Hurry up Sup Forums, you're going to be late to your daily Scrum meeting!

Hurry up Sup Forums, you're going to be late to your daily Scrum meeting!

you better not be sarcastically shitting on scrum meetings

Almost all white men, I already love it here.

should I switch from support to development

Yes I am still working on my cards from yesterday, blocked by the card Pajeet is working on.

Just wait your turn to talk user, Sarah is talking about her php issues.

my nigga

rest of y'all, no hatin on scrum.

I want to fuck my scrum master

I hope you meant mistress

mistress(male)

Good.

asd

Unironically defend it.

Yes, she is an ebony goddess

>daily meetings

fuck black women are hot

I'm never late for a regular meeting, Jesus Christ getting people just to hold them at all has taken all year

>Scrum meeting
Alright, where do I put my dick in?

I wish my team did meetings anymore. I work remotely and the rest of them don't. No one talks about the work they are doing, what they are going to be changing, what screens are affected, or anything else and that makes it really hard to not step on each other's toes, or to implement the changes I'm working on because one of theirs might break or circumvent mine before it's even developed

>not being a team player
user I'm concerned that you don't seem to want to engage with everyone else

clockwise
>thumbs in pockets
>hands in back pockets
>hands in pockets
>thumbs in pockets
>arms crossed
>clutching drink with both hands
>free hand in pocket
>hands crossed in front of vulnerable area

Going on body language, no one wants to attend the daily performance interrogation.

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Last 24, I set my status on Skype for Business to appear away, spent 2 hours slowly getting my headphones and amp set up, wrote 5 lines of code, went to lunch, creeped on interns, then watched YouTube until I could go home.

Next 24, more of the same. No impediments!

The one token diversity hire FEMALE to kill the mood.

Everyone on my team works from home. Our meetings are over uberconference so I just mute myself and jack off.

user no one wants to say anything but you are never muted and it gets awkward...

>progress on X?
>working on it
>any issues?
>no
and then i go back to daydreaming about having sex with my waifu

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I'm considered that you don't want to engage in this dick.

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>her face says let's fuck
>her tits let's back to work

I am so fucking mad just reading this.