Spent 800+ on a new smartphone

>spent 800+ on a new smartphone
>only use it to shitpost and to talk with my buddys daughter
are smartphones the biggest piece of shit memes of all time?

Let me see I use my Phone to
>navigate
>as an mp3 player
>as a video player
>as an organiser
>as an alarm clock
>as a camera
>for banking

To be honest, it's made my life a whole lot easier

>with my buddys daughter

OP...

>Buddy's daughter

All of that can be done on a $200 chinkphone though, you got meme'd.

shes 16 lads
she knows what shes doing

Are you though?

legal in my country mutt

I bought a used S7 for 285 euro, so yeah pretty close.

And chinkphones have shitty camera's

>spending more than 70 for a phone
>falling for le 800 bucks colorful touch portable tv screen

>sourgrapes.jpg

>buddys daughter
You're an absolute degenerate. Not only are you a pedophile but a shitty friend too. I hope you're joking.

what the fuck is wrong with you amerimutts?
im 29 shes 16
i have a great job that pays phenomenal and makes me part of the 1%
buddy knows im dating his daughter but he accepts it cause shes a woman
spend most of my money on new tech and gadgets and she likes going to my house to play with them
is it my fault im successful and find her attractive?

check the age of consent in finland burgerbro

>tfw Walmart is selling $99 Apple refurb SE but nobody from Sup Forums is American

I spent only $500 and my shitposting device is faster.

femanon here that just turned 18 not too long ago. can confirm i wish i had a older man like this IRL when i was 16, or now.

everyone i've dated mostly has always been a decade or two older than me (mid twenties or in their thirties). i'm into retro games/computers so playing on something like FFXI or MUDs basically set me up to meeting people this age, was always online though :(

>defending plebphones

Smartphones are literal consumer pleb-trap tier, everything in their design is bad and thought only to impress normies.

who the fuck are you? nobody cares gtfo

k i don't mean to derail - just saying this guy isn't necessarily a "pedophile" or at the very least if he was, the word you're looking for is ephebophile

His name is Juan but he likes to be called Juana

>lesourgrapes.jpg

k im sorry your story was very interesting actually go derail your dads cock you hypergamous cunt

look at the envy
ahahahaha
good luck op

Lmao roasties

>tfw bought s8 last month
>tfw most happy with it from any smartphones I've ever used
>tfw loving the screen, the bezels, the usability and the software
>tfw good buy and don't wanna change it until at least 2020 unless something other that enchants me comes around

Yeah, and it is leagl to have sex with dogs in Canada. Does that make it ethically right though? You do you, my friend, but some of us have morals and are able to have sex with woman our own age.

Ok sure buddy. The question is why her father haven't busted your brains it yet. Normies are such degenerate animals.

All this talking but no pictures?
You guys disappoint me.

nice try degenerate, you will be gassed come day of the rope.

Yes, they're terribly overpriced and the biggest scam of the decade. I will no longer pay more than 300$ for a smartphone.

where are you from

>1%
Sure friend