/csg/ Chink Shit General

Ready those near empty neet wallets once again! There's rumblings of chink sites going all out on 12.12!

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user finds a $71 Mitu Pillow another user already has a massive Mitu plush • user posts his collection of Mitu plushies • user posts what he got on 11.11 a Lenovo Tab 3 and a Singfire flashlight • Wish upsets normies and triggers SJWs with their advertising • user gets a folding cup it stinks • user ordered two Mi Band 2's but both come in different packaging which worries him • user gets a mic shockmount, a keychain and some pen nibs • user shares video review of Orico's transparent plastic USB Hub youtu.be/zM_5QGDkev8
• user gets screen protector and a stylus • user bought a Miku Note 4x for his sister • user gets some heatshrink tubes • user's only 11.11 purchase, a 5 meter long braided HDMI cable • user bought another waifu pillow case posts his ex waifu pillow • user's postman breaks user's chink shit • user's new favourite shirt Previous thread

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gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_401685.html
gearbest.com/tv-box/pp_736118.html
pt.aliexpress.com/item/RFID-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit-With-Box/32809599791.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10345_10342_10547_10343_51102_10340_10548_10341_10541_10084_10083_10307_10539_10312_10313_10059_10314_10534_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_10596_10142_10107-normal#cfs,searchweb201603_12,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=8eb2c3af-3317-4f36-9cca-7cd1365bf9c5-4&algo_pvid=8eb2c3af-3317-4f36-9cca-7cd1365bf9c5&rmStoreLevelAB=0
pt.aliexpress.com/item/Original-UNO-R3-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit/32582204046.html?spm=a2g03.10010108.100008.1.14723abeaxib8t&traffic_analysisId=recommend_2056_null_null_null&scm=1007.13438.91317.0&pvid=793c192f-fdad-4b77-baf3-f9953c2613f2&tpp=1
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aliexpress.com/item/May-2017-update-hot-game-Neko-Para-Vol-2-Shimai-Neko-no-Sucre-sexy-Chocola-Vanilla/32816379116.html
youtube.com/watch?v=SW8K9D9u5aI
aliexpress.com/item/RFID-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit-With-Box/32809599791.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-UNO-R3-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit/32582204046.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-UNO-R3-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit-With-Retail/32725286295.html
amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005BZNDOO/ref=ox_sc_saved_image_10?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

What lock pick set would you guys recommend that I have least likely of getting chinked?

Stop stealing.

12.12 deals where?!

>user shares video review of Orico's transparent plastic USB hub

Why are you hiding that this is Comfy's review, RegularOP? It's not like you don't spend all day sucking his dick in the Discord

Wasn't that video posted before anyway?
Why is it in the NEWs.

>stop stealing

One would need lockpicks to steal
>implying

You know, you're pretty fucking dumb to assume that. Why don't you go tell locksmiths to stop stealing, too????

>posts comfy's video to mock it
>gets mad when his autismo plan backfires and makes the news

You are no locksmith.

It turns out that only very few people are autistic enough to even know who this 'comfy' is.

I have always included video reviews posted by anons in the news if they weren't shared before and posted in a previous thread.

The more publicity he gets the better.
>t. newfag

>not a locksmith

Ok, buddy, its ok I already know what set to buy, I talked to another user about the set they bought

I just wanted to see who I will trigger
>:^)

Don't steal.

Then why didn't you mention that it was a genuine Comfy Tech Reviews video instead of just some random pleb user?

Asking for opinions on this shit again.

gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_401685.html

Can't unlock bootloader for my Redmi note 4 and it's been about a month. What now?

MIUI is fine.

Get gearbest.com/tv-box/pp_736118.html instead.

Does it matter? You are starting to sound like you have an axe to grind.

I guess you mean the 2GB model right?

Why are body pillow cases so expensive? $30-45 to print a waifu onto a case seems a bit excessive. Is there anything to look out for?

That "SCISHION V88" got only 1GB of RAM too, but sure 2GB version would be even better.

It's a lot of fabric.

>grammar

for you

Comfy was an important figure in this general and I think his return to making video reviews for us deserves a bit more fanfare than it got. I'm sorry if my opinion upsets you.

try harder because it's trivial
and don't listen to dumb faggots

>important
How? He didn't find one original meme.
All he does is jump on shit that other anons discovered.

Just got my KZ ZS6, holy fucking shit they are awesome, 11/10 would recommend, glory to the mighty Chi-fi.

What's the name for a knife that has the little bit sticking out that you can hit hard enough and the blade swings out?

What's the best Ganzo one?

Pics plz

flipper

hey Sup Forumsuys, I've had my Xiaomi Mi Notebook 13.3 a couple of weeks now and will review once I've tried some games on it. Can anyone with a bit of spare time find me a UK charger for it? It came with an EU charger and I don't want to carry an adapter.

Never mind, I found one.

Review soon.

I have some coming my way. I hear a lot of people complaining some of the frequencies actually hurt their ears.
Could you confirm this or is this just audiophile autism?

I recieved my $0.50 terrerium panda from 11.11, its pretty cute I might order more.

Not Sup Forums but has anyone used Chinese nail fungus remover?
Any recommendations?

My camera is a complete ass but here you go.

I expected the same but it ain't there, they have a lot of highs but nothing ear hurting.

Go to a doctor, jeez.

Chinese nail fungus remover? Dip your foot in the Yangze river my guy.

I've tried all the drug store things.
Other options are pills with side effects or €200 laser treatment.
So I'd rather try Chinese.

Surely Chinese stuff won't have side effects.

bathe it in diluted bleach

use some fungus medication, ask your pharmacy guy if you don't wanna spend money on the medical jew.

Thanks, I have a couple others coming in aswell (memet x5 and bgvp) if the gentleman that work at the customs don't decide their entire family should get IEMs this Christmas I might actually make a small comparison when they arrive.
Still, it's a relief that my main concern with these is mostly due to audiophile autism.

Some people have ears more sensitive to treble then others. For example I use SE215s which everyone claims are bass heavy but I find the treble overpowers the bass and is sometimes ear piercing.

got a letter today, who the fuck is sending me letters

Seeds.

folded Christmas card?

Are you, /csg/?

ayy

Vinegar can supposedly cure some of these.

Sure, acid can cure a lot of things. That doesn't mean its the right solution.

What material is best for a dakimakura? Peach, Plush or 2 way

it was hand written too

Even those videos with referral link in their description? What about >>>/rules/global/11 ?

the lure of xiaomincome is too stronk

My first chink buy was only suppose to be a screen protector... The only thing that got fucked. Awaiting more packages.

This has to be the saddest post in all of /csg/ history. I bet you're that Eiaosi guy clinging to your "original meme" for dear life. Just wow.

reminder not to say anything bad about the Discord affiliate spam or the mods of Sup Forums will have you banned from the entire board for 'non tech talk'

enjoy your referral spam fags

Such petty cunts

Sure, when you span every single thread with this shit they will ban you.

Nice IP address

I'm behind CGNAT, it doesn't belong to me and no one can connect to me.

that IP address belongs to hundreds of thousands of users

If you're dumb enough to click on those then that's entirely on you.

What are some /fa/ sunglasses that are actually good?

>Not a single sperm goes through
>But your dick gets metal poisoning
Worth it?

Veithdia.

Anybody know of teeny phone-enabled watches or 'smartphones' such as the VPhone S8? I'm looking for a secondary wearable that can fulfill light secondary functions...the vphone meets those needs but I want to look over my options and do my due diligence by comparing different products if possible.

If you can name-drop products like these, or even just good keyword suggestions when searching for products like these, please let me know. Thanks.

just buy a nokia 3310 they just released it with updated snake

is that game pad thing for your phone?

>i blame anons for clicking on affiliate links i spam
wew lad, top low, even for a safe chat apologist

No it's a game grip with a stand for my N3dsXL

build one, just stick some oled i2c screen and a sim900 to a rpi zero w.

How comfy are handles? my hands always get cramped when using my 3DSXL or my Vita

I want to make a tv-hdd-box-speakers combo, something to put on top the fridge and watch tv/yt/torrents in the kitchen. Assuming I want 21" fhd, 2tb of external HDD, and pretty good sound quality from the separate speakers ($25 worth maybe? But not too large) what should I spend, can I get it all chink?

That TV box looks fine for my purposes, for starters.

I'm looking for watch wearable things, and wanted to make sure to not just buy the first thing in front of my eyes. That's an easy way to buying regret. Thanks for the suggestion, my man.

Are these good deal for chink "arduino kits"?

pt.aliexpress.com/item/RFID-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit-With-Box/32809599791.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10345_10342_10547_10343_51102_10340_10548_10341_10541_10084_10083_10307_10539_10312_10313_10059_10314_10534_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_10596_10142_10107-normal#cfs,searchweb201603_12,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=8eb2c3af-3317-4f36-9cca-7cd1365bf9c5-4&algo_pvid=8eb2c3af-3317-4f36-9cca-7cd1365bf9c5&rmStoreLevelAB=0
pt.aliexpress.com/item/Original-UNO-R3-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit/32582204046.html?spm=a2g03.10010108.100008.1.14723abeaxib8t&traffic_analysisId=recommend_2056_null_null_null&scm=1007.13438.91317.0&pvid=793c192f-fdad-4b77-baf3-f9953c2613f2&tpp=1
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I don't understand a lot about arduino but it says 50% off and it looks pretty cheap, so I wanted to know if it really is a good price or if te 50% off is bullshit.

Its quite nice actually. A bit small for my hands so I would recommend getting a bigger grip for adult male hands.

If I buy this will I get chinked or is this legit?

aliexpress.com/item/May-2017-update-hot-game-Neko-Para-Vol-2-Shimai-Neko-no-Sucre-sexy-Chocola-Vanilla/32816379116.html

That's actually a pretty cool project. I dont think 25 bucks speakers will get you very far, they will certainly be better than the shit that comes with TVs, that's for sure. I'm also not very sure if you should get the monitor on chinkland, I wouldnt trust them to not send you a cheap monitor without bleeding or dead pixels.

I can't read Macaquito nigger.

not related to that exactly but

youtube.com/watch?v=SW8K9D9u5aI

this guy got chinked hard

It's usually better to buy ones with images in the comments, I bought one on ali once and it was legit, but I looked at the comments before buying.

Their hips look thicker than what they do on the game

>Is it legit
Its legit chink shit. You aren't going to buy a daki on ali that wasn't stolen from somewhere else.

This was actually my thought, I already had a TV in mind for 100 USD, and nix the speakers, I have some that should work, were 36 I believe. I guess that leaves the external HD, trust any?

>external HD, trust
Hell, I dont even trust half of the brands they sell over here. The TV Box is probably the only thing you can get from chinkland that isn't going to be shit, I personally have this one but the UI is shit and the control feels like shit shit too, the only redeeming part is the hardware.
gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_622594.html

It doesn't automatically changed the language?

aliexpress.com/item/RFID-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit-With-Box/32809599791.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-UNO-R3-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit/32582204046.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-UNO-R3-Starter-Kit-for-Arduino-UNO-R3-Upgraded-Version-Learning-Suite-Kit-With-Retail/32725286295.html

try these I guess?

It isn't exactly the same thing right? These ones just send you the pieces and a plastic bag for carrying with no instructions or anything, This guy got his entire project and ideas ripped off.

Just took a flyer on a hibook pro, 170 with shipping included, also claims 3 day shipping. Is it too good to be true? 75% chance yes. Am I greedy enough to try my luck with PayPal/Bonanza? You bet, would have ordered two if he had them.

Is there a workable burger option for close to the money? Also, what external HDD brand then?

Charges $90 for $30 worth of hardware
Angry he gets undercut
>The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

Probably the cheapest alternative would be whatever 2TB 2.5 inch HDD there is on amazon and this.
aliexpress.com/item/SATA-USB3-0-Adapter-Cable-Converter-For-2-5-inch-HDD-SSD-Hard-Disk-Laptop-SATA/32826716094.html
Since it's all going into an enclosure you can MacGyver something to protect the HDD.

Almost forgot, the only disk I have had die on me are all Seagate. Fuck Seagate.

"smartwatch phone", "smartphone watch", "smartwatch sim", if you don't need it to be a watch there's the AIEK

Get drive and enclosure seperately.

>Sup Forums Technology
>clicks on referral links

How stupid are you? Then again I doubt you ever bought chink shit.

You mean save money by just popping an internal HDD into some fudd ass plastic case? I could do that. What you think about this monitor? Anything same spec cheaper that wont take a shit on me?

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005BZNDOO/ref=ox_sc_saved_image_10?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

Thanks man. I was looking for something I could wear while otherwise unable to take my phone out of my pocket (McDonald's wage slave lol). I liked that the vphone could handle texts and calls, had bluetooth connection capabilities, and an FM radio too. The Mi Mix 2 I'm getting won't have FM radio capabilities.
I only really care about calls, SMS, and bluetooth though.