IPhone SEX confirmed

iPhone SEX confirmed
admit it , you would buy one if you would afford one

Indeed I would.

I don't plan on owning any apple products but I have to admit that looks great

I have a job flipping burgers in McDonalds, so I actually can

The hardware is nice and well designed, but the os is a flaming dumpster fire of bad design and locked down bullshit. When an os written in fucking Java is better, you know you've fucked up.

>SEX

shills are not even trying to be subtle anymore

possibly yes i would, but iphone 10 looks horrible

I don't like sex and I don't want an iphone.
I could easily afford it though.
I have never sent an emoji and I never use the front facing camera, why would I want the emoji phone?

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>I don't like sex

U HWAT!?

No headphone jack?
Why would anyone want this?

asexuality is a real condition, dear user.

>iPhone SEX
>/fag/ - Friendly Apple General
the ABSOLUTE state of applel

Tried it, it wasn't for me.
We don't all have to like the same things.

Natural selection. I love it!
RIP in piss.

>condition
We prefer the term orientation.

no I wouldn't
smartphones are a meme
I use mine less and less each day

>smartphones are a meme
>I use mine each day

Busted a load in 10 seconds? Yeah, I would quit as well, if I was so horrible at it.

I get that it's not as good as people make it out to be, but if you really didn't have ANY fun, you're either actually asexual or you had really bad sex.

if its right then its #1 reason to exist

It is probably on the top
WHERE IT SHOULD BE

maybe it was just because I was young, but I was 17, so was she, we were both very fit, so I don't think it was either of our faults it was bad. She never said it was bad for her.
But no, I couldn't cum at all.
We were together for almost a year, so it was not like I only tried once.
If sex were instant like it was in the movies, I probably wouldn't dislike it so much.
I was trying for an hour and it never lead anywhere.
It is a shame, I really liked her though.

I will get one for free from work, but I think ill pass on iShit this time and go for android.

>were very fit
How did you end up becoming a fatty?

I took an education that makes me sit in the same spot all day.

>I was trying for an hour and it never lead anywhere.

You've been stroking your pecker too hard. No shit you don't like it if you go at it for an hour and can't bust a nut.

maybe.
Not being sexually attracted to her is also an explanation.

i'd get an iphone because of FOMO. at meetings i don't even pull my phone out because i am rocking a galaxy j1 which is bargain bin phone. So when i get that new iphone X i can proudly put my phone down on the table and calmly listen to all the work bullshit without anyone snickering underneath their breathe

Perhaps you're a homosexual.

Honestly, some people like casual sex more than others. I personally never cared for it. Sex with someone you actually love and care about is pretty mind blowing. It's rare, though.

Wouldn't I be into dudes then?
If I didn't love her, I don't think I have ever been in love. It wasn't casual though.

You said you weren't sexually attracted to her. Maybe you loved her in some way, but I'm talking romantic attraction. Physical aspect has to be there.

>Wouldn't I be into dudes then?

How many dudes have you slept with? None? Then how do you know that you won't enjoy it?

give me one reason why would i even consider buying it
>shitty battery
>shitty os
>balding screen
>no jack
i don't see any point in buying this crap

haven't slept with any, but I also don't want to.
how many did you fuck to know you weren't gay?

that feel when i have never felt love in my life
feels pretty good

Look at the size of those feet.
She must've a one huge dong

>how many did you fuck to know you weren't gay?
Just 3, all back in high school. Wasn't for me.

That is pretty gay though.

>admit it, you would buy one if you would afford it
I can afford it and I won't buy it. Now fuck off you poorfag that feels as if they need to prove they're rich by buying toys.

Then why do you still live with your mom, if you're so "rich"?

>Implying
The poorfag feels as if it's false sense of richness is being challenged, so it reverts to projection to try and make it's self feel better.

>/fag/ - Friendly Apple General
DO IT

Did you even finish your homework? Mother is going to be very upset!

>Implying android OS is written in java

You know, instead of wasting your time on this board, you can instead spend some time working to pay off the debt you got from buying all those toys.

>paying more than 500 for a phone

if they remove the stupid ass notch id get it.

>>paying more than 500 for a phone
Every 12 months.
Have to keep up with fashion.

>buying a notchPhone™ I

We did you newfag and trolls raided it and shills saw the name so it died very fast

>No headphone jack
You couldn't even sell me that at half price.

Faggot

>admit it , you would buy one if you would afford one

Absolutely not. I wouldn't use any Apple product, ever. Overpriced and restrictive hipster garbage.

t. posted from my Galaxy S8+ (best smartphone in the world right now)

New iPhones don't have headphone jacks. They have a single port used for charging. You have to get a separate dongle for headphones that connects to the charging port

they got wireless headphones that you lose all the time and have to buy for hundreds of dollars

iphone users are retarded

iPhone SEX GAY(great Apple year)

No. I would get an S8 active

>you would buy one if you would afford one

ipx is cheaper than note 8 though

pls no. I like the home button.

t. Internet Porn addicts

>[iphone] sex, normies have it, you dont

i don't like it either..
i love to cuddle tho

>implying he meant android
Are you an idiot?

>Best phone
>Posts bomb

> Make 100k a year
> Would never touch an Apple product with a 10 foot pole

OP's concept phone is the best looking apple product i have ever seen

Emojis are great for apathetic replies. Append a smiley emoji to something like "Great" and people will think you care.

But it is not necessary and it come off as unprofessional and people end up being confused. J

superior os i syead of pajeetos

Lewd

Not if it looks like that.

Asexuality means you can reproduce on your own.

It isn't a condition humans have.

I'd buy one. If it was at least 5.5 inches. And didn't have a notch. And didn't have rounded corners. And had a headphone jack. And didn't have iOS. And had at least 3k battery. Only then. Otherwise, it'd be a straight downgrade from my current phone.

I don't need a new iPhone. I enjoy my iPhone 7+
>complaining about headphone jack
>not using a bluetooth headphone or getting the adapter that does both headphones and charging
Also, why do you have a need to charge and listen to music at the same time? The iPhone has a amazing battery compared to the explody boom boom samsung phones. Charge when you are sleeping, listen to music the whole entire day without needing to charge.

>The iPhone has a amazing battery
Standby battery maybe. Otherwise it sucks balls, meanwhile its direct competition climbs 10h SOT and above.

If it had no notch and wasn't a walled garden I would buy it instantly.

>admit it , you would buy one if you would afford one
For a device I'd use 3 minutes a day, no.

>Galaxy S8+ (best smartphone in the word right now)
[Laughs in Note 8]

TRIGGERED

IM KEEPING MY SE FOREVER