Reminder that every real man has the following on his bedside table:

Reminder that every real man has the following on his bedside table:
-an iPad Pro
-an iPhone X (used to take picture)
-an Apple Watch

If you don’t have these three you are a poorfag incapable of providing for a family and not a real man.

reminder that even if keep posting this autistic trash every day the fact that apple makes products at trash prices still holds true

Andjeet will argue this

>copy pasta OP
>nobody ever reports
>thread lasts for 300+ replies
ANDROJEETS ARE TOO FUCKING EASY

>Apple makes products at thrash prices

Oh I’m sorry. Please show me a comparable product to the iPad Pro for a lower price. Remember it has a 2k resolution, 120 Hz screen and an extremely powerful processor.

Please show me a better phone than the iPhone X which has the strongest processing power, best screen, best camera of any phone and is the only phone with 3D FaceID.

>real men have gay overpriced toys
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What is the point of this thread? It doesn’t discuss technology in any kind of meaningful depths. How are mods not cleaning up degenerate threads like these?

>having two tablets (iPhone and iPad)
>having a watch you need charge every night

You may not be a poor fag, but you are a branded no different than cattle. and seriously.. apple watch? what a joke.

Why can't Sup Forums ignore shitty pasta troll threads?

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>best camera
Pixel 2 has a better camera

>FaceID
Literally nobody cares, completely useless innovation

>best screen
Galaxy s8 has better resolution

>processing power
Shit price/performance ratio

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keep it up user, but remember that status symbols are NOT technology

ITT we laugh at andrones that reply seriously to this thread.

They're so retarded you can tell them ahead of time and they'll still reply.

Andjeet damage control squads deployed

With poogle as our master we will be VICTORIOUS

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DUDE ALL YOU NEED IS A FUCKING LAPTOP AND PHONE IT'S NOT HARD

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IPhone X has rated the best camera on a smartphone. The pixel 2 comes close but lags hopelessly behind elsewhere.

FaceID has received good reviews and is objectively superior to touchID.

The Samsung s8 has a higher resolution but the iPhone 8 is still superior in every other aspect and has been rated the best smartphone screen.

The iPhone X isn’t just ahead in terms of processing power, it is way ahead.

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Jesus the amount of Indians on Sup Forums

Not surprising really, pic related.

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You get that much joy from a forum response lol, congrats!

Poogle shills in full swing tonight

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TOO FUCKING EASY HURR DURR
your smugs are shit too

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WE'RE HITTIN 300 TODAY BOYS

>trolling
>gets told to fuck off
>hahaha i was just pretending

You are as bad as Pajeets, lad

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TIL: Real men love being ass fucked by other dudes.

>real man
>bedside table

Really faggot?

hey, what's wrong with bedside tables?

i have the iphone x and im shocked how boring it became after a week. Well i don't care much since it was part of my extended contract

A real man invests his money in stuff that doesn't lose half its value once someone breaths on it.

i dont know about FaceID. Its slower than TouchID but honestly it works 90% of the time minimum...

Dear God. You have all that stuff by your bed? Why did you move them from your shelf? What about all the beats by dre you had?