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youtube.com/channel/UCf_67twWOb9eYH-HX562r6A
twitter.com/gearbesthotdeal
aliexpress.com/item/SGZ-DN1-Dynamic-Driver-Balanced-Armature-Hybrid-HiFi-In-ear-Earphone/32826251177.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.1.ovBuMj&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10345_10342_10343_10340_10341_10541_10562_10084_10083_10304_10307_10302_10539_5080015_10312_10059_10313_10314_10534_10533_100031_10604_10603_10103_10594_10557_10596_10595_10142_10107,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_7&algo_expid=8cf2dd25-8fb1-451e-a8e4-9c42b962c645-0&algo_pvid=8cf2dd25-8fb1-451e-a8e4-9c42b962c645&rmStoreLevelAB=4
m.gearbest.com/3d-printers-3d-printer-kits/pp_459985.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-YOI-Yuri-on-Ice-Viktor-Nikiforov-Vitya-Male-Anime-Dakimakura-Japanese-Hugging-Body-Pillow-Cover/32808371312.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10130_10345_10324_10342_10547_10325_10343_10546_10340_10548_10341_10545_10541_10084_10083_10307_10539_10312_10313_10059_10314_10534_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_10596_10142_10107,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=6f47b133-05c5-4be0-b3f9-4307cbaf8fe8-22&algo_pvid=6f47b133-05c5-4be0-b3f9-4307cbaf8fe8&rmStoreLevelAB=3
lightinthebox.com/raspberry-pi-3-model-b-cortex-a53-quad-core-board-w-1gb-ram_p6118420.html?prm=1.10.11.0
gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_5_redmi_5_plus_official-news-28621.php
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orico anons from last thread, which is better, the transparent case 2.5" enclosure, or the opaque one?

Anyone who has followed this general for a while knows that RegularOP knows a mod and has him do his bidding.

That is why RegularOP doesn't get banned for referral links, advertising, promoting monetised YouTube channels, etc. In threads where 20-30 posts would get deleted RegularOP's wouldn't.

Some anons have a theory that RegularOP is several people, including a mod. Comfy went from 0 subs for his stupid bird videos to nearly 756. And if you think he's not making money off of you stupid faggots think again.

I don't even go to this general any more. I just checked it for shits and giggles and surprise surprise more RegularOP drama. Mods allowed some autist to literally own a general on a Sup Forums board. Which other board has this kind of shit?

This is an anonymous imageboard where tripfags are looked down upon. Except you poor fuckers here worship a tripfag in a thread made for making buying dollar shit from China easier.

You're all a bunch of losers. kys yourselves

I know this isn't chinkshit but its chinking related so where better to ask than here.

I ordered a keyboard of Amazon and they sent it with DHL. The tracking was all over the place and it said it's out to delivery the next day (which was impossible because I ordered internationally) and then it changed to just being at some German town.

Meanwhile, I actually got the keyboard the day after that roller-coaster of tracking updates. However, the tracking status didn't change even after like a week.

Today I saw that I have more money on my account then previously thought and it seems they refunded me.

Is there any way they find out I got it and take the money again or did I luck out on a free keyboard and chinked amazon?

Ring came in. It fits PERFECTLY. Haven't been able to get it off since I put it on but fuck it I don't care. Definitely buying more chink rings.

Why hasn't comfy uploaded new vid in 3 months?

Thunder came in as well today. Loving team rocket thus far and can't wait to start the new one too.

Explain that ring to me

>tfw malaypost
fucking shit, another 2 months of waiting time

>756 subs
>making money

It's pretty good, ain't it? I appreciate how subtle it is and it's nice metal and all. Gotten quite a few compliments around campus and the people who get "it" really like it too.

>expedited delivery on a Xiaomi redmi note 4x is 30 quid on AliExpress
>9 quid on gear beast

Who's chinking who here

>malaypost
spoken poslaju

>not the new symbol
Why

>take expedited shipping on a phone
>get taxed

Anyone is familiar with Mx9 and MxQ android boxes?
They are the only ones available in my country and i dont have enough time to import a mi box or another good box from china.
Need it for Christmas.

Keepin it classic bro. If you find a ring with the new symbol link it up though. Definitely not against it and is buy another If it was cheap enough.

>subtle

look on youtube theres a channel called MXQ something from UK, they go into detail on almost every box possible

raelian?

here it is

youtube.com/channel/UCe5fEqT6etLbeOhxUdjlBww

and

youtube.com/user/cvyas8

and

youtube.com/user/RobertoJorgeC

and youtube.com/channel/UCf_67twWOb9eYH-HX562r6A

I asked him on the discord, he said he had a really rough few months and he's still recovering from it. Personal life issues I guess.

my fucking package was sent 4 days ago and still no confirmation on any tracking sites

>no consignment found

fuck you chinks

do you have a link to buy this?

>sent
nah man they just created a shipping label to mark it as "shipped" on ali so they don't run out of processing time
it can easily take another week or two until it actually gets shipped
it's a common trick used by chinks if they don't have your item in stock
no one get's too angry when the "slow boat" shipping company takes extra time
pic related is one of my 11.11. orders, when the processing time ran out on the 16th the seller just created the label and then took another two weeks until he finally shipped it

I cant stand the fucking chinks in my country, I only deal with them online because they are the cheapest by far

i'm surprised how these cunts even make money on 99 cent free shipping orders

What the fuck is that

Chinks sell a surprisingly great GB color clone with a proper backlight. Plus there's a ton of fan Pokemon roms they've flashed onto carts. Pokemon Cock Edition, Pokemon My Ass Edition...

Dork.

Tracker finally updated for my Mi Max2 today.
Gearbest sent me a package shipped out notice on Nov28th, 17-track info went online on Nov30th, then radio silence.

I was about to open a support ticket today but decided to cross-check on singpost's tracker, which came up radio silence since the 30th.

Headed on over to packageradar and got a
"Electronic shipment information received
4PX Express " on the 28th which the other trackers didn't have, and then a In transit - Departed waypoint
HONG KONG - HONG KONG Dec 6th but the logo on the right was 4PX

Tracked down the 4PX website and tracker and got
"Hand over to airline4PX
HK" Dec05
"Depart from facility4PX
HONG KONG - HONG KONG"

I'm assuming that Singpost decided not to send my package themselves and instead contracted 4PX to ship my package, and that my package should be boarding a plane today...

Same way on amazon and ebay

Thanks a lot. I been reading about it, and please correct me if im wrong, but is Netflix resolution really limited in most cheaper android boxes? 480p max? Why? It cant handle 1080 with a decent bitrate?
Doesnt it kinda ruin the experience if you have a large tv?

Assuming that image is true it most likely has to do with the DRM and not the decoding power of the box.

Can anyone rec some decent earbuds?

Netflix only allow "approved" devices to play properly, same as YouTube.

you get the tablet view, as it thinks you're on a tablet. Just use the android box with KODI and use all pirate apps and files and you'll be right

where's the chart about drones?

I wanna buy one but don't want a expensive DJI

Good to know. Fucking jews
The android box is for my younger sister who isnt very tech literate. She mostly only watches youtube and netflix. I also have never used kodi and other alternatives, as i torrent everything i want for myself.

How easy is using those apps for people without experience? How easy is to install said apps? I assume i need to download the apk?

I'm upgrading my mom's laptop with an SSD, should I get a KingDian or a Kingston SSDNow V300 off ebay?
I don't need speeds, any ssd will be a huge upgrade from the 5400rpm drive in there now. I'm looking for something that won't shit on me and cause my mom to yell at me for fucking it up.

most boxes come with kodi pre installed anyway, she can plug in a usb stick or usb hdd and it will load up all the cover art and shit automatically

Kingdian is chinkshit and kingston is probably counterfeit because ebay. Get kingston or another reputable brand from a real seller

i dont know why you clowns keep buying chinkshit SSDs when real ones are only a few bucks more

Is the fnf Ifive mini still the preferred cheap Android tablet?

That or the Lenovo P8

Thanks user

jah, fucking good for the price

>his keyboard isn't made of cool
how lame can you be LMAO

It does seem so. I'm just looking for a good but cheap tablet to read pdfs, scans and manga on, and maybe watch a movie once in a while. While the size of the screen isn't the biggest, it seems decent enough for those purposes. I just hope the battery holds up long enough.

kingdian

the v300 got tainted forever by the bait and switch shit and the kingdian s400 reaches 500MB/s ez

I have one of these, but without the weeb carts.
Go back to /vp/.

>without the weeb

I often wonder why you poofs hang out on an anime image board

Yeah how about next time instead of saying “it” like you’re in some super sekret snowflake klub, just explain to people. Autistic as fuck.

It’s a retarded UFO religion that believes that life on earth was created by aliens that’s only remembered because le Redditfags want to be ironic. That simple.

What do I get for my mom for Christmas faggots?

I need some meme electronics, she eats that shit up. Already has a cleaning robot though.

Not every sub is anime, hence there's Sup Forums, /c/, /w/, etc; containment boards for the weebs.

the entire site was created to discuss anime newfriend

fit band? sunrise alarm? smart LED bulbs?

this may be a time to actually read the emails ali and gearbest like to send out

>fit band?
Already got her a memeband 2.
>sunrise alarm?
I don't think she uses one anymore.
>smart LED bulbs?
I'd rather redo her whole lighting first.

Thanks for the input anyway. Worst case I'll just buy something locally.

twitter.com/gearbesthotdeal

this is a good twitter thing posts constant gearbest coupons all day long

I want a chink mechanical keyboard but it has to be a full layout with numpad because 3D design shortcuts. Any suggestions?

If I didn't have my KZ ZS6 I'd go for these

aliexpress.com/item/SGZ-DN1-Dynamic-Driver-Balanced-Armature-Hybrid-HiFi-In-ear-Earphone/32826251177.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.1.ovBuMj&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10345_10342_10343_10340_10341_10541_10562_10084_10083_10304_10307_10302_10539_5080015_10312_10059_10313_10314_10534_10533_100031_10604_10603_10103_10594_10557_10596_10595_10142_10107,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_7&algo_expid=8cf2dd25-8fb1-451e-a8e4-9c42b962c645-0&algo_pvid=8cf2dd25-8fb1-451e-a8e4-9c42b962c645&rmStoreLevelAB=4

I just noticed amazon.ca carries kingdian drives now. I'll probably have an easier time with the 3yr warranty along with 2 day shipping.

Motospeed Inflictor CK104?

Maybe CK103 or C107, not sure which ones are sold out.

anyone purchase an air fryer?

buy one locally dont buy chink shit that will give you cancer

Diffusing a dinner table argument.

General consensus of Wish?

>Which other board has this kind of shit?
/jp/, it's very blatant once you look closely.

>twitter.com/gearbesthotdeal
Good luck getting a chink company besides Lenovo to honor a 3 year warranty.

ignore accidental greentext

No one?

Everything I've seen on Wish is cheaper on Ali after shipping. Plus Ali offers way better buyer protection. Wish is good for looking at kookie chink shit though.

Did the official Redmi 5 and Redmi 5 plus announcement happen? It was scheduled for 11:30am IST.

i was just scrolling the thread to find out...

yesterday i threw the remote control on the couch, it somehow managed to land on my rn3pro and cracked the already changed once touch screen in the upper left corner, i guess its a sign!

The Chink Gods demand the sacrifice of your Yuan

My gf likes squishy things

Give me giant things which squish you faggots

squish a magic wand in her cunt

Redmi 5 plus is okay, the regular is underpowered af. But still it's the 7th Xiaomi device with the almost exact same specs.

yeah, i dont like the small one too, don't want to downgrade the battery, nor cpu. Do you think the Plus wuld be much bigger than the RN3 ?

Are there any good looking Lantern rings (preferably yellow/green/red)? Cant seem to find any.

I like the xiaomeme light, it looks pretty good but its 50 bucks

it looks like a candle light or a flame

I meant a cheapish one from the comics. You know, Green Lanterns and such? One that lit up would be sick though.

Can we expect price drops now with the new xiaomeme phones?

the gooks just continue selling for the same price (chinese RRP, not re-seller prices)... generally they'll sell older models for the same price for years until they give up on making more

The bezels are smaller, so I guess they're the same size. The annoying thing is that the SoC is still worse than on the Redmi Note 3 Pro, which launched 2 generations ago. If the camera is better I'd say it's okay. But still, micro USB and Snapdragon 625.

yeah but still better than 425,

650 + usb c would be nice tho

Anet A3 Full aluminium 3d printer.
m.gearbest.com/3d-printers-3d-printer-kits/pp_459985.html

Is it any good?

a squishy jamal-shaped dildo

Can someone recommend me a screen protector for the mi band 2? The three pack I got from amazon is shit, scratches and bubbles easy, so if I'm gonna get chinked on quality no matter what I might as well do it right.

aliexpress.com/item/New-YOI-Yuri-on-Ice-Viktor-Nikiforov-Vitya-Male-Anime-Dakimakura-Japanese-Hugging-Body-Pillow-Cover/32808371312.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10130_10345_10324_10342_10547_10325_10343_10546_10340_10548_10341_10545_10541_10084_10083_10307_10539_10312_10313_10059_10314_10534_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_10596_10142_10107,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=6f47b133-05c5-4be0-b3f9-4307cbaf8fe8-22&algo_pvid=6f47b133-05c5-4be0-b3f9-4307cbaf8fe8&rmStoreLevelAB=3

>place order yesterday
>apparently already shipped out of the warehouse/factory thing today
this gon be good lads

Glad that I didn't wait and got the Mi Max 2 instead, identical price, identical specs, bigger battery and slightly bigger screen and because it's a Mi, and not a Redmi, it's got a Sony sensor instead of omnivision shit.

The minor resolution increase is going to make the Redmi 5+ be even worse for gaming.

screen protector for a 10 dollar sports band? ehhh

just spend another 10 bucks if you fuck it up so much

wtf, i dragged mine through walls and corners while carrying furniture ot several occasions, no scratches, juts the rubber gets white but that buffs out, man the fuck up

>no cheap bluetooth mice on aliexpress
At least I can donate to them, huh. I'm buying the 2$ model and I'll mod LEDs and charging myself. GG.

what do you guys think of the Seago electric sonic toothbrush on gearbest? its like 10 USD delivered, comes with 3 toothbrush heads

its got great reviews

wew, even chinks can have a Patreon if they desire it.
god bless capitalism.

lightinthebox.com/raspberry-pi-3-model-b-cortex-a53-quad-core-board-w-1gb-ram_p6118420.html?prm=1.10.11.0

UK Pi 3 $26 delivered expedited

damn, i've been wanting to upgrade my old pi b+ for a looong time now. what would you use yours for ?

I have a B as well which I don't use for anything anymore. I have 3 Pi 3's already, one is for my brothers retropie / KODI setup, one sits behind my mums tv and connects to my NAS via WAN, one is in my room just as a tv front end connected to a Playstation 3 PlayTV dual HD tuner which streams live tv to any device on the LAN

hm, mine is utilized just for CUPS server and PIHOLE, i don't think I need any more power actually. I also have an amazon tv stick with kodi, which also does its job well.

gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_5_redmi_5_plus_official-news-28621.php


it's time boys