How do I unlearn programming?

How do I unlearn programming?

you can't
it's like learning how to drive a bicycle

tao is the way of unlearning

Stop it. Become Amish. Test if you recall anything about programming on your deathbed.

How do I become amish?

smoke big doinks

men.com
It teaches you everything

Try HRT. The more female you become the more your programming skills will decline.

learn their language, go there and ask them
they are gonna be wary at first but if you make a good impression and prove to be a true believer there shouldn't be any problem

just close the tab and walk away

drink several bottles of vodka on your own within an hour. Should help.

>Drive a bicycle
user you okay?

Read an beginner programming book and start you descent into madness.

Find your earliest piece of coding work and put
/*

then make a new project and put
*/

ask your doctor about getting a lobotomy

Kek

Learn Lisp

learn c

that shit isn't programming anymore, it's just fucking around taking forever to build anything because you have to micromanage the shit out of everything at the lowest level

Alcohol doesn't make you more retarded, someone should stop this meme.

the best way to unlearn anything, not just programming, is: create an account on this homepage: www.facebook.com

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