans don't have interest

the blade is on my wrist, it makes it cry

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me howling

at the sexotheque lads

On the train home lads, extremely drunk.

You guys are my friends, thanks for existing I love you lads.

sorry

evens you do
odds you kill yourself

they do
mong

going to take the train to some place nice tomorrow to forget my horrible life

is it you

Do you ever make your butlers and maids have sex so you can masterbate?

>Who are you to define who is and isn't a "real" woman?
Someone whos not mentally damaged
You're disgusting, you always will be disgusting

the letter i got today said it does, dunno what to tell you

you have FIVE seconds to explain why you're not out trying to complete /GF2016/

where have you been?

ah yes taking a expensive overcrowded train to a paki infested shithole will make you feel better

will Curves accept me as a member if I'm some random scruffy 250+lbs slob with a neckbeard ... (background music cuts out) who (dramatic music builds up) identifies as a woman?
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no bit RUDE mate

>American saying bum

because i have no friends at home and i only ever leave my house to go to work

Did anyone really not see that picture poleaboo just accidentally uploaded of himself shirtless then quickly delete

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alright la roux

never been to a party lads how do I get invited to one?

the tranny escort i wanted isn't picking up and my weed dealer has turned his phone off

my night is ruined already lads

Yes they do

Poleaboos student debt is just over £25,000 and his tuition fees total about £10,000

recovering from last night

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low self esteem
terrible soical anxiety

Can hear the roommates watching "big" "brother" downstairs
Can feel the calcification emissions piercing my nest
Send help

watching a pair of lets players play the game i am setsuna and they're about halfway through the game and have yet to equip any skills to their characters. they're level 16-17 and they still are waiting to get skills when they level up, when the game has explicitly said through popup menus that you have to buy them from shops. they've even bought skills from the shop but didn't equip any of them
emilia < rem

I actually don't have any friends lads :/

what do I do?

helps me sleep at night knowing pakipoo is paying the price for his degeneracy

He
Has no mates
Has no prospects in life
Might be going prison
Has turned his body into an unrecognisable lump
Is on GCHQs radar
Is a povvo (you can tell by his shit room with its paper thin walls)
Has a convicted nonce for a dad
Can't even fit in on Sup Forums of all places (even in the trans threads on /lgbt/)

Would honestly hang myself if I were him

good image

Been on a quiz night with the work then to the pub.

not even got reddit flags on and i know it's you nova scotia you runt get better taste

>ah yes taking a expensive overcrowded train to a paki infested shithole will make you feel better

The money and the fame made us all change places
How could it be through the misery that came to pass
The hard times make a true friend afraid to ask, for currency
But you could run to me when you need me, I'll never leave
I just needed someone to believe in, as you can see
It's a small thing through and true

be rich and attractive

it's the gf

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Don't forget hes a literal rapebaby

click your heels 3 times and go back to africa

become a ket dealer

got warned for posting middle finger ascii earlier

What utter snitch was munching out the janny's bumhole and reported me?

Pathetic, worse than the Janny - at least he has the power to delete posts on sight

Congrats with the gold medal, lads.

its £5 for a 10 minute train journey to a comfy seaside town i have fond childhood memories of. there are no pakis

Was really disappointed with that game, absolute nostalgia honeypot tripe

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tears

no lewd ok

came out bigger than I was expecting

I can't think creatively like I used to anymore. Almost sure my pineal gland is completely calcified.

where

be mates with me

we can be sexually active

This is you

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barely any friends and i'm ugly + shit personality