Grandma spoofed my DHCP server

>Grandma spoofed my DHCP server

>"I deleted system32, I read it's a virus"

>mom and dad forked the repo

>sister sniffed my packets

>sister injected me with javascript

>Mummy brute-forced my open port.
I'm going to end it, lads.

uncle installed gentoo on backup server

>mom put a key logger in the boot loader

>girls in class made fun of my thinkpad

>dad made his backup 8TB in RAID 0

>You put salt in your hashish?

>grandads wearing my programming socks

>mommy found the shebang collection

I know that feel...

>Mom forked the master branch

>girlfirend's husband set mkfs to default to reiser4

>girl in class called my thinkpad cute
step up your game

Worst feeling ever. Need to explain the awesomeness of thinkpads every time.

...

>mom decrypted the incest porn drive

>mom found the divorce papers

>imouto found and read my loli incest manga when I forgot to lockscreen

>little sister optimized my claymore config

Please don't tell me you take time out of other people's days to tell him about your secondhand laptop with some shitty distro of linux installed on it. It may be cool to you but normies will probably just laugh at you more desu man

Some self reflection may be needed.

>mom transferred over the TrueCrypt USB to LUKS

>mom found the programming dress

>mom completed the programming homework

Delet

>mom made a mask to unlock the iPhone lockscreen

I sorta had a dream of doing my mom last night I don't need this rn

Tell us, user!

>boyfriend finds my programming snuggie

Underappreciated post.

Nice.
Sent from my iPhone 6.

see this is why we cant have nice things.