Is your girlfriend as interested in technology as you are?

Is your girlfriend as interested in technology as you are?

>girlfriend

Not at all, she appreciates a thinkpad for the clit and keyboard though so patrician enough.

nope. she's like an old grandma when it comes to technology. we're in our 30s though so she didn't grow up with a lot of tech.

No, but she likes taking pretty pictures.

> had internet art-design gf that makes $50/hr
> she fucking uses a dell to do graphics design

nope.mov

MUH

...

who is this slut?

>slut
Bit rude desu.

She looks like a grandma in that coat.

I want to fuck her resting bitch face which she looks up at me angrily

>girlfriend

Nah, she just uses tech to read pdf, make some excels and words, play league of legends and watch netflix.

No, she isn- shit, I mean no I don't have a girlfriend none of us ever do ree ree
>that was close

no, but i installed linux for her and she can use it without my constant assistance, she even learned some basic command line stuff on her own.

She's a web dev and I don't work in IT so yeah, kinda

>girlfriend
>girl
NORMIES BEGONE REEEEEEE

>friend
Where do you think you are?

were all friends here :^)

I'm not your friend, pal

I wish that were true

lets raid the next video and say we want to fuck her or is it a guy or girl or something

gtfo disgusting tripfag

>Nose ring
Absolutely disgusting.

My 38yo gf is probably one of the most tech illiterate people I know. My 59yo mother is better with tech than she is. Pretty frustrating actually. Sucks a mean dick though, so there's that.

No u

>girlfriend
Where do you think you are?

desu, if I saw anyone use Sup Forums in public, if they were on Sup Forums I wouldn't approach them.

>have tech savvy gf
>shes better at everything and knows more than me
>go to defcon with her
>she meets these two guys ones a security specialist at cloudflare and another is a specialist from the fbi
>"what do you do user"
>before i can answer
>gf: hes a freelance programmer
>"uhmm oh okay haha"
>they're all talking about the issues we face today with technology
>They ask her to come to a meeting with them the following day
>literally in front of me one of them asks her to get rid of me
>she tells me to go wait in the car


JUST

Yeah she is. Got her moved from hand me down iPhone to Android and wants to know how she can practice with C more since the class we took together was pretty shitty. She didn't grow up with it like I did but she's come a long way. If I can keep her off my dick long enough we can finish building her a desktop.

I am the b(g)f.

>bf used to be comp sci major
>decided it was too hard, dropped out
>i entered college to go into comp sci
>now i'm enjoying it and telling him about what fun shit he is missing out on because i'm almost killing myself in data structures but having a shitton of fun doing it

Not as interested, but she knows her way around the control panel and how to Google search to fix things.

>Sucks a mean dick though, so there's that.
Aha. And what about your girlfriend?

Fuck off normalfag, go talk about girlfriends some place else you nonvirgin loser.

>caring about what a female likes
Focus on what you like. Females will like what you like if you are a pack leader and assert dominance. If I had a bitcoin for every female who suddenly and completely changed her likes and opinions and worldview based on the man dicking them the deepest I would be rich right now.

I am a femanon (:

better than 99% of normies, even in [current year]

She teaches technology at a school

But 10 year olds dont need to know anything important so she is basically just a normal teacher

My ex was. She got into it due to privacy concerns though. Specifically IoS devices.

Those soulless fucking chinky eyes and warning coloured hair, ugh

Is that really her? She got some nice body.

That is one seriously ugly bitch.

Meh. I've seen worse irl.
>5/10

>that
>any less than a 9/10
Are you a faggot?

subjective

me too

shit taste

im female(male) too

Oh I know it, I'm quite lucky

hi

I am tech savvy gf looking for tech savvy bf pls respond

>tfw cucked by brogrammer

helo biutiful
show bob?

>pictures
nigga, that’s a video camera.

Yes, also she is physic teacher, but she works in asda.

pic related.

Picture girl is a sjw lesbian, user. Coloured hair, some distance is fair.

She works for one of the biggest tech companies in the world so yes.
>lol women in muh STEM

Does she know there are holes in her jeans?

If she got rid of the attention-seeking dyke hair then she'd be a 9/10

Mine recently completed the Human Resource Machine on Steam and has moved onto playing around with the ghci shell. A little worried she might be a natural programmer but she's an elementary school teacher so that keeps her pretty busy.

Besides I'm a java dev, all I have to do is keep deflecting her attention towards meme languages like Haskell and I won't have to worry about her superceding me.

Also she doesn't even use linux, so any programming talents she may have don't count, right guys??

>Long face with features spread out to every corner
>attractive
sure thing mate.

Max is a dude, not memeing, Linus has let it slip multiple times. One of the old guys from the build vlogs "left" because he found out and called her a freak. Linus's wife made him ask the guy to quit.

IIRC it was the fat one who did accents

>Is your girlfriend as interested in technology as you are?

Yes, we are both cyberpunk as fuck. Haven't even met in the meat world yet, just online lovers. Can't wait for good VR sex hardware and apps.

>t. faggot

not really, but she knows her way around it. I gifted her a dell latitude with a 4th gen i5 with debian testing and cinnamon on it, and she's loving it. I removed systemd from it, so she barely even knows how to turn it off.

Also she fixed my e-reader once when I broke its screen, and her car keys with my soldering iron. Based/10, I'm gonna marry her soon

>yes shes such a smartass
>sure she would be together with someone retarded like me who would share her butt on Sup Forums
cool story bro

This thread is a prime example how fucked Sup Forums is these days.
Full of normalfags.

Why do losers have the tendency to always assume other people are losers too?
You probably look at a couple and think to yourself "I bet they don't even fuck, like how would they fuck, I wouldn't get to fuck in that situation".

>Haven't even met in the meat world yet
>I'm 16 and this chick I know over the internet is totally my girlfriend
KEK

>not being an incel is considered normalfaggotry
bee yourself

>t. I never had sex

Twitch boob streamers aren’t your girlfriend, user.

This is related to anything, how?
You don't even dedicate your life to the one true love that's technology, yet you think you're entitled to even post here?

Nice joke mate.

k

>couldn't find a qt gf so became a digisexual
I'll post here whether you like it or not virgin.

bravo user

>post picture of gf
>immediately doxed
This is why this board is in decline. If you have any decency you will delete your post.

Yes. She works for a tech company doing machine learning.

I think its the whole internet rather than just a board on Sup Forums. People dont protect their information anymore, and let it float around in public.

>Not having a girlfriend means you don't have sex
Nice teenager logic, matey.

Post as much as you wish, it's easy to spot and ignore retards like you.

>Thread full of shitposts and baits
>Why do these shitpsoters get doxed?!?! This board is shit!!!!11one
You're new, aren't you?

friendly reminder that 90% of Sup Forums "gf" are trannies.
did some user really just try to claim zoe quinn is his gf??

>friendly reminder that 90% of Sup Forums "gf" are trannies.
Nah, the traps aren't gay meme is just a meme.
99% of Sup Forums is normies who stumbled on this board and are tech illiterates.

Is this truly rose?

>did some user really just try to claim zoe quinn is his gf??
>thread topic asking for obvious bait
>falls for said bait

This

Yeah this is over.
Should've just told your real profession + 'but I'm very interested to learn more about security technology in my spare time'

Linus tech tips bitch

I love you, mommy. Please, love me too!
Mommy?..

Gf has an iPhoneX and a 2009 era iMac, she isn't interested in technology though

>danger hair

do you think brandon took linu's 50k camera or some shit and tricked max into some boudoir pics

>The doggo is going too to eat the fresh poop

Nice gif user

no way shes actually a dude, im gonna keep a look out for her benis when i watch ltt now.

I know loads of people say linus has sold out but since the beginning he has run the show as a business and he doesnt go out of his way to not talk about bad features in products. I like that hes started doing the old style reviews aswell

>Meeting
They spitroasted your gf user

dud you are literally a faggot redditor ive visited reddit a few time and this is always in the comments, its not funny in the slightest just pure fucking cringe neck yourself faggot

Maxine is too pure to have a benis.

Calling BS on this one
Those hands can't be male, ever

How bad is your trap radar? That voice is female. Those femdudes can change everything with surgery, but the voice always gives it away.

No. She's in school for computer engineering but it's just because she likes math, physics, electrical, and basic programming in Python. She has no real interest in technology. I try to explain to her closures and their implementation with a parent-pointer tree on the heap, and she immediately doesn't care. I guess that's why I'm CS and she's CE, but she doesn't do any side projects. She's just following along with the herd. She'll get an internship junior year just like everyone else. She'll apply to companies like Boeing and Intel. She has a 4.0 while I have a 3.3 because I drank for all of sophomore and junior years. I'm a senior now with nothing lined up for out of college. Been working on a portfolio, writing my own operating system and a bunch of other things. I hope GPA doesn't matter as much as prowess.