'Sir how about this one, this car cost 0.002 btc'

>'Sir how about this one, this car cost 0.002 btc'

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>one second sir
>now it costs 0.2 btc
>oh wait
>now it costs 2 btc
>...

>I'm sorry sir, we can only accept Genuine Bitcoin Approved For Goyim Edition, version 7.6 or higher

>I'm sorry sir but it looks like the exchange we use has stopped processing transactions
>We can not accept bitcon
>err, bitcoin at the time

>you can also lease the car for only 0.0001 btc per month!

>for 86 months to offset volatility

>sir I'm going to have to take that burger back, it dropped in price again
>SIR, THE BURGER

>sorry sir, we don't accept shitcoin here, but if you say you're megarich, you should easily be able to CASH OUT and pay here with good ol' fashioned USD

>dashes out onto the streets
>makes it into some dark alleyways
>group of "thugs" show up
>you got the goods old man?
>you got the money you niggers?
>old man's phone vibrates, its the payment confirmation
>throws the burger to the pack of niggers

how is bitcoin still a thing?

more like
>one second sir
>now it costs 0.0002
>oh wait it 0.00000001
>..

ITT: no coiners on suicide watch.

You keep missing out on the opportunity of our times.

>gen 1 cryptocurrency
>opportunity of our lifetime

yup. i should invest my money into that shit so i can lose it all

>yup. i should invest my money into that shit so i can lose it all

Never invest money you can't afford to lose. Also cry more once it reaches 1m in some years.

>bitcoin prices go through the roof, are so volatile they make zimbabwean dollars blush
>buttcoin users scream about how it's finally the "year of the buh-buh-buh-bitcoin!!!"
>when the currency is unusable as an actual currency

actually ironically am investing some money in it just to buy ADA

but no, bitcoin wont be getting to 1m, its so volatile now that no vendor will want to use it, once the price drops and there is so much as a correction everyone will doubt sell essentially making it worthless

>but no, bitcoin wont be getting to 1m

that's what they said
>but no, bitcoin wont be getting to 1k
>but no, bitcoin wont be getting to 10k

>tfw too poor to afford bitcoin

listen to reason, people are blindly putting their money into it

how do i mine that shit btw? feel like it would be easier to just mine it than to get out my credit card

>tfw bought 50btc when they were still $.10 a pop
>a year later spent them on silk road for DUDE WEED LMAO that never got to me
>7 years later that's almost $600k down the drain

every day i live with this decision

So where can you actually exchange bitcoins for real money?

>this car costs $28.61 USD
What's the catch?

It continuously changes and improves
It isn't really gen1 anymore

>17 trillion market cap
>even it if happens he thinks he's gonna be able to cash out

can't believe Sup Forums of all places is so full of people who missed the boat.

>t. some /tg/ neckbeard who bought in around $120 and now never has to work again

>I'm sorry sir your online wallet just got hacked and emptied.

I found out about bitcoin on Sup Forums when it was less than a dollar. I was a worthless NEET back then, so I had neither the money to buy nor a PC to mine. Feels bad man.

keep your larping in no one wants to play pretend millionaire with you here

bitcoin threads always turn into fucking larps

the coin is worthless. deal with it fags. you can say you have thousands in bitcoin but you actually can't do shit with it. get a job.

This is why I am glad I didn't get into bitcoin.

There's basically no way I would have kept the coins until now, which means I would be regretting using them at this point in time.

i can actually count more times my bank fucked up and payments weren't working, fucking everyone over

>brainlet that has never heard of a bitcoin debit card
kill yourself, no-coiner

>>online wallet
>>online
ha! retard

>You keep missing out on the opportunity of our times.

no we dont. i have around 8.6 btc. but this does not change the fact that the technology and the brainlet induced hype about it are retarded and not functional.

kys coin shill.

>Also cry more once it reaches 1m in some years.

John, pls. stop posting and to to bed. you need some rest.

sign us a message using your address or shut the fuck up, you brainlet

>implying it won't reach 1mil
found another nocoiner. nobody fucking trusts governments to handle cash anymore

>never has to work again
>desperately trying to buy fiat before everything crashes

I honestly don't how Sup Forums is so out of touch. I've had no problems cashing out up to $10,000 a day, my Coinbase limit is 50k, my bank OKs it and it's done within a half hour. None of this fantasy about not being able to cash out exists.

hey bitcoin is shit and it is going to burn and die. and we're going to laugh at you.

screencap fyi tard. hahahaha!

The funny part is that you probably think you just made a silly joke.
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>nobody fucking trusts governments to handle cash anymore

just buy some rope instead of coins.

>buy $50 worth of buttcoins when I first heard about them (about 650 btc)
>move to college, get a new laptop, forgot to bring buttcoins with me
>4 years later I see the price is over $100 per coin and want to cash them out
>mom sold my old desktop PC with the harddrive containing the buttcoins for $25 at a garage sale
>there's an old 100GB harddrive out there somewhere with ~$8 million worth of buttcoins on it
>but the data has probably been overwritten by gay porn or cat pictures by now

>nobody fucking trusts governments to handle cash anymore
That would be a problem, though, because bitcoin is government currency driven.

Without government currency, bitcoin is worthless.

You just convert it to USD and buy shit.

you can't pay with it on saturdays?

Go do your homework, bullied cuck.

>Dark net drug dealers will become the shadow government within your lifetime
>Normies will be legally bound to follow your orders if you posses a certain set amount off BTC with reprisal of whipping if they refuse

Nowhere :^)

Cryptofags BTFO

kek

The shadow government isnt changing, people like the rockefellers have thought out everything.

its pretty weird. I have 0 coin but occasionally buy btc to make my modafinil purchases cheaper. Definitely can cash out .

I mined some when it was $1-5 and then deleted the wallet cause I didn't think it was worth the effort to cash out or buy anything with

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why was your mom a cunt that sold shit which wasn't hers?

The only people who actually care about bitcoin use it as a speculative investment. In other words a big ponzi scheme that keeps making YOU money as long as a hundred other guys still think it will make them more money later.
Since bitcoin is so useless for the one job it's actually supposed to do, it has no intrinsic value and nothing to stop it from fluctuating wildly either up or down.

It was the family computer, it belonged to everyone.

...

And then
>send payment
>payment completed after 2 days and a fee of $500
>turns out that the change of value during the approval time requires you to pay another fraction
>send another payment
>another two days and $500
>turns out that again, you need to pay a little bit more

>Im sorry sir, we waited one week but the transaction is stuck in limbo
>This is what you get for being a cheapskate
>No refunds

>tfw BitChads keep on winning

fuck this shit, it might even possible op wasnt fucking around and car might be .002 btc in this year

im going to screencap this

t. scared jew